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You'll be pulling men in off the street at this rate......oops! hope that doesn't give you any ideas!
             

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use his mobile as an anal toy and shove it up is a**e

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I wouldn't have sex with an Orang-utan as I find them ugly :shock:

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Can you make cheese from breast milk Debs????
...now there's a market!
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Shag his mates and keep ringing him during the session to let him listen to you being entertained

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Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward )
I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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Quote by VenusnMars
But since Mars has refused to let me don a rucksack and 'dump me somewhere up North and see how far I get heading home in a week', it seems I have to compromise.......I think my trekking the AT whilst a hurricaine was heading my way might have put him off the idea of letting me loose alone again
So, the idea is, come September 11th, three of us, Myself, Mars, and NeilinLeeds, are to embark on a tour of SH back gardens. We have a week on the road (some of which will be spent in the Dales, rock climbing)
Course, they haven't actually positively agreed to this (which is why it is not in LMU), but I'm working on it! :mrgreen:
Neil seems to think if we start off in Newcastle we may well get a garden every five miles or so.
Any offers?!
Venusxxx

Quote by Scandal
not that ive ever tried to look up a female's skirt or anything
honest
x rache x

I have!
I'm always doing it, that's what trains are for

Quote by carolseandevon
We went to Exeter last night and arranged to meet a single guy at about , now we asked him to follow us from a discreet distance and watch as we played. Now this guy was great, listened to our rules and abided by them, a real gentleman dogger, kept his distance and would have had a great show. This was spoilt by a prat who came storming up past him, he asked the guy to keep a distance and let us settle, and the guy told our dogger to fuck off, came storming up by the side of us, and naturally put us right off our stroke. What we are trying to say guys is stop, look and listen, if a couple enter into a car park, dont go driving around the car park so as you can flash your headlights on them, do give them 10 mins to settle, if they wish you to come over they will signal you, we always say if we settle we are too busy to worry about you outside the window, if we havent started i doubt we will if a hairy arse guy shows up at my window after 10 seconds. Dip your headlights as well when you come in dont as they do down thre go on to mainbeam just so you can blind a couple to se who they are, i have posted this in dogging as well but we did not know where it was best put, so our apologies for that

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did any of you have these guys come round for location shots by any chance

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Yep, another incisive cutting edge thread!
So, which 80’s band are YOU?
Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Sigue Sigue Sputnik

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For Bluexx ....
Tonight Mathew, I'm hypothetically going to be The Weather Girls... It's raining men....

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You could pop round and give us a hand with this

cos weve lost the box lid and without knowing what the rest of picture looks like it's bloody difficult!......there are some brightly coloured bits layed out on me table which kinda makes me think that there might be a parrot on one of her shoulders......but I just don't know