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Jas_Tim
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 56
UK

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Quote by bluexxx
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Where ice cream is concerned, I'm happy to consider any flavour, from the meekest earthling vanilla to the most space-dusted amazing alien variety :lol2:

cos its sweet and involves no cooking lol ? lol
Well yes, and also it's easy (no chewing involved), and it has a flavour for every occasion :lol:
Are you turning into Sheldon :lol:
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Quote by Happy Cats

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
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Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
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Quote by Sarah
Tim can be minister for lighting and glo sticks lol

You'd have to keep him away from the fire though or he'd burn the place down :lol:
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Having seen photos of Blue's previous attempts to cook ad having heard about her diet - It is actually a miracle that she's still alive!
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Picking my toenails and chewing them lol
It's just so much fun.
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask lol :lol: :lol:
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We've moved since then and I have a much smaller desk. It's still packed with all kinds of rubbish. redface
3 speakers
A folder full of paperowrk
A red book of pics of me through my life off my mum :-D
Heat relief patches
A bag
A watch box
3 fantastic table top games
Slimming worls bumf
A phone case
A phone in a case
3 phone boxes (2 empty)
Camera
Minature football
pen
pencil
Connections cables x3
Work phone
Mug
Phone sock
3 memory sticks
A LEPRACHAUN
Credit cards
HSBC passcode thingy
Pencil case
Rolling Tin
Lighter
Bag of nail varnish
Coffee jar full of change
Envelope full off money
Teddy Bear
Hairbrush
Tablets - lots of
Headphones
3 Books
Drink mats
Two charity pins
Ribbon
10 CDS
Olympic thing
3 bangles
Another phone case
Numerous scraps of paper
4 letters
I'm so tidy at work - it's as if all my slobbiness comes out at home :lol:
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At the moment my secret pleasure is Big Bang Theory.
Timmy hates it, so I have to watch it while he's out.
As usual it's all Angels fault!!!
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Quote by MikeC
i was more thinking of the fact wellington didnt have a cabinet,than any actual ability he had at the job.

Where did he keep his boots then?
Wonders what I am good at.....I know I can be minister for Europe with the amount of traveling I have done
Surely transport - you have impecable timing for booking taxi's lol
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Quote by Happy Cats
Is Happy Cats or My profile name the silly one? if it's the latter then I do take offence.

Paddy! Pad! Pat!
No need to be offended, I wasn't trying to offend, I was being silly. Happy Cats (i wish i could lose the s) is the silly name.
The newbie has beens aren't a threat to you but an opportunity to make new friends and acquaintances. Most importantly a bit of laugh to grease lifes wheels.
When our relationship develops beyond this type of thread to us talking shite and you ripping the piss out of me, we may find things in common.
Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
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I feel soo old - 1 week off our tenth SH anniversary lol
I can't remember my very first avatar but I did have this one for quite some time.
Hello to all those I haven't spoken to in ages :wave2:
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One in a million Nellie and I still haven't really got the words.
I have cried and laughed and shouted at you, searched out old posts (I wish you wouldn't go back and delete so many ya bugger),dredging memories of what a wonderful and passionate man you were.
You will be truly missed and I don't think you ever truly realised the impact that you made on so many people's lives.
That said, I expect to find a fully established ironing goldfish service when I come and join you and kbuk - no slacking!!
Gem my heart is with you at this time.
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
Rose totally lacks confidence in all respects.. so if it were left to here we would contact no one even.. ''all too pretty for us'' mad aint she?

Yep as a box of frogs I'm afraid, Rose is beautiful and has one of the best smiles I've ever seen.
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Quote by neilinleeds
Sorry havent been around much lately , been counting my marbles and desperately trying not to lose too much on the foreign Goldfish exchange
I tell you the price of fish food its ruining me :sad:

These goldfish warwick? They're a kind of carp ain't they? They partial to bread at all, cos I've just had a shave this morning and I've got a sinkful of baguette crumbs I don't know what to do with. confused They wouldn't have to know they were a by-product of a disfiguring disease. Even if they guessed they'd have forgotten in about 2 seconds, cos they're goldfish, eh? Might be an option for you . . .
N x x x;)
THe pair of you need to get in touch with Captain Birds Eye - You can supply the whole product and everyone's a winner.
If you could train the goldfish to hold their fins out at a reasonable angle warwick you could even pinch the substance of Dave and Dino's idea and have religious breaded goldfish. Just need a catchy name to market them and I'm sure someonewould have some ideas.
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I have laughed so much reading this thread - you are all mad as the proverbial, well done lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Glo sticks.......................... lol :lol: :lol:
Have been used for something very similar in the past! not recommended BTW

