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14 Sep 2005

Ban them from public sale, to many instances to mention. Friend had one put in his letterbox, went to an organised display, a rocket misfired and went off a couple of feet above the crowd. There is also some spiteful twat lives near me who sets them off about 11:00pm for no fucking reason. I'd like to meet him, I'm sure he would then agree not to do it again mad

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13 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Report their email addresses to a mod and we'll shoot the bastards.

Are these private or public shootings?

13 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
So... in an hour and 15 mins, someone is expected to have seen this message, replied to it, decided to meet you, got to your place (or wherever), shagged you, and left........
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :? :? :? :?

He must have neighbours wink

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13 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyann57
when we first joined s/h we were chatting to a guy who asked for a pic ,we obliged , then he replied sorry you,re too big :shock: i,m glad i did,nt let this idiot put me off as we,ve had lots of fun since , but at the end of the day you can be more diplomatic ie ; sorry you,re not what i,m looking for etc ! But i must admit i did feel a bit insecure for a few days

Personally , in those circumstances I would rather here "sorry your too big " than any other mumbo jumbo that says nothing. Not everyone is into bigger women , that is a fact of life and there choice. I hate the ambiguity of "not what I'm looking for"
Yes but he meant FAT which i took as a personal insult and when you,re new to a thing it,s a bit overwelming especially when you,ve not a lot of confidence anyway confused

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If you are happy in your own skin, then fuck what anyone else thinks. They've probably got problems of their own and being insulting is the only way they know how to handle it - and they generally don't do that very well either.

12 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
Not that it really really makes any difference does it?

only to a perfectionist biggrin

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12 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
I'm not lazy at all
This commode (if thats how ya spell it) is making my arse ache

Too lazy to even do a spell check, I don't know.....

12 Sep 2005

I bought an automatic car so I don't have to change gear anymore. Does that count as being a lazy bastard? biggrin

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9 Sep 2005

Thank you for the link. Now, if someone else had sent me that I would have said it was a spoof site, some of their ideas are interesting, to say the least. Their spelling is terrible, especially in the Kids section - if I was a kid reading that I would be shitting my pants now, and probably putting a deposit on a one way ticket to eternal damnation for doing so.
Oh well, you live and learn. Out of interest, and if the mods think this inappropriate, try this link:
, tells you how to remove the temptation to have a crafty wank wink

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9 Sep 2005

pm the link, I could do with a laugh sad

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9 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
...My point is, I felt fine until I actually noticed that the use by date was over 18 months ago.
Would I have felt fine if I hadn't noticed the date on the Jar? Was my illness entirely due to the power of persuasion in my mind?...

Probably, yes. Do like I do, if it doesn't stink when you open it, if there's nothing growing on it, then it's fine to eat. Okay, Marmite stinks like shit anyway, but you know what I mean rolleyes

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9 Sep 2005

Quote by Robert1961
looking around it seem very few got the point of this post

I've seen similar things done on other forums, and it just sails way over the heads of the people it is aimed at. Which is a shame.
If nothing else, it provides a bit of a laugh for the people who know what you mean. biggrin

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8 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
And do gays limp?

Only if they've got a bad leg biggrin

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8 Sep 2005

Quote by deancannock
oh and can I suggest baby wet wipes.....does the job so much better than tiolet paper.

They're not meant to go down the bog as they get tangled up further down the line rolleyes

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8 Sep 2005

Not keen on spiders, I have cats to deal with them - though they're even scared of the really big ones.
Not keen on snakes, went to Blackpool a few years ago and all along the front is people wanting to take pictures of you with a fucking snake. No chance. Not keen on deep water either, possibly due to seeing a friend drown when I was a kid.
Finally, bank statements. Just where the fuck does it all go?

8 Sep 2005

Take a lighted candle and hope I don't fart too much and cause an explosion.

7 Sep 2005

Quote by bushwackers
DB 9 is owned by Aston Martin, and used by the dealership in Birmingham on its demo cars.
So the "posh bloke" was probably just one of the cleaners!
PS: Anybody want 3409 MG?

