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J
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
UK

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your house is about to burn down
the monster in the wardrobe has started walking around
its hot and sunny
you've ran out of magners
there is free entry to the cinema today.
give me 5 causes of boredom.
Quote by sue1972
Please may I get an invite xxx
more than welcome to join us looking forward to seeing you there
my fantasy is to one day wake up and be able to call myself Tripod. Or Jake The Peg. Or that my life has been one long dream and I am infact God.
eerrrr... realistically though?......... I'm living my fantasy every day I go to work. Every hour.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Hello to all new people that said hello!!!
:welcome:
Ever since I was a kid I've had a thing for Pammie Anderson and as sad as it is to say I'd still love to (lucky b@stard Ethan Hawke!!)
Also.... I guess if I was going to try some same sex stuff... who better than Nic Cage.
Or Derrin Brown.
The emannuelle films have always held a soft spot in my heart!
Quote by HungryP
Two birds are sat on a perch.
One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
redface surprisedops:

Reading that again, again, again...................
Half an hour later....... rolleyes
play on words.
A perch is a fish
man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bankok.....
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
bad luck mate!!
Two birds are sat on a perch.
One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
redface surprisedops:
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove:
Just read it Ice.
I agree, it did open up a nice healthy debate..
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice, I understand what you mean but surely you recognise one post to talk to their 50 friends is easier than 50 PM's.

Fair comment and you're right of course.
I just think when the initial post is aggressive, however it's couched, aggressive responses are fairly inevitable.
I mean, just as a purely hypothetical example, if I were to post a rage against women because a woman upset me, I might be looking for some brotherly support, but I should hardly be surprised if the women leaped in and told me to stop whingeing.
true.
I guess we could talk about this till the cows come home and still not have an outcome where somebody would not have something else to say.
Bloody freedom of speech. and thought. and car parks.
hang on.... just gonna let Daisy in.
Ice, I understand what you mean but surely you recognise one post to talk to their 50 friends is easier than 50 PM's.
cheers Libra...
your three lines did it better than my 20!!!
must learn to stop going on.
Cu3.... I know. I don't want to start another slanging match... is definitely not my intention.
will stop now!!
J
xx
I've been trying to catch up recently and the one thing I keep on thinking to myself is the above...
How difficult can it be to not reply to something that you don't agree with.
Surely, if someone posts something that they care about, or express how they are feeling is it not common sense that people who agree or have sympathy for them will reply.
Why the fluck do people feel the need to pull them down further.
I appreciate that people are entitled to their own opinions and the arguement RE: open debates.... but if someone feels strongly about something, or is indeed seeking sympathy without asking and you realise this, why not just let them and allow their friends to respond? Some things just shouldn't be debated, and peoples feelings are one of them.
I keep reading that the people posting should do so via PM..... but flip the coin and look at the other side.... DON"T REPLY.
If it has annoyed you, let it annoy you and quietly move on (even if I am being fairly contradictory by posting this! :doh: ) to a post that does more suit you.
Just a thought guys.
J
mine is:
Your Type is
ISTJ
Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
67 22 56 11
Qualitative analysis of your type formula
You are:
distinctively expressed introvert
slightly expressed sensing personality
moderately expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality
shit. not even changed my avatar back!!
hang on..
just a quickie to say hello to one and all. wave
been away for a short while and have been informed of the catching up I needed to do....
boy can I not be bothered!!! Sorry! there's over 20 pages of posts I haven't read andthat's too many for little me!
Not finding much time to come in here anymore (mainly because of a work of genius called GTA: San Andreas) and so I think i'll only be popping in occassionally. please forgive therefore if I'm a little out of the loop!!
J
xx
^^^^^^^^
rotflmao lol :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:
seem quite good. just having a butchers at that now.
Cheers J3di... have just Kazaa'd dreamweaver and ws_ftp so will see what they are like when done! dunno
thanks again to all the above. most helpful
J
Quote by EnglishChris99
Ok all you webdesigner geeks.... you forgot one thing... and its quite important really...
You need to host the site somewhere.
This means having somewhere to put all those nice pages you just made, so that when someone types in your domain name it points them to your pages.
It is usualy worth considering hosting before embarking on the site, because if you need a database, secure server, or scripts to make either the pages or the e-commerce aspect of your site work you will need to ensure you build it in a way that is compatible with the host you choose.
There are lots of companies doing hosting out there. Try and pick a company that is big, and doesn't make promises that seem too good to be true. There are plenty of hosting companies that come under the fly by night category... and as anyone can build a slick website its not always easy to tell.
As its your GF's business consider a reputable hosting company where you are paying for quality performance and reliability. You may want to consider a local company (like a local broadband provider) if you want the personal touch.

cheers Chris.
will look into that too!!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Another web designer here...
The first thing to do is work out WHY (and if) you actually need a website. Unless you have huge budget for advertising or a product that people will tell each other about just because they saw it on your website, then just having a website will NOT get you customers, no matter how good it is - all it will do is reassure people who already know you, and let them look up information about you.
The second is to decide on what you want the website to do. Is it going to include on-line sales, or just tell people about the product and then get them to contact you by some other means? Take a look at other websites in your field, and get ideas for what works and what doesn't. Bookmark any that strike you as particularly good.
Next, you need to think about content. Write the words you want to appear on the site, and choose the photos. If you don't have top quality photos, think about getting some taken professionally, and get quotations.
Next, it's time to think about your budget. Can you afford a professional designer? Can you get someone you know to do the site for you? Can you do it yourself? If all these options are open, then which will give you the best value for money?
Finally, it's time to choose the person/company who will make the site for you. Talk to as many people as possible, show them your words and photos, and get them to look at similar sites you like the look of, that way you'll end up with the site you want not the site they want to make for you.

Cheers for the reply Mr D.
the webiste is to drum up interest in something that is not specifically aimed at one set of people.
if you look at ....
My girlfriend is Livvy... she prefers to use wood from her parents farm in devon (gives it a more personal touch I think?!!) to make her jewellery. She will also use gold and silver if thats what people want, but none of it is your average, straight forward Elizabeth Duke!
This is why I thought a website would be good. Drumming up interest isn't a problem (thankfully as I do not have a budget for advertising)... word of mouth is quicker and she doesn't want to be in-undated with requests for braclets..... there are so many hours in a day!!
I can't afford a professional designer and was hoping to get most of the work done myself, however I'm not sure where to start!!! :confused2:
I am now gonna look for the free software re-lapse mentioned and see what I can sort out.
I'll let you all know the outcome when I have finally managed to build it (and you had all better order someting too!!! mad )
cheers
J
cheers guys.
sorry for the late reply, but just managed to get on again....
will give them a read over and then reply properly!
J
Nice one Clare.
Hope the next job inspires you to stay as long in that one too.
Have a good weekend, and don't forget to be bright and early on Monday morning with an Apple for your boss!!!