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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I once had a serious case of green fanny rot.
I forgot to wash it since last time.

Do you wash your green fanny rot then Shaz? :shock:
The Music Map suggested in another SH thread whiled away quite a few 40-minuteses at the time ...
The only game I regularly play on my PC is Mah-Jongg ... very addictive ...
Last time I saw BB was in series 1, when it was still meant (ha ha) to be a sort of social experiment.
Is anyone really interested in these poseurs? ... though it seems to have got us all going on here ...
Congratulations SexySara! That's the first hurdle out of the way.
The test wasn't easy when I took mine in 1980 and it's a lot harder now.
Compared to all the other exams you take, passing the practical driving test opens more doors for you than anything else. And you will pass, won't you? You've got another 505,801 SH members rooting for you now ...
Quote by helnheaven
Shine on you crazy diamond....Pink Floyd
R.I.P Syd Barrett

worship
Cafe Del Mar 5 :thumbup:
wink I just knew there had to be someone out there into 'the floyd' besides me. 'Just 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year'
Me too. Are we all now starting to reveal our saucerful of secrets?
Quote by
What do you think about?:
Wooded Valley
Heavenly gates
Well of desire.

Location, location, location lol
Quote by daveanddebbie69
I'm actually quite flattered to be called a MILF at my age :shock: I hate words like c*nt. It's such a nasty word whether it's being used as a body part or as an insult evil

i agree definetly c*nt....
I loathe that word as well. A horrible word used to describe something beautiful ...
Quote by celestria
I'm far too fond of lazy typing and the overuse of ... which generally means I'm pausing for a think rather than missing bits of text out.

Celestria ... I'm quite keen on a bit of ... ing myself ...
Quote by Sassy-Seren
One of my faves is 'cwtch' prononced 'cooch' it's welsh for a cuddle. It's all warm and snuggly :smile2:

Lovely word, I remember it well from my earlier years in Cardiff. Also 'twp', meaning daft.
We use 'cwtch' here in the Forest as well, but probably not spelled the same way.
Has nobody mentioned 'jiggery-pokery' yet? lol
Favourite German word is 'luftkussenfahrzeug' - shame it only means a hovercraft.
Quote by lovejoy68
oldid is dildo

thanks tania i didnt see that redface
will change my answer to pekirp then cool
You'd be amazed what you can do with a pekirp
Is there another Government target for the number of 'hits' the banned members get?
Most of my searches throw up banned members - perhaps they all live near me!
Quote by Jon
We're not talking about bad spelling here are we? dunno - I thought we we talking about pure drivel/shite in replies, with text speak, no punctuation and no thought put into replies / initial contact?
Also chancers and people who contact you who do not bear any resemblance to the people you ask for in your ad (plainley not having read it - more than likely not having made it past the photos), 18 year olds trying their luck when your ad states categorically over 35's only please, Bi males, when your ad states categorically straight males only, people from 300 miles away when you state local only etc. etc. etc.
Bad spelling is not so much of an issue as I understand it, typos, tiredness, dyslexia etc. can all be taken into account, but a reply with no punctuation interspersed with text speak, gibberish rap style language etc. is nigh on fecking impossible to read (for me anyway), and as I said in my earlier reply, will get your mail/PM consigned to file 13.

Couldn't have put it better myself :thumbup:
Quote by Tania
OK for those that may be confused about the flexi stand of the Logitech, here is the inside information:
It does not work on laptops!

Was only trying to help smile
Quote by freckledbird

It's good to see that the pedants are revolting!

Some of us are quite nice, actually -speak for yourself!
lol
(yes, I do know what you meant, before you say it!)
Me too. Naughty but nice. But I can still be a revolting pedant.
Quote by SymonOUna
The idea beh ind 4'33" is that it's 273 seconds - and absolute zero is -273 degrees C..

Thanks for that - I never made the connection with absolute zero. Obvious really when you think about it. I believe the reasoning behind the silence was to direct the audience to the other ambient sounds surrounding them.
Quote by freckledbird
Does sending a rude text message to the wrong Steve count? redface
(one's a swinger, the other one a colleague)

You could send one to this Steve any time wink
Quote by banlwales
OK, here is a question...
Would you think better of a person who has:
A) Produced a well written pile of dross - perfect spelling, punctuation and grammar, yet lacking in any substance to the content.
B) Produced a section of typing full or errors - yet the thought behind the actual subject was deep and profound.

well theoretically it's got to be (A) because (B) is a myth.
In reality it's (D)...someone who's actually read, understood and matches our profile whether or not they're actually capable of writing.
lol
I agree. It has to be (D).
I rarely use text-speak, even in text messages. I find it quicker and easier to use predictive text (but beware - see another thread currently running).
It's good to see that the pedants are revolting!
Composer John Cage's most famous work, called "4'33", is 4 minutes 33 seconds of complete silence.
The Welsh end of the Severn Bridge (the proper bridge, not the new tunnel on stilts) is actually in England. The River Wye forms the border.
Sweetness of food is measured in Brix.
The only clean-shaven member of the band ZZ Top is called Frank Beard.
Danem and Tania, I've recently bought a Logitech QuickCam Communicate STX, about £40. There's another model 'for MSN Messenger' at £50 but the description on the box seems identical! No probs setting it up - just follow the instructions. Decent quality pictures and video and has built-in mic (haven't tried listening to the sound back though).
Tania, my webcam has two bases. One is for standing on a flat surface or 'telly' screen. The other one is a sort of firm but bendy attachment :shock: to let it sit on top of a flat screen. Don't know if your first Logitech was like this, but it might work with your laptop.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've lost count how many cars I've had over the last *cough* years but my 1st one was a lada Estate ( I kid you not rolleyes ) It was an ex taxi, I was forever getting flagged down ( and no Officer I did not pick up that little old lady laden with her shopping ) and it had go-faster stripes on too. I hasten to add, the stripes didn't work confused
Other cars have included various Fords from Grenadas to Escorts, a Peugeot 605 :inlove: and an XJ6 ( my baby :cry: ) I also still have the front numberplate from my Orion that was nicked and burnt out as it was the only salvagable thing left :?I was the proud owner of a few Dagenham Dustbins in my time :roll:

I can go one better (or worse) than a Lada Estate. My first one was the pride of East Germany - an orange Wartburg.
Carol Kirkwood ... a little ray of sunshine
Elizabeth Sladen ... could fly my Tardis any time
Caroline Quentin ... makes me want to behave badly
Patsy Rowlands ... always wanted to carry on with her
Well I'm a newbie on here so I don't know any of you guys - of either sex! I haven't met anyone through SH (yet!), and I guess it's going to be a bit nerve-wracking when I finally do.
But ... there's NO excuse whatsoever for a no-show without some kind of explanation, ideally genuine, and preferably early enough to allow you to make other plans.
There are a couple of little things called respect and courtesy, and I really think they're quite important.
Well I'm a newbie on here so I don't know any of you guys - of either sex! I haven't met anyone through SH (yet!), and I guess it's going to be a bit nerve-wracking when I finally do.
But ... there's NO excuse whatsoever for a no-show without some kind of explanation, ideally genuine, and preferably early enough to allow you to make other plans.
There are a couple of little things called respect and courtesy, and I really think they're quite important.
I can only think of three you might call unusual:
Under the South Pier at Blackpool.
A disused mine.
In the greenhouse.