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Kent__man
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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It should definitely work. I expect there are lots of males on here who like me are kicking themselves that they are not local to you, or unavailable at the time you want it, or who will log on tomorrow and see your post and think to themselves how cruel fate is that they could have missed such an opportunity.
I bet it would work if you tried it again at a different time.
I would seriously shag you polo, but I sense a distance between us. About150 miles. So you'll have to make do with frivolityfrom me, I'm sure you will have many takers to take you. Seriously.
OK I'll shag you but only if you pick me up and drop me back at my house after. A drop of wine and some food wouldn't go amiss either. I'll expect you around seven. Don't be late or I wont shag you.
Q: What style of sex show would you like?
A: like a brown stick thing
Imagine Dobson and May at it. What a writhing curly mound of hair that would be. confused
Q: Could you get that bible down from the high shelf for me please?
A: It was worth every penny of the fine.
Q: will you stop worrying about how your vending machine disguise looks?
A: it started to smart after the third time
did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake all night pondering the existence of dog.
Think I'll leave the joke telling to the humerous from now on.
Q: did you find anything else up there doctor?
A: It was good fun but now I'm soaked
Q. for both answers
Are you sure you can convince me to sleep with you?
A. sort of brown and damp.
Quote by Silk and Big G
DONT PANIC!!
It wasnt Brian it was Anita Dobson

and it wasn't a rat it was a hat.
Q: Were you aware that I never allow cyclists to ride through my house?
A:I get it from my Grandmothers side
Q: where does your irrational fear of objects wrapped in multiple layers of paper stem from?
A: only if you twist it really hard.
Q. Can you stand still while I wee in your pocket?
A yes I'm quite flexible
saying done instead of did
I done it, he done it, she done it, we done it
I'll do you more likely!
Someone said I look like Jack Dee.
Someone else said I look like Colin Firth.
I suppose I must look like Jackie Collins.
Quote by gocommando1969
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!

I'm sorry Kent-man, you've confused me here, I take the following from your post , perhaps you could let me know if I'm on the right track. If the general interest in posts of low interest is increasing, then interest in interesting posts we can assume is increasing at a greater rate. Therefore, these uniteresting posts are creating greater interest in all posts , and as such would surely increase the number of interesting and uninteresting posts, thereby the cumulative effect being a more interesting forum. :shock:
If you apply the formula:
guff * bollocks + opinion/whinging = interest
you will find that overall interest in the forum is increasing exponentially and it will eventually explode. Any drift away from the forum is a selfless act as it will prolong the life of the forum overall and we should welcome it. Inane posts are increasing the drift and therefore have a positive effect overall on the lifespan of the forum.
And with that I justify my presence here.
It seems that restricting possible meeting times to a single day may have put one or two ladies off responding, maybe they were busy at work or were near the end of a book,whatever. I've decided to expand potential meeting times somewhat to open it up to the busier ladies amongst you and am now looking to be contacted by ladies who want to meet me at any time at all on any day. So if you can make it PM me.
Quote by MikeNorth
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

Steady on! We all have different levels of social skills, and I've certainly got no objection to helping along a younger SH member whose social skills are not so great (yet), but who is genuine, entertaining, obviously enjoys being here and gets something out of it.
However, one thing I find a little irritating is people here referring to themselves in the third person, it can come across as a little arrogant, but well, what the hell. smile
The Mikemeister.
I think that is a good idea rogerthedragon. If nobody posts then the forum would be a much better place. At least we'd all be able to focus fully on our problems!
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!
But who is to judge the crapness of posts and what scale should it be measured on?
I'm very new here so I'm certain to get slated for my inexperience and lack of knowledge, that aside I think love commandos reaction is a little extreme. The entrance to the cafe says this is the place for general chit chat about ANYTHING not covered in the other two sections.
If I have no interest in someones posts I just don't respond, it's easy.
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
What about one of those vibrating vagina thingy things........carnt suggest anything else as I dont think you'll have much luck on here?

slick lips?

I think I may have said too much now...................... lol
That would be the one.....lol
Can you get a left handed version though Andy?