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LearnedFool
Over 90 days ago
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Though you droped it, o so lightly in the shower event thread, Your 40, Congrats
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Well MY mummy and the nice man at the hos-pi-tal say I'm spacial. :smug: Means I must be a gini-ass.
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Woohoo!
It has been moved to tonight (tues) as they are rarther eager to get stuck in.
surprised :grin:
Think the kind munch host would mind us showerly challanged bath users make an attempt at there place? :rascal: Ahhh c'mon, y will ya will ya will ect ect. wink
p.s. And can one be the life guard in charge of administering the kiss of life? rolleyes
Quote by neilinleeds
but in the interests of sporting fairness, can i just confirm that the challenge involves drying off, including hair??? and if so, do not the follically challenged have an inherent unfair advantage!!! dunno

Well to one, this is a test of ones commitment to ones spot is it not?
We are alll aware of the riders of the Tour de France yes?
Many of them save of over all time by shaving their legs to cut down on air resistance.
This event is just the same one would venture. :rascal: Muhahaha
Woohoo! Just made first face to face contact with couple for first time.
Have had a few group fun and 3soms with friends but nothing with strangers.
Well, met the guy and had a nice chat, saw picturs of the lass and arranged to meet thus. *big sigh* Phew, am so glad he was not a nut, out to beat up some bi youth to make sure he did not turn puff or some such horror!
*still panting from the rush* Hahahahaha that was fun, can't wait for Thusday.
See back here for further progress as it unfolds! lol
Thankyou all for the warm welcome.
Am still stunned to find such an amazing site.
Am in London to visit friends at the moment but will be back home and chating & searching for playmates soon. Happy swinging.
p.s. to the moderator.
Yeah saw the joke thread after this post, but sill, wanted to greet with a smile as a simple aup would have been a tad boring eh? wink
Quote by Heather
I remember a time when I was under a few blokes and one shot his bolt over another guys's face my mistake. lol I got booted out of bed for killing myself laughing... what I was laughing at was the fact that if we HAD of filmed that, we'd have a good contender for You've Been Framed!

blink :doh: rotflmao :lol2: *claps* Bravo!
worship Marmite is one of the gifts to human kind! Though had no idea the implications for 'energy' wink
As well as other things, am very much seeking experienced women that have the time and inclination to try tantric magick. Please see ad 83008, am posting here as the men seeking women is swamped by the same old. biggrin
10 Most Famous Uses of the dreaded "F word"
10. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them fucking Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered fucking showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck's going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999
And number 1 . . . drum roll.........................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." - Saddam Hussein, March 19, 2003
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SIC SIC SIC
The company hires a new man. He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up, he calls his new boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss excuses him. The man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.
The next Monday, he once again calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss reluctantly excuses him, but notices that this is the second Monday in a row. Once again, the man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, even faster and better than the previous week.
The following Monday, he calls his boss again. "I'm sick." Boss excuses him, but decides to call the man in to talk on Tuesday. Tuesday comes and as soon as the man shows up, the boss calls him into his office. "What gives?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday."
The man says, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another, and we end up having sex all day long."
"Your sister!" says the boss. "That's disgusting."
The man says, "Well, I told you I was sick.".
dunno
Well Now one has y'all 'primed', time to say wave greetings.
Am very new to online meetings but this site is quite fantastic. Think this could be the start of a beautyful friendship. lol
Life loving, hyper, creative, lucky young man is lucking forward to meeting y'all.
PUZZLES TO PONDER
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
:bounce: loon :laughabove: :giveup: Ok ok shall shut up now.