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JGB4fun
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 67
0 miles · West Midlands

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Well I don’t normally blow my own trumpet but this time I’ll make an exception...... mainly because my bum has had come in for lots of praise from a few people….. if nothing else it is one if the cleanest on here smile
Not a bad day, easy day at work... well for a monday. Then relaxing with a swim and sauna. Bit of a bombshell when i got home my son had made a list of things he is thinking of doing and top of the list is moving to Canada (something he has been thinking of for 2 yrs), Australia or New Zealand.... I suppose at least he came and talked to me... so I guess ....
Quote by Libra+Love
THE WORSE DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!
My son moved out. I'm so heart sore.

....... is still to come.
Feb 2006 is a long way off, i'm sure it will fly by and if you could add my name to the list then that will be something to look forward to.
As SH is part of the internet which is just basically virtual reality and as in actual real life there are genuine and not so genuine people. Which is why when you do find someone they should be treasured and hopefully this will be reciprocated.
I'm afraid it has no chance of getting past the firewall. Chat rooms are a sackable offence so no fun at all really. I was once trying to look at a swimming site only to be greeted with a big yellow banner "The site is classified as having some sexual content.... " and was greeted by a not so quiet female voice 5 yards away " .... what’s all this then..." She knows what i'm like so it all ended with a laugh.
Quote by SXBOY
what ive found with my limited knowledge and begging of free information from those in the know
only run / have installed one protective programme
because the way they are set up ,they can hinder each others performances in virus ,pop-up and spy ware programme control

That could explain why after running my MS Beta version and found nothing I followed it by runnning Ad-Adware and found 37 items !
This is after reading in the sunday paper that you should run at least 3 programs to make sure everything is captured confused
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Glad to see im not the only one still watching this redface
I seriously think im addicted lol. He just makes me glad that ppl like him exist in this world, life would be bloody miserable without him for sure!
BTW can someone please slap me round the face and bring me round pls, i think hes actually brainwashing me now confused Im just under his spell :twisted:
lol

Nope you are not on your own. It's early in the morning and i had to come on to get my fix.
Couldn't possibly slap you around the face but would a little slap on that pert bum help ?
Yep I have once or twice and it's not as easy as you think, not only do you have to get the breathing right the timing of the short thrusts are critical lol
Ok i don't know whether to admit this or not but every time i read this post i got curioser and curioser till eventually .... well the Ky and bubble wrap i can understand (bubble side up of course) but the sander :!: Where the hell does that come into it confused:
The main thing is the bubbles popping …. They don’t half put you off your stroke
redface
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Thems fighting words JGB!!!
Room 101 indeed smackbottom I say take the mad option!! lol

Oh dear I think I've bitten off more than I can chew. I’m not a fighting man, I only pick on people my own size and that’s not many.
I wouldn’t really put him in room 101. I just think I’ll have to watch it with the volume muted ..... I need to get my daily smile.
On msn last night and someone sent a url "have a look at this its brill" and of course i did . . . . . . and there he was singing away.... so guess what i've been humming all day ?
Funny as it is he may have to go into Romm 101 before i go mad confused
Still made me smile though lol
As well as sharing opinions it's also a excelant place to share info, my free summer weekends are almost sorted thanks to a post on here smile
Thanks Seagull69 & Dawn_Mids..... looks like i'll be traveling up the dreaded M6 asap smile
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We attend chameleons and I can assure you that all shapes and sizes attend and all have fun. I have read negative reports on the clubs and parties site that chameleons is full of fatties but this is not the case. It is just full of normal down to earth people who want to chill out and enjoy themselves.

Thats comforting to know. I have thought about joining chams.... I checked out there web site it states " It is advisable to call the club for details before your first visit. Please remember membership cannot be guaranteed over the telephone" and as i'm a single (short arsed) male and not exactly full of confidence it sort of put me off ..... maybe i'll think again
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the best site is at Morfa Dyffryn. It's the leasure caravan and camping site ' or similar sounding name ' It's clean, tidy and well run. the site offers the following shop, laundry, club house 'no, you don't have to attend the club/pud unless you have to' a chipy and cafe. there is also some very nice pubs in walking distance. You can either pitch a tent, take a caravan or hire a static caravan.
the beach is in walking distance from the site, it's a excellent place and the people are frendly. on a cood day it's rumoured that you can see porposes swimming out at sea.
Barmouth itself like most sea side town as seen better days but in my oppinion it's a spot on place.

Thanks - guess where i will be this summer smile
Well Debz, like u I've been a member for a while..... lurking in the background and so last week I thought it's time to start posting a few comments (ok, i was told posting can be fun, so to give it a try... and i always do as i'm told.... well not quite :P
..... and so far so good smile
In my house definitely the man ....
I had just posted this in the Sex Quotes post but it sort of fits in here as well
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place ! "
Billy Crystal
With a hint of truth....
" Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place ! "
Billy Crystal
..... I'm sure i'm not the only one who can relate to that
bohemian_3 you have certainly inspired me. I've just bookmarked the Naturism web site and looked up the beach you mentioned, well the only one i could find was Morfra Dyffryn, between Barmouth and Harlech. Now can I turn your initial question round and ask if you can recommend any decent camp sites in the area?
Lets start with....
Cars without indicators.
TV advert breaks - just getting more frequant and longer, following Satalite TV trend sad
Office colleagues who cannot talk quietly on the phone.
Insincere people - Quote "when you can fake sincerity you've got it made" - too bloody true.
Telephone voice menu's - especially when they get to option 5 :!:
Just popped in to say ....
Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha

Told you it would be in my head for the whole day....
Now who can put me out my misery and name the artist and song confused:
I always enjoy getting naked in the house, usually when I'm alone, I also enjoy nude sunbathing in the garden when I can... the sense of freedom smile
I spent the summer of 2003 having nude picnics with a friend in amongst the ferns of a very large park, it was the first time that either of us had got naked in the open and I would highly recomend it. Ok the sex between the the courses was good as well but we both agreed just to be able to lie back listen to the birdsong and loose yourself amongst the clouds was wonderful.
Finding a nudist beach was on this years "To Do" list..... so thank you bohemian_3 for reminding me.
That video did the rounds in our office, without the still pics. You could tell who had opened the email because they were smiling, i think they were watching the video . . . . .but i couldnt see their hands :P By the end of the day most were singing the chorus, some were even trying to mime as well.
Took days to get the song out my head.... and now its back smile
It has to be Doctor Who ..... but only 6 more episodes to go with Christopher Eccleston. He's doing a grand job as the time lord... who needs to wear outfits when your facial expession does it all?
Doesn't really matter if it has been asked before, peoples music tastes change. A months ago I for one would not have imagine myself listening to Sea of Wires - 22 Audible Oddities. If it was not for a chance visit to a Cafe bar in Coventry for a mid morning cuppa. They were playing music I had never heard before, but wanted to hear again and again.
I’m sure age doesn’t really come into it, if two people like each other and they click personality wise, well good luck to them.
I had lots of fun both in and out the bedroom with someone 15 years younger. I was 46 but felt 30 again and very flattered. We talked about anything and everything, taking risk that I hadn’t done before, in restaurants, bars (touching and feeling) and sex in the countryside or licking nipples by waterfalls.
Lots of memories .... and one thing I remember most was just sitting in a Cafe Bar when she got up to get the sugar that I had forgotten, watched by a couple of men sat at the next table... yep, that made me feel good smile
I felt sexy again (because she told me I was lol) .....nope I don’t know why we carried on as we did but I enjoyed every minute, haven’t been so lucky since but who knows.
Younger women and older men… I’ll vote for that