Yea but they look pretty biggrin
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It's seems to be a reaction to the the 'supposed' one target set by the government, that being to improve public confidence in local governments, police etc.
People are aware when people are drunk and being anti social, fighting on the streets and so forth, so these are the people and the agenda being targeted.
For those who drink at home nothing changes, there is a large amount of drink fuelled violence that occurs in homes, but only the neighbours and the local police are aware so let's not worry hey.
Increasing the prices of drinks in supermarkets is quite likely to fuel an increase in acquisitive crime so that those desperate or young can still have a drink, and that wouldn't suit in the run up to an election.
All that said, these pillocks are actually in a minority so why should drinkers who don't cause bother, whether on the street or in the house, suffer because of these morons.
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Quote by gulsonroad30664
we need the right to recall all elected representatives and hold them to account for starters. we need to repudiate all dept and only allow the state to issue dept/credit on behalf of the people at minimal interest, not private international banks. from there many other things would flow. the citizens need to be heard and inclusive in all political/economic decision making. truth should be our watchword, not lies and corruption which should be exposed and punished.

Thank you for that, but who do you think will achieve all this?
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Quote by gulsonroad30664
schools and hospitals have been built. by private (city of london) banks and hedge funds under the "private finance initiative" at a return of a garanteed 14 - 17%. forcing schools to become acadamies run by private companies for profit, hospitals to give private care for profit and charge £10 a day for parking. whilst income tax reciept went down, total percentage of gdp tax reciept rose.
economic growth increased ? the flow of credit increased and thereby dept, fueled by totally deregulated financial institutions in london, the birth place of derivitives who's demand to service in interest is greater than the gross domestic product of human activity on the planet.
new labour, just like old conservative, modern conservative, liberal do gooders and every other hue in the palace of westminster serves the interests of the economically most powerful in society and that aint me and you.
by the way, the n.h.s. has been funded by the biggest capital injection ever, private capital, at interest ! may our children (dept slaves) toil hard to repay it !

Can I ask what your solution is please?
I don't want a copy and paste, if possible, a genuine answer from you, as you've called all the major parties in the above post so who do you think will get right?
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I don't think you can just blame bad teachers, bad parents are too blame too, by bad I mean disinterested other than for sound bites, as well as all the couldn't give toss types.
When I was at school I was put in isolation for the benefit of others. The reason was a lie and I was luckymy parents believed me, investigated and presented proof, along with a potential law suit (no violence or threats of it I might add) and so I was let back in to the main stream. This was a mistake by a concerned teacher trying to protect others, she was wrong, but hey we all make mistakes and it stopped there.
I was also excluded from History because I was too ugly to look at while teaching was taking place. This was a bad teacher.
My father spoke to other parents, put together a full case to the Board of Governors and she was dismissed.
I truly believe that if you, as a parent or student, can present comprehensive evidence as to why a teacher is bad then it's not that difficult to get rid.
I appreciate times have changed, however if the evidence is there, it's there, and no tribunal will back someone in the face of well presented, factual evidence of incomptence, bad attitude or bad teaching practice.
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I got poked because of the searches for SH Trolls-
Bless (was that enough lmao)
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redface surprisedops: :oops: Late again.
Hope you had a great day and My FB snogged you to bits passionkiss
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Well just got back from the airport run and sorry to have had to leave so early but thank you for a great party.
Happy Birthday to Tanina and Lily and thank you to everyone else for being so friendly and nice and not laughing too loudly when I kept tripping over my own feet redface lol :lol: :lol:
Also a Happy Anniversary to you both and what a fantastic party room - Awesome.
Loving the corset that flowercandy was wearing and how fantastic you looked in it :twisted:
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Hello you two - lovely to see you both about again.
Have you still got the hat and the hair? lol :lol: :lol:
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Tim has a 16 mm internal diameter that's 5mm thick.
I've told him that's as big as it's going, as the thicker one's just look too much and I think it'd hurt me lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thank you for the links De Sade.
I might come back to this once I've read a bit more but so far I'm with you on this one.
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I have one ironing goldfish left and two regular along with a dobber and a cats eye. lol
Nice to see you about biggrin
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I had to see a cognitive therapist for an entirely different problem but one of the things he informed of was that I have a mild form of OCD associated with work.
He found it odd as it doesn't impact on my personal life at all, it's purely in the work environment and I shouldn't be able to switch it off the way do but I do apparently.
Until my Mum pointed out that I was the only person she knew with a Colemans row in their fridge redface
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I haven't heard anything about it, but I would be grateful if you could pm a link or more info if you can't put it on the forums.
It sounds horrific and the worst end of erosion of freedom which in my eyes is happening at a frightening rate.
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Sorry Goose, I have to be a little pedantic and disgree with the equal rights bit.
It's more about equal opportunity than equal rights, and if allowing people with mobility issues to park nearer to services enables them to have the same opportunity to use those facilities, as those without mobility problems, then it's achieving what is was designed for.
I do get grumpy when people who don't need them hog them because it puts us to a hell of a lot more trouble when my walking is very bad.
If my legs aren't too bad then we park normally and don't display the badge.
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