I bet you could not give 3,409 MG`s away now :P
They couldn't before they went tits up, so what chance now. A local dealer is selling rover/mg's with huge discounts at the moment, so chance of a bargain if you want to risk it

7 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
I saw the actual article when it was in the Guardian weekend magazine........
it had pictures and everything!!!!!! :shock:
Put me right off my cornflakes ...

Fuck me! It was bad enough reading it, but seeing pictures as well. I mean, when you've ate something, you don't really want to see it again, do you. Especially after a few years festering in your colon. :shock:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Generally, people with flash cars - and expensive number plates - want to be looked at and talked about

Really, it's not just that they love cars and like a personalised plate then? it's purely about being talked about? :shock:
Read with the original post, and the rest of what I said, yes. I suppose it comes back to being in a restaurant with a friend and their 2 kids. Someone pulled up in a Porsche, my friend told his kids to stop staring at the car as that was what the owner wanted. Can't help being a poor Northern lad with aspirations to own a flash car sad

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7 Sep 2005

Quote by Ian_Mids
...And yes, you guessed it, he jumped into the DB9 and drove off. So he'd heard us slagging off his car and his plate and never said a word...

You probably appealed to the vain side of his nature. Generally, people with flash cars - and expensive number plates - want to be looked at and talked about. He would have been really proud that you noticed, probably had a stiffy listening to you and had to go and do something with it. Not that I'm jealous or anything lol

lol

My registration is X*** NSA, so if anyone is interested, make me an offer. wink

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7 Sep 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
A 'suvverner' coming 'oop norf' in January ??!!
Better bring a sweater mate, gets a bit chilly up in here in January :lol:

It's bloody cold anytime of the year, never mind January. With originating from Cumbria, I agree that Manchester is more Midlands than North biggrin

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, though there's fuck all to do in Cumbria except walk up and down hills flattening fucking daffodils!

6 Sep 2005

Can you watch too many movies?

6 Sep 2005

Quote by pb4u
I think it is 8 pints of water should be drunk each day and it does help your body in so many ways even though you may pop to the toilet more than usual lol

This site: recommends 2.5 litres, or 4.4 pints per day for adults. WIth 8 pints, you would become diluted wink

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6 Sep 2005

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial....

6 Sep 2005

Well, everything has been covered. Bad driving, bad manners, caravans, cyclists, spitting, smoking, belching & farting, cat & dog shit, ignorance, telesales, the accident group, the young and the old.
The only things I've not seen have been reality TV, the weather and the price of petrol.
Oh, the Tesco car park thingy. What pisses me off with that is when some muppet parks so close to the drivers door you can't get in your car. They deserve all the scratches and dents they get mad

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6 Sep 2005

Listening to music is banned at work, so I don't get to hear anything till 5:00pm when I tune into Radio 2 - but only for the travel news, I then bung in a CD. At weekends I find Virgin to be a reasonable station, easy to listen to for all ages, though the adverts do get on your nerves a bit. Saturday afternoon is shite, unless you like football as they interrupt songs when a goal is scored.

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

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:? :? :? lol

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:lol: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: you thought she was a he........

rotflmao

:rotflmao: ........ redface

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ops: :oops:
a mistake anyone could have made
i did .. but hey im new round these parts and the name didnt give it away.
im glad to have caused some hilarity although CQ may not see it that way.
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Don't worry, Fluffer. I thought she was a he too. It's not the sort of topic - no, not the chocolate bar - I would expect a female/girl/lady/bird (delete as appropriate) would start.

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
...and a finger of fudge is what he needs........

I thought it was "a finger of Fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat"?

6 Sep 2005

Snicker, Snicker smile

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6 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

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Wasn't that the TV ad with the jingle...'What's got a hazelnut in every bite?'
'Squirrel shit' being the juvenile response we all shouted at the TV screen :grin:
Aah, the good old days, becoming but a dim and distant memory now..... They certainly don't do jingles like they used to, unless you count the McDonalds "I'm Loving it!"

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

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