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Jojo13
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 46
0 miles · Manchester

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Finding out that someone I thought was totally vanilla and sensisble is far far naughtier than me!!!!!! Is keeping me very intrigued and amused, love it!!!
well this may be the most organised and planning ahead moment of my life!!! But yes have cleared the diary and please can you add me to the list, god hope the hangover is not as bad this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a fabulous time, was little tipsy, hence managed to leave without my coat!!! If anyone knows the whereabouts of a black knee length coat with 4 buttons please let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jojo
please add me to the confirmed list, now really need to sort an outfit out!!!!
jojo
one i like is.........
were you born that rude and and stupid or did it take years of practice????
use it to good effect around once a year!!!
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Found this on another site and it made me laugh so much decided I had to share it, here goes-
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
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forgive me sh cos i have sinned
i downloaded and played repeatedly the 'best of mamaas and papas' cd !!!!!
i had a week off work and spent disproportianate amount of time researching internet porn!!!!
i watched the film 'time travellers wife' and cried!!
but had actually read the book first
and finally spent far too much money on ridiculous underwear!!!!
Thanks to Sara and John for a brilliant night, have finally just about recovered from the hangover, oops!!!!!!! redface
Jojo