Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I once had a serious case of green fanny rot.
I forgot to wash it since last time.
Do you wash your green fanny rot then Shaz? :shock:
Quote by helnheaven
Shine on you crazy diamond....Pink Floyd
R.I.P Syd Barrett
Quote by daveanddebbie69
I'm actually quite flattered to be called a MILF at my age :shock: I hate words like c*nt. It's such a nasty word whether it's being used as a body part or as an insult
Quote by Sassy-Seren
One of my faves is 'cwtch' prononced 'cooch' it's welsh for a cuddle. It's all warm and snuggly :smile2:
Quote by Jon
We're not talking about bad spelling here are we? - I thought we we talking about pure drivel/shite in replies, with text speak, no punctuation and no thought put into replies / initial contact?
Also chancers and people who contact you who do not bear any resemblance to the people you ask for in your ad (plainley not having read it - more than likely not having made it past the photos), 18 year olds trying their luck when your ad states categorically over 35's only please, Bi males, when your ad states categorically straight males only, people from 300 miles away when you state local only etc. etc. etc.
Bad spelling is not so much of an issue as I understand it, typos, tiredness, dyslexia etc. can all be taken into account, but a reply with no punctuation interspersed with text speak, gibberish rap style language etc. is nigh on fecking impossible to read (for me anyway), and as I said in my earlier reply, will get your mail/PM consigned to file 13.
Quote by SymonOUna
The idea beh ind 4'33" is that it's 273 seconds - and absolute zero is -273 degrees C..
Quote by banlwales
OK, here is a question...
Would you think better of a person who has:
A) Produced a well written pile of dross - perfect spelling, punctuation and grammar, yet lacking in any substance to the content.
B) Produced a section of typing full or errors - yet the thought behind the actual subject was deep and profound.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've lost count how many cars I've had over the last *cough* years but my 1st one was a lada Estate ( I kid you not ) It was an ex taxi, I was forever getting flagged down ( and no Officer I did not pick up that little old lady laden with her shopping ) and it had go-faster stripes on too. I hasten to add, the stripes didn't work
Other cars have included various Fords from Grenadas to Escorts, a Peugeot 605 :inlove: and an XJ6 ( my baby :cry: ) I also still have the front numberplate from my Orion that was nicked and burnt out as it was the only salvagable thing left :?I was the proud owner of a few Dagenham Dustbins in my time :roll: