This is a genuine request.
I am geniunely a bit lazy, could a lady come round my house and jiggle my arm with which I will be holding my cock. I can't really be bothered to do it myself and may at some point become frustrated, if I can be arsed. I hope you can understand my problem and come to my assistance.
Well how would you like it eh!
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Kent__man
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Thanks for all the help and bumps flirty. Hope you don't mind me having a little fun with your posts, you don't strike me as the sort of person who would be overly upset by a little frivolity and all your comments are genuinly appreciated.
As for my in box being snowed under for tomorrow, I think it must be snowed shut.
As for my in box being snowed under for tomorrow, I think it must be snowed shut.
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Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.
I am going to ignore this post flirty as it all sounds a little unsavoury to me, lonliness, tears and heartache, and although I am loathe to discourage anyone from contacting me, if your intention is to cause any of the above please think of a more suitable recipient..
Anyone with lonliness, heartache or tear gland stimulation on their minds, should, in the first instance contact Flirty-Fruitcake who is experienced in these matters and far better equipped to deal with them than me, as I will have my head firmly planted in the sand.
Thanks
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That was funny
Jas
XXX
Is it true that women sleep with men who make them laugh Jas?
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Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.
I am going to ignore this post flirty as it all sounds a little unsavoury to me, lonliness, tears and heartache, and although I am loathe to discourage anyone from contacting me, if your intention is to cause any of the above please think of a more suitable recipient..
Anyone with lonliness, heartache or tear gland stimulation on their minds, should, in the first instance contact Flirty-Fruitcake who is experienced in these matters and far better equipped to deal with them than me, as I will have my head firmly planted in the sand.
Thanks
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.
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Kent-man - in a funny kinda way I admire your fighting spirit.
Like Andy says - it may even work for you.
I've had some ladies PMing me since September who I know will never have sex with I've met ladies who will never have sex with
So has that all been a waste of time for me?
NO!Of course NOT!
To have not had their wit,charm,interllect,compassion,humour and God knows how many other great qualities they've shared with me - well,my life would be the lesser for it.I can only hope I have given them something of the same back too.
That doesn't mean I'm a saint - my sexual feelings are as strong as anybodys could be - and even saints must get horny.. :twisted:
But you can encounter on the board,in PMs or in person some fantastic people here Kent-man - and thats what makes it so valid to be part of this - all else may happen - MAY..
Yeah my fighting spirit may work for me, I will continue my quest with renewed vigour, your admiration adding wind to my sails.
I have not had the same level of success as you and have only managed to be ignored by women who don't want to have sex with me. I hope with perseverance I will one day move on to being insulted by and eventually PM'ing with, ladies who don't want to have sex with me. All that wit and other stuff sounds tidy too, bring it on!
