Sorry - had to add this one. I was thinking of a hose pipe....but their answer beats it all!
Q25. I am guessing that it is a girlfriend?
Right, Wrong, Close
24. Does it live above ground? Yes.
23. Do you clean it regularly? No.
22. Would you use it in the dark? Sometimes.
21. Is it hard? No.
20. I guessed that it was a water pistol? Wrong.
19. I guessed that it was a hot tub? Wrong.
18. Does it make noise? Yes.
17. Does it contain a liquid? Yes.
16. Does it have four legs? No.
15. Is it an electro-mechanical device? No.
14. Can you put something into it? Yes.
13. Can you open it? No.
12. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
11. Do you use it in your home? Yes.
10. Is it made of metal? No.
9. Is some part of it made of glass? No.
8. Is it dangerous? No.
7. Is it used in a sport? No.
6. Was it used over 100 years ago? No.
5. Can it be heard? Yes.
4. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
3. Is it outside? Yes.
2. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
1. It is classified as Other.
I can see why it thought that!
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Quote by pleasure40070
the who are a fantastic group but sadly never had a number one single :shock: hell knows why they made some gr8 tunes
No point, really; the singles market wasn't the right medium for them. They did release some - how else would they have got into jukeboxes in Croyden Cafe's otherwise?
I've never bought a single in my life, but I own the better part of 400 LP's and CD's - do they even make a CD single? I have no idea!
Quote by Beeline:lol: :lol: Just had a great train journey coming back from Liverpool.....was pissed off
as the meeting I went to was cancelled 15mins before its scheduled start...but became more relaxed as I sat in the train and watched a gorgeous young lady sit and stroke her little pussy two seats in front of me...
....similar experiences commentary please
Beeline : :silly:
Is it still true that they charge for canines but cats still go for free on the railways?
Last time I was in Africa, I watched an old man get his cock out and it looked like several people got into a dispute about how much to pay for it - they all had a feel of it before it was eventually put back in the crate and they went through the same rigmarole again with a hen. Amazing.
I say you should let her back in with open arms for any number of reasons, but the best one is simply this:
because when you're 80 years old and wet the bed on a regular basis and can't remember where you left your teeth or your colostomy bag, you'll want to move in with her and THAT's the time to remind her of what you did for her in 2005!!
because when you're 80 years old and wet the bed on a regular basis and can't remember where you left your teeth or your colostomy bag, you'll want to move in with her and THAT's the time to remind her of what you did for her in 2005!!
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hmmm, i will have to ask, you dont get anywhere in this world without asking...
is that the case for all of the guys here... would you try anal if it was with a woman and not a guy? (that doesnt go for the bi guys here)
Don't know, but I think I'd give it a go if I trusted the person on the 'stick' end!
Quote by davej
Depends what you want to do with it......
As yet I've not had the need to stir a 10ltr. bucket of thick emulsion with it as I have a habit of saving off-cuts of wood for the task, therefore what I was given seems to be suited to the tasks it needs to perform.
........davej wanders off to re-hang all his shirts, so that the hangers point the same way on the rail ....
Hells bells... I can't even fill a 10 ltr bucket! One heck of a party trick if anyone can!
:D :D For my money, the Floyd did a set that sounded almost note-perfect. Not exactly easy to do if you haven't played with the other guys for the best part of 15 years. Much respect, etc.
The Who... I'm still shocked that they played the full version of Behind Blue Eyes - I was wondering how that high pitched wail towards the end would come out, but it sounded great to me. Notice Daltry's mike was really taped to the cable....the rodies know of his 'mike swinging' habit! Ahh.. memories!
The Who... I'm still shocked that they played the full version of Behind Blue Eyes - I was wondering how that high pitched wail towards the end would come out, but it sounded great to me. Notice Daltry's mike was really taped to the cable....the rodies know of his 'mike swinging' habit! Ahh.. memories!
thanks fluck that i aint!!!!!!!!
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My passport & tickets (yipee!)
Some business cards I've collected
Receipts on an old fashioned metal spike (very thereputic to use on credit card statements)
Dictionary
Visitors pass for a trade show...damn, three weeks ago
Couple of pens & a pad of Post-it notes
Phone
More dust than there should be
My passport & tickets (yipee!)
Some business cards I've collected
Receipts on an old fashioned metal spike (very thereputic to use on credit card statements)
Dictionary
Visitors pass for a trade show...damn, three weeks ago
Couple of pens & a pad of Post-it notes
Phone
More dust than there should be
I've recently invented really, really small balloons that are surgically inserted into your lips. To inflate, you use a bicycle pump jammed up the left nostril, deflate by pulling the right ear sharply downwards.
Low pressure: Serious businesss meetings, anytime you need to strike a deal.
Medium pressure: Night out on the pull / night in with very close friends
High pressure: Only used when there's no seats left on the train & you need to suction-cup yourself to the window!
:-)
Low pressure: Serious businesss meetings, anytime you need to strike a deal.
Medium pressure: Night out on the pull / night in with very close friends
High pressure: Only used when there's no seats left on the train & you need to suction-cup yourself to the window!
:-)
Quote by Smoking Muff
Steve Irwin!!!!!! :doh:
For god sake give me the spider any day. Could take it out shopping for shoes and things. Maybe even train it to hold vibrators and such.
Yeah, I' well twisted :crazy:
Take it shopping??? Woman, have you any idea how much you'd spend on shoes for that many feet?
The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man.
"Right OK, mister, but this is a private club so if you post a twenty through the letterbox as an initiation fee, we'll help you out," answered the voice.
The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
boom, boom
"Right OK, mister, but this is a private club so if you post a twenty through the letterbox as an initiation fee, we'll help you out," answered the voice.
The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
boom, boom
