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Longjohnandjane
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 miles · Norwich

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We in the past have been to Euronat and Arna over on the Atlantic side of France. We have also been to naturist places in Britain... one of our favourites down near Fareham was changed to textiled some years back. We are lucky to have Broadlands Sun Club pretty well on our doorstep and Croft Country Club not too far away... but... does anyone else on SH frequent naturist (yes I know pure naturism frowns on swinging) places in Britain and has some highly recommended suggestions?

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My o/h Janey wants to know what I would like for an upcoming in  a month or so.. I thought we might go to a dinner/burlesque show . Can anyone direct me to the sexiest raunchiest burlesque venue in London? 

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I use Firefox as my default browser... it used to be very good... 'used to be'
It makes uncalled for upgrades from time to time. Rather than improving things it seems to be less user friendly and wants to bar me from commonly used websites. uploads rarely work and if i want to pay for anything online, the simplest way is to exit firefox and use Internet Explorer.
Anyone else disappointed with firefox?
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I'd never turn down any combination ivolving more than two people with at least one being female.
Sex in all its forms is the best full contact sport going lol
I enjoy FMF.... Janey getting hot and horny with another woman is a real turn on.
But A also enjoy just how wet and sticky things become with an MFM scenario... equally a turn on...
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...There's only one way to decide.... Fuck! wink
Longjohn
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Jane and I have an apartment booked for a short stay in London...With Valentines day approaching I thought I'd surprise Jane with some new lingerie... we've had baby dolls, basques etc... thought I might order a 1/4 cup bra set... Jane is big up top... 38F..
..so my question is: From the site I've visited the advertised sets come in sizes such as L, XL, XXL etc...er etc isn't a size... would XL be the closest to 38F?
All advice from our lady members welcome.
Longjohn
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Sat 26th was Australia day.... big celebration down-under.... or is that big celebration 'going down' .... which seems a great way to observe A.D.
Sorry couldn't make it... clashd with cousin's (from down under) visit... as it was he managed to leave his wallet behind... had to post it off to catch up with him on next part of his itinerary.
I know how I'd rather have clebrated AD... helping GY celebrate her birthday.
Longjohn
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Something along the lines of a Casino night? Obviously not gambling for money.
J & S

We've been to a few of charity casinos .... I've started with $2000 casino dollars... usually these cost £5 or thereabouts...
I play roulette.... usually finish the evening with between $30,000 and $55,000 casino dollars.... these go into a draw for a prize.... I thought my $55k would win me the first prize of a track day at Lotus... but got pipped by just a couple of K...
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...Now at the right venue.... what could first prize be???
Longjohn
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We have had vag anal a number of times... guess most on here have... but not tried double vag... is a fave on porn videos... will have to try it sometime.
Longjohn
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I had my left nipple pierced some years back... had it done while Jane and I were apart for a few months.... work related... onn opposite sides of the world...
It looked really cool... Jane rather liked it... but....
...
...it migrated out... suspect that early after care wasn't what it should have been.
Did think I might get a frenulum piercing or maybe a dido.
Longjohn
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Quote by anais
Am sure you'll enjoy the company from Oz tho :-) Always be other events popping up over the year.

thanks for your encouraging response Anais.
Hmm? I remember really enjoying the short stories by Anais Ninn....
Longjohn
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Good idea, but.... whenever we have rellies over from australia they usually stay with us for a tour around Norwich and the Broads etc
That would go down about as well as a turd in a jacuzzi.
I'll just have to apologise to G'ly Yours and hope that other invites come my way
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I have been home for about an hour or so (11:30pm now)... long enough to have a shower, make a cuppa and sit down for a relax... and a checkout of SH.
Went down to London yesterday to meet up with my cousin over from Australia ... where we hail from... with his family... they won a competition to see a Man U game (against Southampton) ... stayed o'night in a laterooms booking came home to Norwoch on the bus this evening... no taxi... city snowed in... a few taxis running but no cab companies answering phones, no taxis responding to a hail... and no buses running... after two days taking the rellies around sites in london.... eneded up having to wall the four miles home in still heavily falling snow... It was easier to walk in the road in the few tyre tracks than on the sidewalks.
To cap it all off cousin is coming to stay with us in Norwich next weekend... I thought he was hiring a car... but is coming up on train... THIS (excuse the shouting) where it becomes a disappointment to come....
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...I was going to Eureka next weekend... to help Gorgeously Yours celebrate her birthday... never been there before.... but AAAGHH.... having to entertain cousin and family show them sites of Norwich... instead of joining in the festivities at Eureka.
What a downer.
Longjohn
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Are you still looking for 19th?
where are you located?
Normally I'm in norfolk... Jane and I have an apartment o'night... but Jane has some unexpected work demands.... she says i should fool around... can't say I disagree
will be in London over weekend
pic on my profile
Mods edit: no phone numbers thanks
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This is Australia Day...
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... What a way to celebrate.
We've never been to Eureka.
What can we expect?
Longjohn
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Thanks for your reply Geordiecpl.
We usually go to Naturist sites close to us in Norfolk, Broadlands or Merryhill...
we used to go to South Hants Country Club... that was really great... but was sold and became textiled... yuk.
In France we usually go to France4naturisme sites... Euronat and Arna... both of these are great.
But we thought that Cap Ag might be a great place to visit... read a lot about it.
We like camping and in Euronat and Arna usually book a 'fixed tent' very comfortable and set in the outdoors. The idea of some of the smaller self catering apartments in Cap Ag sounds good. Though camping appeals... but I'm guessing this would be less in the centre of things. We do like to self cater... Are the shops and supermarkets 'naturist' as we've been used to at France4?
We usually take the ferry and drive... though the pros and cons of other forms of travel need to be considered.
Again any advice welcome.... What is your preferred means of travel?
When we visit France4 sites we rarely leave and spend our entire holiday naked
Longjohn
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Hmm? Threesomes.... and moresomes.
I think all males woould like to have their ego massaged... as well as other bits... in an FMF scenario.. I know that Jane (other half prefers female contact)... but in practical terms and for fun, I think that MFM or MFMM has an awful lot going for it.. Certainly the experiences Jane and I have had bear this out... though I would never turn down an FMF...
... before people get excited Janey has lost her mojo at this time...
but... search longjohnandjane in stories and a couple of tales I've posted about our experiences do support that MFM is fun fun fun all the way.
Longjohn
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Hmm???
Having read Jandotherj's woes... I looked back at my profile... it had been updated a looonng while back... and to be honest was not very good. Have made some changes, hope it is now more applealing.
Longjohn
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Jane and I are looking to get away for a 'naturist break' in June for two weeks.
We usually book a fixed tent at Euronat or Arna... but thought we's try Cap Ag.
Not been there before so any advice comment on where to stay, what to expect etc appreciated.
Regards
Longjohn
...Oh!... And a Happy, Prosperous and Swinging New Year to all
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You will have to excuse my ignorance... party I understand... but what are bumps and munches?
Longjohn007