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Johnno1973
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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Im in my thirtys and feel young but im sounding more and more like my dad. Do i need help??
Manchesater is a truly great and unique place.
If you hit the ground running you will be fine,
Dont let it wash over you,
Its not London, its cleaner and more personnal,
Dont let gaurd down but keep sense of humour up,
Its a fine balance.
Quote by boroughb
I dont hang about with anyone,
I was living in a place called Moss side which you probably have never heard of.
Dont move there.

Yeah i lived in moss side for a bit - the nicer end. I had a friend who had a ground floor flat on the Alex Park estate. He was robbed by someone pointing a gun at him through his bedroom window.
don't live on the ground floor in the Alex park
I was the landlord of the Claremont pub for nearly 6 years.
I dont hang about with anyone,
I was living in a place called Moss side which you probably have never heard of.
Dont move there.
I was born and bred in Manchester,
I have lived and worked in various parts of the fair city,
I have seen good and bad in all aspects of Manchesters society,
i have moved out of the city to a small town in Lancashire,
I would recomend the small towns in lancashire than the cith of Manchester,
I havent been shot once since i left town, 3 times in Manchester.
its snowing still in lancashire, just watchin the cars slide down the hill into the pub wall, oh dear that will be another 3 points to the old bill.
I put my name down as a SH member, I have dark secrets and cant spell very well, as well as going on holiday alot, but if needed i would be here and here ill stay, drunk mostly, but thats what life is about. Live fast, die slow.
I feel sorry for the poor pussy,
I have a cat problem myself but jesus.
stretching and wetness, what were you doing to it.
mmmmmmmmmm, spending money on ones self.
how does two weeks in the Dominican all inc sound.
I agree, I go in the mornong.
My four favourites for dinner would be.
Elvis.........................thankyou very much.
Chaz and Dave.........legends
God...........................Why, how, whatfor.
Johnno goes for the kill and brings out huge bag of building sand,
grab a handfull of sand boys and go for the knickers.
Tickle sticks handed to males only, feathers pushed down naughty girls tops, if wearing any.
I have a spell that turns all women into super models, its called 12 pints of fosters.
I use it at least 3 times a week and it never fails to work.
I just need that spell that turns me into a sexual athlete after 12 pints.............Viagra.?????
I was part of the Rochdale Three Stripe Crew who did bowlers every weekend religiously.
I can understand people who hate the music but, oh my god. was it not the best night of your life every week.
I tried explaining the experience to people who had never been, impossible.
It was like having all your birthdays and christmases all in one night, every single week.
Stu Allens pull your face night, new years, every week was great.
As i am a manchester lad born and bred i feel that i should offer my impartial view to this topic.
It never rains in Manchester.
The dampness that appears from the sky is only the tears of wan-a-bee mancunians who can never experience the joy of being part of such a fantastic culture.
However, i have been forced to move up into the hills of Lancashire as my doctor advised me that they have yellow vans with square wheels that do regular tours of the village.
Reading this thread made me cringe with the memory of the day i asked for a " Martin Offiah" haircut at the barbers.
Whats one of those i can hear you say.
Basically its a skin head with a tuft of hair left on at the front.
Looks great on a black rugby player, made me look like fergal sharkey.
It took weeks to grow out. Bad memory.
Quote by kcshaggers
Cancun Mexico - an adults only hotel that is renowned for it's swinging. Blue bay get away - I saw some sights there that you could only dream would happen over here in public view!

I've heard a lot about the blue bay get away, wasn't sure it was an ideal placer for a single male confused:
But the reviews on tripadviors seem to be ok :?:
Thanks for the surgestions smile I did enjoy the dunes of Maspalomas while I was in GC wink
The Hedonism resorts seem to get some good reviews as well :?:
Quote by Vicky_uk
Just stop feeding them
They have got into a routine of coming to your house for food.....they will soon stop if food is not forthcoming
Might take a couple of weeks
in the meantime have a friend who has a dog come in and scent mark the garden
that should help to
Vicky

I tried stopping putting food out and what happened, they thought i was playing a game and went through my bins. Nice to wake up to, not.
Quote by EagerSlut

Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,

Keep eating porridge and Weetabix 'cos you'll need the energy if you're gonna keep yer post count at 11. Whore!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

I never knew this swingin was so hard work, Im on three weetabix four times aday. Cant carry on at this rate ill have that rsi by next week.
Quote by westerross
You do realise that most of the newbie will end up coming over as very prolific posters just by newbie over enthusiasm.
You know - Look at amost every theread in every forum, post on virtually everything!
I was guilty of it when I started.
Most settle down and only post on those thigs that inerest them. Mind you - that's not true of everyone. rolleyes

There's nothing wrong with that per se (as long as they're not a pain in the ass!) and in any case time will catch up with them - either that or they'll crumble and blow away. smile
Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,
Why not organise a munch for 'em then tip off all the local un-neutered Toms. That'd prove interesting if nothing else :shock: :shock:
Do I get me slap now? :rascal: :rascal:
Im trying to get rid of them, not giving them a good time. God, they would never go away.
I went to gran caneria last november and loved it. Fancy a change this year. Been looking at the cruises, never been on a boat before so maybe not such a good idea.
i dont really want to get a dog, because she will be bored of that in a couple of weeks and dont know what to get after that to kill the dog.
Easy Peasy answer
Invite Marcuso round with his bitch, she will run rampant round the garden chasing the cats away and your little one will love Lottie to bits. wink :wink: :wink:
I have never met marcuso and he may think im a little strange and forward asking to borrow his bitch at feeding time.
Can you help????
I have a 16 month old daughter who stays with me at weekends who loves cats. ( yes im a s.a.s dad)
I started to leave food out in the garden to entice cats so she can stroke and pet them, as she loved nothing more.
This started about six months ago and now i am faced with upto ten cats in my garden at feeding time. As i look into the garden i can see six already waiting. Now i dont mind cats but do mind "The walk of death" to put the food out being bitten and sprayed.
My daughter has now moved onto dogs, or gogs as she calls them No longer paying any attention to the cats.
How do i get rid of them without breakin the law. ????????