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Lissa
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 59
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Quote by Steve
im a biker too if thats any help BIoke?
Fazer 600. red.
thats probably killed his horn...
You lost me with 'Fazer' :P
But red...
PMSL.................I know what a Fazer is, I meant he'd lost me as in lost any chance of a shag once he mentioned the Fazer! ESPECIALLY red. I don't do red!
Sorry if this has been done before, Just noticed it and thought it was fun
Your Debut Album
1 - Go to
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Random quotations:
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.
3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days"
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Put it all together, that's your debut album.
Sounds like a No 1 to me
Your Debut Album
1 - Go to
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Random quotations:
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.
3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days"
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Put it all together, that's your debut album.
Sounds like a No 1 to me
Verification comes down to one persons word against another. If one person is given bad feedback,and it's all a tissue of lies, how can they prove that?
Of course, no-one would dream of lying out of pique, or because of rejection, would they? Or, in extreme cases,
give bad feedback for a meet that never existed.
Of course, no-one would dream of lying out of pique, or because of rejection, would they? Or, in extreme cases,
give bad feedback for a meet that never existed.
Quote by warthog2306
Guys who drive from car park to car park never stopping for more than 5 minutes and when you ask them why they say "So I don't draw attention to meself"
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Oh yes, the old car park round-trippers. Drive in, headlights on full beam, stop 5 mins and when a woman doesn't run up to them to offer them anything they desire (cos they are go great, obviously) drive out again. And repeat. And repeat!
Been thinking today about the things that used to piss me off, and basically culminated in me not wanting to go out any more. I'm hoping these few tips will make guys think. Yeah, I said 'hoping'!
Doggers are not DJ's. We don't do requests. You get what you get. Don't like it.............leave.
Sticking your finger up a girls arse without asking first is a good way to get a 4 inch stiletto in your groin.
Sharp fingernails.............ditto stiletto.
Finger-fucking.........you are not trying to clear a drain with a plunger. Gentle, unless asked otherwise, or stiletto.
If couples say they will be at a certain location at a certain time, they usually DON'T mean four hours before that. Sitting there for hours getting hot and sweaty is pointless........your knob will stink and you'll get the stiletto.
You are one of many. You are NOT special, the couple won't change their time/location for your benefit, nor will they hang on for hours because you might be late. You're not there at the specified time..........tough!
Chit chat is bloody irritating. Your new double glazing/ holiday to Benidorm/ wife's cousin's best mates affair with a llama farmer from Patagonia may be fascinating to you, but the dogging couple aren't interested, and it's down-right bloody rude. Watch in silence, or move to the other end of the car park to chat.
Ok, so they are my main ones. I'm sure other couples will have different ones. I may think of a few more myself.
Doggers are not DJ's. We don't do requests. You get what you get. Don't like it.............leave.
Sticking your finger up a girls arse without asking first is a good way to get a 4 inch stiletto in your groin.
Sharp fingernails.............ditto stiletto.
Finger-fucking.........you are not trying to clear a drain with a plunger. Gentle, unless asked otherwise, or stiletto.
If couples say they will be at a certain location at a certain time, they usually DON'T mean four hours before that. Sitting there for hours getting hot and sweaty is pointless........your knob will stink and you'll get the stiletto.
You are one of many. You are NOT special, the couple won't change their time/location for your benefit, nor will they hang on for hours because you might be late. You're not there at the specified time..........tough!
Chit chat is bloody irritating. Your new double glazing/ holiday to Benidorm/ wife's cousin's best mates affair with a llama farmer from Patagonia may be fascinating to you, but the dogging couple aren't interested, and it's down-right bloody rude. Watch in silence, or move to the other end of the car park to chat.
Ok, so they are my main ones. I'm sure other couples will have different ones. I may think of a few more myself.
Quote by Lrgck9
well judging from the replys i think we can clearly see who the time wasters are & who the genuine people are, so sad that the majority fit into the time wasters catagory.
Hun, I've been a member on here a long time, and I've come across more fakes, time-wasters and fantasists than you could ever imagine.
Surely you can see just how open to abuse the feedback system would be? It won't work.........ever.
Quote by winchwench
I didn't see this...Welcome Home
I rode a Puch Maxi through a fence once
We have a mates Guzzi in the workshop. Wish he'd feck it off though- it's the ugliest bike I've ever seen. :?
I often wondered if you made the trip to Austria or not.
Anyway, pull up a chair, and don't go buggering off again.
Just for you, a couple of pics from the Grossglockner
Mine and Pete's log cabin, 3,500m up
ops:Quote by winchwench
Fuck me!
How many times have I seen this suggested in my 5 years of membership? More than I've had hot dinners
Is that who I think it is?
And if it is.....how was the Grossglockner Hochalpenstrasse?
Irrespective, welcome back anyway!
Oui, ces't moi :D
And the Grossglockner was astounding, the most amazing road I've ever seen :D
