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No, thats the on/off switch. Im sure theres one here somewhere.
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Johnno1973
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by deancannock
Try Thailand......I'm off in November......and even id weather is not what you want....plenty of other distractions.
Try just getting a flight and sorting it all out when there.....very easily done.
Sounds nice but im a sun worshiper, living in the hills of lancashire i need to go on holiday to see the sun, just to know its still there. Hope you have a good time in Thailand.
Quote by Alexandra
My feeling is that really great sex only comes when you have the friendship there too.
I agree sex without friendship to me is just clinical.
But everyone is different a lot of other people will disagree!
Alex x
I agree entirely with Alex on this one. Sex i find is much better when people are relaxed and comfortable with the partner.
Well im shocked, ive been through all the posts and noone has mentioned the greatest band every to form.
I can see you all thinking what could it be, well let me put you out of your misery.
The one the only the lyrical genious that even m and m or what ever his name is looks up to.
CHAZ and DAVE.
Oh my god, just the sound of them singing Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, turns my legs to jelly.
Being a good honest manchester lad i envy the southerns for producing the best band in the world.
I can see you all thinking what could it be, well let me put you out of your misery.
The one the only the lyrical genious that even m and m or what ever his name is looks up to.
CHAZ and DAVE.
Oh my god, just the sound of them singing Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, turns my legs to jelly.
Being a good honest manchester lad i envy the southerns for producing the best band in the world.
You learn something new every day,
Ive always clenched my toes at the point of oragsm as i thought it was the bodys final act of that last final thrust.
Stretching out every possible last inch of muscle and sinew to get that extra deep penertration that men do when they come.
However, i thought that was just me in my own strange little world. i didnt realise it was so common.
Ive always clenched my toes at the point of oragsm as i thought it was the bodys final act of that last final thrust.
Stretching out every possible last inch of muscle and sinew to get that extra deep penertration that men do when they come.
However, i thought that was just me in my own strange little world. i didnt realise it was so common.
Quote by alspals
Lets not bring the red rose of lancashire into this, the sweetest smellling rose in the world. Lancashire folk are much more approachable and probably poorer.
Dont make me get my strimmer out.
..apologises Johnno, of course we northern boys should stick togerther against our soft southern brothers!
I dont know about all that north/south divide tension. Seems its better to be a lover not a fighter in here.
..only pulling yr leg fella! :cheers:
Dont pull to hard it will come off, think my mum and dad were on blue peter, im held together by sticky back plastic.
Quote by alspals
Lets not bring the red rose of lancashire into this, the sweetest smellling rose in the world. Lancashire folk are much more approachable and probably poorer.
Dont make me get my strimmer out.
..apologises Johnno, of course we northern boys should stick togerther against our soft southern brothers!
I dont know about all that north/south divide tension. Seems its better to be a lover not a fighter in here.
you need to get to hmv asap, the album is called Roll out your barrow the rabbits run off with my wooden leg. Its a classic. Knees up mother brown. excuse me. I nearly forgot my favourite...Gin Gan Gooley the boy scouts on the run. Alot of the early stuff was banned for being to political. Like the one... I just bought a bit of blue and my wifes gone into labour. A classic that never got released.
Quote by cheekychimp
Never having been married ive not had a wedding song, I would like anything by Chaz and Dave. , the early stuff, not yer snooker looopy new sound chaz and dave. The old Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, the good stuff.
Whatever takes your fancy Johnno...I've not heard their early stuff...!
CheekyChimp....
You cant be serious, you have never heard the old joanne song by the legends of working mens clubs throughout the world. You must of heard of the chips and gravy song.........
Mmmm, sing them...I might know em if I hear em.. :P
you need to get to hmv asap, the album is called Roll out your barrow the rabbits nicked my wooden leg. Its a classic. Knees up mother brown. excuse me.
Seriously....I might have done years ago but can't remember & haven't purchased any..!
CheekyChimp.... 8-)
Quote by cheekychimp
Never having been married ive not had a wedding song, I would like anything by Chaz and Dave. , the early stuff, not yer snooker looopy new sound chaz and dave. The old Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, the good stuff.
Whatever takes your fancy Johnno...I've not heard their early stuff...!
CheekyChimp....
You cant be serious, you have never heard the old joanne song by the legends of working mens clubs throughout the world. You must of heard of the chips and gravy song.........
CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIM PERNY
WHY DO I NEVER HAVE A POUND COIN WHEN I NEED A SHOPPING TROLLEE
CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIM PERNY
WHY DO MENS FLIES OPEN ON THERE OWN OR IS THAT JUST MEE
CHIM CHIMPERY CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIM PERNY
WHY IS THERE SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM WHEN I REALLY NEED TO PEE.
Sods law in action.
WHY DO I NEVER HAVE A POUND COIN WHEN I NEED A SHOPPING TROLLEE
CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIM PERNY
WHY DO MENS FLIES OPEN ON THERE OWN OR IS THAT JUST MEE
CHIM CHIMPERY CHIM CHIMERY CHIM CHIM PERNY
WHY IS THERE SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM WHEN I REALLY NEED TO PEE.
Sods law in action.
Quote by Alexandra
Im new and even i know that your all going to be in trouble for this,
Eeeee by gum - well I'm off to the office for a couple of hours.
I'll return to have my bottom slapped later!
See you all later!
PS - Sarge - don't suppose you've got that kettle on have you?
Not a bad idea a cup of tea and a slice of cake. Aunt Sally, Now that was a Yorkshire man.
being a quite and shy lancashire lad i can understand why Yorkshire is so popular. They dont mess about and beat around the bush over them hills. They know what they want and never think twice about telling people. Dont wish to start another war of the roses,
On bended knee i salute you all.
On bended knee i salute you all.
If anyone has read the Orgasm thread posted by Bistokid in full you can see how much difference in opinion there is towards Orgasms and peoples experiences. I, like everyone else have my own view on the male/female orgasm which will not be the same as the next person. My own experience is that the rough and ready approach does very little for me, however I have done it in the right mood with the right person and enjoyed it. My preference is a more slow and easy chat, meal, bath, massage, plenty of talking and learning to be comfortable with that person then sex how ever it may be. That is just my personal view and experience. Maybe by sharing our experiences and preferences we can all learn from each other.
If anyone read the Orgasm thread posted by Bistokid you can see how much difference in opinion there is towards Orgasms and peoples experiences. I, like everyone else have my own view on the male/female orgasm which will not be the same as the next person. My own experience is that the rough and ready approach does very little for me, however I have done it in the right mood with the right person and enjoyed it. My preference is a more slow and easy chat, meal, bath, massage, plenty of talking and learning to be comfortable with that person then sex how ever it may be. That is just my personal view and experience. Maybe by sharing our experiences and preferences we can all learn from each other.
