It should definitely work. I expect there are lots of males on here who like me are kicking themselves that they are not local to you, or unavailable at the time you want it, or who will log on tomorrow and see your post and think to themselves how cruel fate is that they could have missed such an opportunity.
I bet it would work if you tried it again at a different time.
I would seriously shag you polo, but I sense a distance between us. About150 miles. So you'll have to make do with frivolityfrom me, I'm sure you will have many takers to take you. Seriously.
OK I'll shag you but only if you pick me up and drop me back at my house after. A drop of wine and some food wouldn't go amiss either. I'll expect you around seven. Don't be late or I wont shag you.
Q: What style of sex show would you like?
A: like a brown stick thing
Q: Could you get that bible down from the high shelf for me please?
A: It was worth every penny of the fine.
Q: will you stop worrying about how your vending machine disguise looks?
A: it started to smart after the third time
bad joke to misspell a word on.
did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake all night pondering the existence of dog.
Think I'll leave the joke telling to the humerous from now on.
Q: did you find anything else up there doctor?
A: It was good fun but now I'm soaked
Q. for both answers
Are you sure you can convince me to sleep with you?
A. sort of brown and damp.
Q: Were you aware that I never allow cyclists to ride through my house?
A:I get it from my Grandmothers side
Q: where does your irrational fear of objects wrapped in multiple layers of paper stem from?
A: only if you twist it really hard.
Q: Where was the last known location of rubber ducky?
A: Eggs
Q. Can you stand still while I wee in your pocket?
A yes I'm quite flexible
Is that a picture of you or Nick Barmby?
saying done instead of did
I done it, he done it, she done it, we done it
I'll do you more likely!
Someone said I look like Jack Dee.
Someone else said I look like Colin Firth.
I suppose I must look like Jackie Collins.
It seems that restricting possible meeting times to a single day may have put one or two ladies off responding, maybe they were busy at work or were near the end of a book,whatever. I've decided to expand potential meeting times somewhat to open it up to the busier ladies amongst you and am now looking to be contacted by ladies who want to meet me at any time at all on any day. So if you can make it PM me.
I think that is a good idea rogerthedragon. If nobody posts then the forum would be a much better place. At least we'd all be able to focus fully on our problems!
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!
But who is to judge the crapness of posts and what scale should it be measured on?
I'm very new here so I'm certain to get slated for my inexperience and lack of knowledge, that aside I think love commandos reaction is a little extreme. The entrance to the cafe says this is the place for general chit chat about ANYTHING not covered in the other two sections.
If I have no interest in someones posts I just don't respond, it's easy.