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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Sorry its late but had an emergency my youngest daughter was rushed into hospital and yesterday she had to have her appendix removed
She is on the mend now, but obvisouly been at the the hospital since then.
Hi Tigers,
Good news she's on the mend......
Let's hope she's well enough on Sat for you two to get to the munch
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PS bollocks that should have been a PM but hey, I'll leave it here.....
Quote by Alex_Female
Lucifer your definately getting this
and especially for you Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'll be the one with the copy of the yellow pages down the back of my trousers....
Or maybe I could swap with Dave_Notts ??
Looking forward to a big snog Alex xxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Rainbows
Lucifer - could you please check the requirement "all dicks must be made of silicon or some similar material". Although this subject has yet to be covered it is essential. Wet patches are NOT allowed!!!
Rainbows I reckon a dick covered in rubber should count ?
And surely wet patches are allowed - how else can all the lucky women that ejaculate be accomodated ?
Quote by freckledbird
Does that come with cream Lucifer
Entirely optional Freckledbird, am quite happy to go with the flow (so to speak)
Quote by mal609
MODERATORS WARNING
the details of the Munch have been compromised and all details of where and when, including the bowling and the after hours party, have now been openly published elsewhere on the web. This can now no longer be classed as a 'Swinging Heaven only' Munch. Also, we have been informed that members of this other site may be going out of their way to cause trouble at this event. Please bear this in mind when considering attending.
Mal
Please please please let's get the security issue into perspective.
The details of the munch venue were posted onto another site on Friday 21st at The poster has now realised that he should not have done that.
The moderators of that site edited his post and removed the location details at on Saturday 22nd - 2 hours and 14 minutes later.
This other site requires users to be registered in order to read any forum posts.
At the time the post was made, there were 109 registered users there, so only 109 people had access to this information. If you were to take a look at who these 109 registered users are you'd recognise many as being bona-fide members (or ex-members) of SH.
Certainly noone can say there is zero risk. I would suggest that the chances of the location details being compromised are minimal. I would also suggest that ANY munch stands a greater risk of being compromised through other means. I have had strangers in the chatroom trying to weedle this kind of information out of me in the past (and you'll be pleased to hear I didn't let on about anything).
So please don't be put off coming.... It's going to be a great night and everyone involved in the organisation of this munch is going to be taking your privacy and security as their number one priority.
(Edited countless times to remove various spelling errors and typos)
hwoar:Don't know if this is going to help........
I had a similar issue with NTL about 6 months ago. After many hours of back and forth with their technical support (or hinderence ) people they decided one of their proxys servers had a fault and provided me with the IP address of a different one to connect through. Which solved the problem.
I had a similar issue with NTL about 6 months ago. After many hours of back and forth with their technical support (or hinderence
) people they decided one of their proxys servers had a fault and provided me with the IP address of a different one to connect through. Which solved the problem. I was discussing this recently with a friend, and the subject of control came up. She has tried MMF a few times with her long term partner, and loved it. Part of her liked the security of knowing her partner would be 100% looking after her welfare, and that helped her relax and enjoy it.
However she also said that she's fantasised about doing this with two complete strangers, and part of what excites her is giving up control over the situation. A club might well be the best place to fulfill this fantasy, purely from the safety aspect.
So ask yourself this question Marya. Could you only feel comfortable being a greedy girl if your personal minder gives you that level of control over proceedings, or is part of your fantasy handing control over to others?
However she also said that she's fantasised about doing this with two complete strangers, and part of what excites her is giving up control over the situation. A club might well be the best place to fulfill this fantasy, purely from the safety aspect.
So ask yourself this question Marya. Could you only feel comfortable being a greedy girl if your personal minder gives you that level of control over proceedings, or is part of your fantasy handing control over to others?
How about
Omnisexual (I know a couple of people here that are like that :twisted
Hypersexual (That's me )
Retrosexual (Haven't had a shag in a while)
Semisexual (back to the story of the bloke who had his bollock torn off)
Omnisexual (I know a couple of people here that are like that :twisted
Hypersexual (That's me
)Retrosexual (Haven't had a shag in a while)
Semisexual (back to the story of the bloke who had his bollock torn off)
From
Jan 12 2005
Attack after her ex refused to have sex at boozy party
By Will Batchelor
A WOMAN yesterday admitted ripping off her former lover's testicle when he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti flew into a rage with Geoffrey Jones during a drunken party.
She tore off his shorts and underpants and yanked off his left testicle with her hands.
