I can tell you the secret if you like.
It's the wrong format for me, mines 10"-
I would like to offer my services as a cock double for the close ups. My nob trained at RADA dontchaknow.
Please don't jeapordise foxy's arse avatar, It truly is a wonder of the digital world.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
NINE VOYEURS WATCHING
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
I'm new here and found this thread most interesting. I obviously have no comments about how it used to be, but joining in is a bit of a bumpy ride. Have had some nice people offering advice but also a fair bit of derision, I'm not really that arsed about it and can give a fair account of myself but I do think it will breed more of the same. As a new poster it is far easier to take the piss out of some other hapless newbie than stick your own head above the parapet and so it goes on. I am quite a fan of good natured witty piss taking and have enjoyed the banter but it could be off putting for new and established members who don't like it, and it does happen a lot. Another observation is the single guy wants sex posts I have made have been viewed hundreds of times and generated lots of replies, admittedly most of them indicating that I may be a sad wanker and should put more effort in, but I have seen lengthy posts from single guys drop off the forum in a flash, with little views and being bumped back up by the origional poster whereas my negatively viewed ones sit happily at the top for a couple of days, if people don't like them why don't they let them dissapear?? Can't resist a bit more slating I suspect.
As for RoadKnights parting shot. Can't say I'm really that arsed but I suspect it was harder for him to write than it will be for us to read, it will soon be gone, if only I would just let it die.
If you have read this far then...........
very well done.
Not very contemporary I know, but I always have time for Laurel and Hardy, cleverly stupid.
What? Has someone on here tried anal?
I posted a one liner at about the same time zootle. I think the delay in responses must be down to all the eager ladies weighing up their options before deciding. it wont be long now.
just listen for a gentle zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise
catch sleeping wasps and place them in the tube. when they wake up they will become agitated.
I would really like a fuck sometime in the week. Any takers.
Halle Berry in The Flintstones. I think it's the animal skin Bra and knickers! :smitten:
not the best chat I've had
I'm in agreement with ice pie on this one. I have no problem revealing any info to people personally, you can't lie if you are going to meet someone anyway, but I don't feel anyone should reveal anything they don't feel comfortable with being displayed in a general forum. Any issues with ease of writing lists are easily overcome.
I might be missing something here, but if you want to know someones gender can you not just ask them?
I'm not near an airport. I believe there is an excellent train service though, or I may drive.
It's all very well putting your sex on your profile but what if you change your mind?
looks like it may be working eh?
Anybody want a shag darn sarf?