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Kinky_Lizard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Bi-curious Female, 52
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Quote by debz4u
My new job ..... great been lazy sat around all summer.
So decided to get a job .having left my last job in july
Ok lazy but fun for so long... 2nd day in my new job at an adult education center .
Everything went ok 1st day but today i had to show how to start the potters wheel .
Not having used one for god knows how many years i was a little worried.
So befor the lesson i had a go all went well till infront off the whole class i sat down you Guessed it bloody seat collapsed id forgot to tighted the screw .
So theres me legs akimbo on the floor how embarrased was i redface .
Everybody burst out laughing me included anyway ill be week needlecraft hehe i hope rolleyes


Mmmmmmmmm! I'll be looking forward to that one! wink
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Oi!
Hoping you have loads of laughs and fun on here!! biggrin
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Howdy guys..............hope you have tons and tons of fun!!!
lurve
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Quote by JudyTV
I have asked this question before....................where exactly is this London place? wink
Judy

hello mizz Judy,
maybe you should ask Vix, I know she does quizzes and the like, i've heard of it but not sure where it is.......some people up here say: "it's the big smoke" but I have no idea what this means...........
.....anyone seen a whippet racing around the cafe?????
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Hello all you crazeeeee Munchers!
Just returned from our South American adventure......6 weeks in Brazil!! Woo Hoo!
If anyone wants a lift from West Yorkshire just get in touch.....(to the Munch I mean, not to the local supermarket or cinema....sheesh!!) ; )
Looking forward to seeing all you guys and catching up on the SH gossip! wink
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Is this confirmation that u guys are coming?
sent you one of those "PM" thingies!!!! biggrin
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Just saying HI!
The guys on here will give you all the advice you'll need.....whether it's about swinging, continental cooking or deep sea diving!
take it easy
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Welcome to SH guys!!!
Quite a few of us yorkie types on here these days! biggrin
Hope you have lots of fun!
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S.S. Sixth Sense???
S.S. Sunshine State
let us know the answers Vix..........after you've finished cheating!!! wink
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Happy Birthday Dambuster!!!!
Hope you'll be having everyone laughing on Saturday night!!!! biggrin
best wishes
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Hello all you crazeeeee Munchers!
Just returned from our South American adventure......6 weeks in Brazil!! Woo Hoo!
If anyone wants a lift from West Yorkshire just get in touch.....(to the Munch I mean, not to the local supermarket or cinema....sheesh!!) ; )
Looking forward to seeing all you guys and catching up on the SH gossip! wink
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Quote by HornyRed
Hmmmmmmmmmm! There is a lady on here who fits the bill mate.....Her name is Judy Thompson Voles....or Judy TV for short............
She'll show you a thing or two.....(or three!) wink
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Run away now bolt bolt

hahahahahaha
As you know babe, I'm going to South America today.......do you think that will be far enough??? wink
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Quote by wolvie_dude
I've lurked on the forums for quite a while and never really participated until tonight. And blow me, I'm usually a 3 cigs an hour kind a guy when I'm not at work, but 2 an a 1/2 hours have flown by without even having one...
Perhaps SH forums could offer its services to the NHS.

Yeah right...........might not be any ciggies but everyones drunk as skunks on here! hic! wink
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Hmmmmmmmmmm! There is a lady on here who fits the bill mate.....Her name is Judy Thompson Voles....or Judy TV for short............
She'll show you a thing or two.....(or three!)
wink
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Quote by clair
ha ha when I saw the title of the thread "astronomical swingers" I thought is was going to be about the amount of different partners you'd shagged. rolleyes

I was expecting the SH fortune 500!

sod the woman over the road.......cock-a-doodle-do clair! wink
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out. wink
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x


I just had a peek at Bilko's undies.........wish I hadn't! :shock: :shock:
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Quote by RedHot
Lets have a happy post today...........tell us who you just like, adore or think is fantastic on this site and why.

rolleyes Yee Gods! Not another *Lets all drown someone in praise" kind of thread pleeeease confused
Tracy-Jayne lol
Ok, so lets have some alternative questions.....
Who is the unfunniest?
Who is the Ugliest?
Who is the most boring?
Who is the most arrogant?
Who is the biggest twat?
Who smells of fish?
Who smells of drains?
Who has the worst dog breath?
Who has the smallest knob? (I think we know the answer to that one)
Mmmmmmmm! now that would be fun! :twisted:
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Hello from me! biggrin
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Come in, pull up a chair and make yourself at home!
You want friends????? You come to the right place! biggrin
see you around mate
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News Of The World Exclusive
The truth about me, Barrymore and those camping holidays
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WBB are you morphing into Trisha or what??????????
Are you after a show on day time telly???
yeah, you'd be good at that! biggrin
......although knowing what you're like, I reckon it would have to go out after the watershed!!! wink
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                      Dave Allcock

