Im in my thirtys and feel young but im sounding more and more like my dad. Do i need help??
Manchesater is a truly great and unique place.
If you hit the ground running you will be fine,
Dont let it wash over you,
Its not London, its cleaner and more personnal,
Dont let gaurd down but keep sense of humour up,
Its a fine balance.
I dont hang about with anyone,
I was living in a place called Moss side which you probably have never heard of.
Dont move there.
I was born and bred in Manchester,
I have lived and worked in various parts of the fair city,
I have seen good and bad in all aspects of Manchesters society,
i have moved out of the city to a small town in Lancashire,
I would recomend the small towns in lancashire than the cith of Manchester,
I havent been shot once since i left town, 3 times in Manchester.
fifteen years, do you get medals at the service, boy you deserve them.
its snowing still in lancashire, just watchin the cars slide down the hill into the pub wall, oh dear that will be another 3 points to the old bill.
I put my name down as a SH member, I have dark secrets and cant spell very well, as well as going on holiday alot, but if needed i would be here and here ill stay, drunk mostly, but thats what life is about. Live fast, die slow.
I feel sorry for the poor pussy,
I have a cat problem myself but jesus.
stretching and wetness, what were you doing to it.
mmmmmmmmmm, spending money on ones self.
how does two weeks in the Dominican all inc sound.
I agree, I go in the mornong.
My four favourites for dinner would be.
Elvis.........................thankyou very much.
Chaz and Dave.........legends
God...........................Why, how, whatfor.
Johnno goes for the kill and brings out huge bag of building sand,
grab a handfull of sand boys and go for the knickers.
Tickle sticks handed to males only, feathers pushed down naughty girls tops, if wearing any.
Johnno turns up late with a big bag of feathers and tickle sticks,
I have a spell that turns all women into super models, its called 12 pints of fosters.
I use it at least 3 times a week and it never fails to work.
I just need that spell that turns me into a sexual athlete after 12 pints.............Viagra.?????
I was part of the Rochdale Three Stripe Crew who did bowlers every weekend religiously.
I can understand people who hate the music but, oh my god. was it not the best night of your life every week.
I tried explaining the experience to people who had never been, impossible.
It was like having all your birthdays and christmases all in one night, every single week.
Stu Allens pull your face night, new years, every week was great.
As i am a manchester lad born and bred i feel that i should offer my impartial view to this topic.
It never rains in Manchester.
The dampness that appears from the sky is only the tears of wan-a-bee mancunians who can never experience the joy of being part of such a fantastic culture.
However, i have been forced to move up into the hills of Lancashire as my doctor advised me that they have yellow vans with square wheels that do regular tours of the village.
Reading this thread made me cringe with the memory of the day i asked for a " Martin Offiah" haircut at the barbers.
Whats one of those i can hear you say.
Basically its a skin head with a tuft of hair left on at the front.
Looks great on a black rugby player, made me look like fergal sharkey.
It took weeks to grow out. Bad memory.
Why not organise a munch for 'em then tip off all the local un-neutered Toms. That'd prove interesting if nothing else :shock: :shock:
Do I get me slap now? :rascal: :rascal:
Im trying to get rid of them, not giving them a good time. God, they would never go away.
I need asprin, thats the most work my brian has done in years.
I went to gran caneria last november and loved it. Fancy a change this year. Been looking at the cruises, never been on a boat before so maybe not such a good idea.
i dont really want to get a dog, because she will be bored of that in a couple of weeks and dont know what to get after that to kill the dog.
Can you help????
I have a 16 month old daughter who stays with me at weekends who loves cats. ( yes im a s.a.s dad)
I started to leave food out in the garden to entice cats so she can stroke and pet them, as she loved nothing more.
This started about six months ago and now i am faced with upto ten cats in my garden at feeding time. As i look into the garden i can see six already waiting. Now i dont mind cats but do mind "The walk of death" to put the food out being bitten and sprayed.
My daughter has now moved onto dogs, or gogs as she calls them No longer paying any attention to the cats.
How do i get rid of them without breakin the law. ????????