Later, a friend at the party handed the organ to Mr Jones, saying: 'That's yours.'
Doctors were unable to re-attach the testicle.
Liverpool Crown Court heard Mr Jones, 37, ended his long-term relationship with Monti, 24, in May last year.
They stayed on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him home.
She drove him to another party before going to his home in Netherton, Merseyside, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the party was winding down, Monti offered Mr Jones sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw Monti, who is just 5ft 2in tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window, got back into the house and confronted him.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.
Pain In a statement, Mr Jones said: 'I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
'Suddenly, she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.'
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, Mr Jones said: 'He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles.'
Defence lawyer Wendy Lloyd said Monti did not remember much about the attack.
But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and admitted wounding Mr Jones.
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, was released on bail. She will be sentenced on February 10.
Last night, an expert said 'an almighty feat of strength' would be needed to rip off a testicle.
Professor Nick James, of Birmingham University School of Medicine, said: 'She must have pulled with amazing force.'
Jan 12 2005
Attack after her ex refused to have sex at boozy party
By Will Batchelor
A WOMAN yesterday admitted ripping off her former lover's testicle when he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti flew into a rage with Geoffrey Jones during a drunken party.
She tore off his shorts and underpants and yanked off his left testicle with her hands.
Later, a friend at the party handed the organ to Mr Jones, saying: 'That's yours.'
Doctors were unable to re-attach the testicle.
Liverpool Crown Court heard Mr Jones, 37, ended his long-term relationship with Monti, 24, in May last year.
They stayed on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him home.
She drove him to another party before going to his home in Netherton, Merseyside, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the party was winding down, Monti offered Mr Jones sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw Monti, who is just 5ft 2in tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window, got back into the house and confronted him.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.
Pain In a statement, Mr Jones said: 'I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
'Suddenly, she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.'
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, Mr Jones said: 'He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles.'
Defence lawyer Wendy Lloyd said Monti did not remember much about the attack.
But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and admitted wounding Mr Jones.
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, was released on bail. She will be sentenced on February 10.
Last night, an expert said 'an almighty feat of strength' would be needed to rip off a testicle.
Professor Nick James, of Birmingham University School of Medicine, said: 'She must have pulled with amazing force.'
Come on all you guys up there !!!!!!!
I've known Little for a while now, and believe me, if I lived closer I'd be round quicker than a rat up a drainpipe!
(now where did that expression come from, and is it really appropriate to use here?)
She's a very sexy, intelligent, articulate lady and apparently she's a pretty damned good shag too.
Get those pms going !!!!!
I've known Little for a while now, and believe me, if I lived closer I'd be round quicker than a rat up a drainpipe!
(now where did that expression come from, and is it really appropriate to use here?)
She's a very sexy, intelligent, articulate lady and apparently she's a pretty damned good shag too.
Get those pms going !!!!!
Quote by little
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know
Quote by freckledbird
I'm looking to get in touch with single fems from here who are looking for a "shag-buggy" and / or "swinging buddy"
is that a new kind of sex toy, or is that the preferred mode of transport to get to your harem (or around it)
Oooops original post edited......
No matter how long you spend staring at and proof-reading some text, sometimes it takes someone else to point it out.....
To everyone else that's replied, thanks for your kind words
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Luci
In my time on this site I've got to meet some fantastic ladies, all of whom I'm lucky enough to be able to call my friends. I like to think that these ladies would all describe me as open, honest and the perfect gentleman - oh, and a pretty damned good shag as well.
I'm looking to get in touch with single fems from here who are looking for a "shag-buddy" and / or "swinging buddy", for one-on-ones and parties, munches and swinging clubs. For me, attraction begins with a meeting of minds and a shared sense of humour, and the most enjoyable sex comes when you've got to know each others' likes, desires and responses. If you are the same, then please drop me a line or come and find me in the chatroom, let's have a chat and see where we end up. Wherever it ends up going, I promise to treat you with nothing other than honesty and respect.
I'm looking to get in touch with single fems from here who are looking for a "shag-buddy" and / or "swinging buddy", for one-on-ones and parties, munches and swinging clubs. For me, attraction begins with a meeting of minds and a shared sense of humour, and the most enjoyable sex comes when you've got to know each others' likes, desires and responses. If you are the same, then please drop me a line or come and find me in the chatroom, let's have a chat and see where we end up. Wherever it ends up going, I promise to treat you with nothing other than honesty and respect.
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