"I might be a honkey........but I'm hung like a donkey"
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Thanks go to breezer, piercedJon, steve_i and wibblyWobbly. Thank you for taking the time to offer me some good sound advice. Much appreciated guys : )
......and to the rest of the yah! WBB, Dino, Maia, bigDewi69, roger743, Misschief, markz, westerross and Wishmaster!! Well, what else did I expect from you lot huh?????? heehee. thanks for giving me a chuckle. biggrin
what I'm shocked at is Bilko actually doing some work.....I've been here 1 and a half years and that's the first time I've ever seen any labour from the guy! Think I'll have to go make a brew... :shock:
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Well, someone had too!
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Quote by breezer
Kinky Lizard,
Sorry to break the tradition in this thread but I'm going to try and help. I'm not an astronomer by any means but I do read some scientific mags very occasionally and did get quite interested in it at one point.
I seem to remember that reflectors are cheaper for the equivalent power but bigger and heavier to carry around cos mirros are heavier than the equivalent lenses. But can be supported better in the frame.
Refractors, conversely, are more expensive but smaller, lighter. As they get larger even the professionals are using reflectors 'cos there's only so big you can make a lens without it collapsing under it's own weight, and easier to build with better light transmission (I think? IIRC) with mirrors. Easier to reflect all the light than filter none of it.
If it's only a small one (oo-er.. couldn't help it!), the weight difference won't be so big or so important. Make sure you rate them by amount of light they pick up (measured in some silly unit I can't remember like luminance or er...) not by how much they enlarge things if it's for stargazing, and the quality of the optics. It's no good having it 500x life-size if it's too faint to see through the eye-piece or you can't get it in focus. Stars should always be a point of light by the way if you look through it no matter what enlargement (oo-er again..), any stars that look bigger are the telescope's inaccuracy cos they're just tooooo far away (almost about to quote an early part of HHgttG there). Or they're not stars and much closer. I had a book with some good advice in it somewhere, think it's back my folk's house though.
Also - do you wear glasses? If so you might want to get a corrective dioptre eyepiece for it, if it gets a bit more serious.
Handy links? Wikipedia usually does me proud, and I came across this one with a quick search - go to the guide section for buyers.
ER... that's about all I can say I'm afraid. Hope you boldly go...

thanks breezer (you really are patrick moore, right?)
thanks for the advice, i was almost about to go with WBB's idea and buy a large magnifying glass..... wink
I have found a 200mm (8") f/1000 Parabolic Newtonian Reflector for £375
sounds good! biggrin
specs are:
Magnifications (with eyepieces supplied): x40 & x100
Highest Practical Power (Potential): x400
Diameter of Primary Mirror: 200mm
Telescope Focal Length: 1000mm (f/5)
Eyepiece Supplied ( "): 10mm & 25mm
Dual-Fit "/2" Focuser
Parabolic Primary Mirror
Ultra-Thin Secondary Mirror Supports
9x50 Finderscope
Direct SLR Camera Connection
EQ5 Deluxe Heavy-Duty Equatorial Mount
Built-in Polar Alignment Scope Holder
1.5" Stainless Steel Pipe Tripod with Accessory Tray
77% more Light Gathering than 150mm
what do you think?
**** will that be ok for the neighbour too??? **** wink
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Quote by Pearson
Any women on line wannna meet up for some sex?!


Pearson also wrote:
"will promise to scrub bollocks and remove insects and other small creatures"
Pearson
Quote by roger743
So, I'm hoping that there are a few star gazers amongst you who can offer me some *serious* advice.....

Do your very best to make a smooth transition from last night's Moon-Venus schmooze-fest to a rather discordant Sun-Neptune polarity from Leo to Aquarius (9:12AM PDT). What will make this all the more troublesome is that the lunar orb in Virgo begins a void cycle at 3:11AM PDT and this uncertainty period lasts until 7:10PM PDT when the Moon slips into Libran airwaves.
NO! NO! NO! I'm not falling for that!!! You copied that right from the Royal Astronomical Societies weekly news briefing thingy......you flaming twat! I know you Mr 743!!!!!! wink
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Quote by steve_j
Hi guys,
I'm buying a 200mm telescope (i could have said 8" but I know I wouldn't have had a serious reply!!)
anyhow, my question is.....which is the best to purchase: a reflector or a refractor????
I want it mainly to observe the planets, planetary nebulae, star clusters, galaxies etc.
So, I'm hoping that there are a few star gazers amongst you who can offer me some *serious* advice.....
yeah, I'm expecting the usual bollox too! (not mentioning any names though!)

All depends on how much you have to spend of course. Do you want computer controlled go to scope? Do you require it for astro-photographic work? Is it a new hobby? Where do you live? (town or country) How much room have you got to store it?
Ah my man! biggrin
I have seen reflectors/refractors at around £450.
astro-photographic work......NO!
Is it a new hobby? NO!
town, but hopefully will be able to be mobile with it. got some friends who are ideally situated in the country side....(you've seen the film Deliverance!)
How much room have you got to store it? If I can get rid of the Mrs.....quite a bit.
also, there is a right fit bird who lives over the road........I'd like to be able to ogle her a bit too.....yah know, when she's hanging out the washing in her smalls! (.)(.)
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What????
HUH???
who????
WTF????
sheesh!
was hoping there might be a patrick moore as a member on here...............more chance of bobby moore! wink
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keys?
I've yet to be trusted with keys.......i'm still at the stage of taking written notes to the shops.....maybe one day eh.
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2 replies............ 2 lots of bollox!!
i should have known! wink wink
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