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Johnno1973
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Well ill make you a deal, Ill stop telling you everytime i have a good/bad day if you tell me when im making a bad post. Deal.
And heres me thinking i was being polite and considerate. I felt that after day one i should at least set things straight. Only a jesture of friendship and trust. Not to worry.
wow wow wow, im am not wanting to step on anyones shoes here. Im just a plain old str8 bloke just trying to understand and join in the swingin lifestyle. Im only three days old in this club, a mere baby. You need not worry about me Mr eager Slut.
I think ive have posted a similar message, if its the case where one person is not feeling confident or happy enough to discuss what they actually would like or want, surely it would be better to spend more time on the basics of mood, setting, environment rather than the act. I think and this is only my view agian, That if i was thinking of becoming sexually active with someone i would want to know what makes them happy, what relaxes them rather than what makes me happy. If your partner is enjoying it, it makes it twice as nice for you.
well blinkin heck, I would appear that its not just me who has dived in at the deep end and has been dragged out with a slapped arse. I think that as swingin is such a new thing to reach the public it has to be controlled in a strick fashion. I hold my hands up at being at fault, to much to soon is a bad thing for all concerned. This is a completely different way of life and therefore needs to be handled differently. This will sound so arse lickingly bad but well done for getting this site running so well. Johnno, fresh from the pub after ten pints.
hello again, i kind of entered this debate half way through, im a firm believer in fact and not ifs and buts. Yes a man can ejaculate and not come for the benefit of who ever it was that asked that question. before you jump all over that, just remember that the "come" is a mental stimulas created by the mind and the ejaculation is the bodily function caused by stuimulating the penis. My fact for that is male . you can make a man ejaculate but not come. Now, i could go into female ejaculation and a female orgasm but ive had ten pints and dont need the abuse.
I have to be carefull being a newbie not to ask to many questions for fear of being classed as over eager. What was it like the first time, what did you say when you first knocked on the door. I have no idea of what to expect so any help is greatly recieved.
It was a for men to masturbate, you only have to research the catholic religion, that was my point previous.
I must admit the thought of my first encounter should it happen does fill me with buterflies in the tummy. We will have to cross that bridge if it ever arrives.
I think that this is a very touchy subject. Lets get this straight, NOONE is to blame. Its not anyones fault its a bodily function. You cant just make someone orgasm just because you think they should be. There are thousands of men and women who have never had an orgasm, this be through choice or medical reasons or they havent found the right technique that does it for that particular person. This is only my view on the subject, im not point scoring or trying to be funny or make anyone feel silly. Just my view.
Truth hurts does it bisto. You put the thread up, are you trying to dictate what people should reply. I think your the one who should shut up if you havent got anything constructive to say. You can always tell when a mans beat, he has to resort to name calling. Well if im a cock at least i can get my women to orgasm. Leave it, lets not fall out.
I think i need to go and time myself having a wank. There was always the big man sydrome of " i can do it for three days before i come" victorian days, when bisto was a kid. Now i find myself trying to pull myself off as quick as possible.
Oh well, i feel like ive at least achieved to settle in a little today, thank you all for your patience
ok heres the question, put your hand up if you have been told that you will go blind if you have a wank. This stems from the church and as such is a religous argument. I was told many years ago by a wise man, never argue about polotics, religion and i cant remeber the last one as i was pissed at the time. STOP NOW.
For risk of bringing the heavens down upon me again, you have a 1 min wank????????
With only joining 2 days ago ill think ill stick to newbie empathy, I must admit it has been nice to have good converstion with other members now that ive got over my newbie newbie now now now now mode.
Im a st8 guy, never had my bum rubbed by another bloke, think ill stick to just females.
I never said you were, if you know of any good arse rubbers you will have to let me know. Im a pretty good bum rubber but its just not the same by yourself
There is a simple solution to the work/busy time. Flexitime. Obviously dependant on your line of work but great for those last minute plans. work a bit play a bit worka bit more have the next day off catch up saturday morning, It works for me.
Your really naughty alex sending things like that, Im a newbie and have to work much harder before i get any perks. However if you insist.
I can take a step back now and look at first attempts at posting and cringe. God was i that tactless. I thank you for being so understanding, and yes i can see myself giving the over eager newbie a ear bashing.
I amaze myself sometimes, i believe that you should treat people as you would like to be treated yourself, that goes for every aspect of life.
surely were missing the point here, forget that bisto lives in the 1800s, You cant generalise a male/female orgasm. There are so many factors that contribute to having a full on gush/spurt to having a little judder/ was it or wasnt it orgasm. What does it matter if you masturbated before or after or ideed whilest doing it. I find that the mood, setting, the chase, the petting, what kind of a day its be all contribute to the ORGASM. I would bet that even bisto himself if he was to find a women, treats her like a lady, relaxes her cooks for her, bathes her, massage, the full works but the main thing takes his time and is relaxed with it all, might even be able to see a female orgasm in action.
I only joined on the 03rd of october 2005 but am getting the hang all this posting and pm business. Maybe a little to good. I have been posting and pm ing my little heart out testing the water as it were. I obviously didnt know that as a newbie you have to gain the trust and confidence of the group before being taken in. I thought it was like being in the pub, you join in and your away in no time, not so. I am sorry if some members thought i was out for a "quick shag" or similar but im only here to see what all this "swinging lifestyle " is all about. My mistake was to try and start like a seasoned pro and not as a beginner learning the ropes. Again i appologise to any members that thought i was being to eager. Johnno
whats an ipod, ill tell you what gets me, LIGHTBULBS. why is it that lightbulbs all gang up and blow within a day of the first one going. Bloody trip switches turning off every light in the house. Great when its in the morning and your full as a mop. Who invented trip switches. They should be hung.
im chilled, very happy to post and chat not looking for an instant shag. still struggling to get into the chatrooms but ill get there in the end.
I can see how that may look to people that have been in the scene for a while. I will take the advice of people in the know and just keep to posting in the cafe. If nothing else it will improve my spelling.
well that helps me alot, not, newbies not allowed at the munch. what are newbies allowed to do, i like the chatting and posting but im best at drinking.
so for a newbie what would be the best way to meet fellow swingers, can anyone tell me what a munch is????