I signed up years ago then forgot about my account. Stumbled across the site and my login still works! Top stuff! Sadly, my user name is no longer relevant.
Anyways, just wanted to say hello. I won't be a pain and I'll behave.
Lots of love,
Johnny.
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Kaine
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Ice Pie
All extraterrestrials are six feet tall, have two arms and two legs, can breathe terrestrial air, are accustomed to 1G gravity and speak perfect English. They can survive interstellar wars with each other using technologies undreamed of by humankind, but they can't win a dogfight with the United States Air Force.
What film was this in?!
Warming the Bed
Hey Zoldro... I was all geared up to have a mosey down to the site, just worked up enough courage and then BANG! Fooking TESCOS building site... grrr!
*Siiiggghhhhh* Oh well...
However, I have heard of a swingers club opening in our fair town in the near future
Do you go out and about in Stockport, or do you prefer Town?
Kaine x
*Siiiggghhhhh* Oh well...
However, I have heard of a swingers club opening in our fair town in the near future
Do you go out and about in Stockport, or do you prefer Town?
Kaine x
Warming the Bed
Quote by Keith3006
Try breaking a match, my mother used to say when a couple of thing had gone wrong, so why don't you break several?
Mind you, I never did me much good! as over the years i've:
Broken both arms,
Broke my back, five ribs and fractured my pelvis in a fall.
Lost the skin off both legs in a gas explosion,
Gone through two divorces.
Lost two businesses.
Gone broke.
Been homless.
AND CAN'T FIND ANYONE ON HERE TO INVITE ME TO JOIN THEM.
But you just have to grin and bare it, don't you? And I feel lucky, now I've just been done for speeding. £60 + 3 points. And I'm a chauffeur!
Where's those bloody matches?
Keith.
:shock:
Wow.. I was just gonna say..."you could be me, so yeah, it could be worse..." but you certainly win that one , Keith mate
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Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
oooh,
The old secretary over the desk huh.
Very Exciting.
Gotta say that one ranks in mine somewhere too, shame I never had a sexy secretary yet.
Sean
I don't have one either... got a massive desk, too... oh well! We do have a tasty Admin girl though... yummers... :P
Lee (Kaine)
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Fantasies, eh?... Hmmm... I would love to have a secretary over my desk, stockings, mini skirt, the works 
Pretty straight forward, but a classic!
Clare, did you get that tattoo done? I still have some designs at home if you're interested?! I have been working 'on site' for ages and have't had any net access!
Pretty straight forward, but a classic!Clare, did you get that tattoo done? I still have some designs at home if you're interested?! I have been working 'on site' for ages and have't had any net access!
