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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Sign o the Times is a classic, very thought provoking. I've got a different favourite every two minutes but I've just bought Queens of the Stone Age's new album and there's some horny as fuck lyrics to some of the songs! My current favourite:
Skin on Skin
From the moment you said "why haven't you kissed me yet?"
I knew i'd wipe that paint from your lips
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
& end up between your hips
Handfuls of sweat tangled hair, anytime, anywhere
I wanna lick you too much baby
I just play all alone, whispering for your moan
Forced to crawl down this line, just to touch
I can get in
I can't get out
I'm just sweating my sheets
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go baby
Twisted secret lives, the way you bat your eyes
Givin head givin head givin head
Watch you come from above
I'm so needy for love, i'm desperate,
Greedy in slavery
I sneak around from behind
I got a one track mind
We got a skin on skin thing baby
I wanna lick you too much
I hear you comin ooh aaaah baby
Skin on Skin
From the moment you said "why haven't you kissed me yet?"
I knew i'd wipe that paint from your lips
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
& end up between your hips
Handfuls of sweat tangled hair, anytime, anywhere
I wanna lick you too much baby
I just play all alone, whispering for your moan
Forced to crawl down this line, just to touch
I can get in
I can't get out
I'm just sweating my sheets
I hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go baby
Twisted secret lives, the way you bat your eyes
Givin head givin head givin head
Watch you come from above
I'm so needy for love, i'm desperate,
Greedy in slavery
I sneak around from behind
I got a one track mind
We got a skin on skin thing baby
I wanna lick you too much
I hear you comin ooh aaaah baby
My two attempts at decorating were disastrous and I really need to promise myself never to do it again 
First time I wallpapered, it all peeled back off in weeks and needed completely replacing :roll:
Then I decided to paint the living room. Nice colours, it just looks like I applied fake tan and started sweating :roll:
First time I wallpapered, it all peeled back off in weeks and needed completely replacing :roll: Then I decided to paint the living room. Nice colours, it just looks like I applied fake tan and started sweating :roll:
I had a nightmare a couple of weeks ago. My system was running mega slow so I was advised by the shop to reformat my hard drive with the disc they provided. So I did. I saved all my stuff onto cd-roms, or so I thought, then went for it. It was the wrong disc 
It wiped the drive and rendered the whole thing completely useless. Wouldn't reload the system, buggered the HD. It's times like these I am so glad I paid for the 3 years cover on it, it took a week to get fixed and came home with a brand new HD.
Then when I tried to reload my cd-roms, my pics had saved but not my document files
Bloody technology, it might be great when it's working but it's a sodding nightmare when it goes wrong
It wiped the drive and rendered the whole thing completely useless. Wouldn't reload the system, buggered the HD. It's times like these I am so glad I paid for the 3 years cover on it, it took a week to get fixed and came home with a brand new HD. Then when I tried to reload my cd-roms, my pics had saved but not my document files
Bloody technology, it might be great when it's working but it's a sodding nightmare when it goes wrong
Quote by DoctorPooo - Dr P, you cannot say something like that and not elaborate on what you think it shows. Do tell .....
good thread, probably shows more about posters than most do.
lhk
Kat
I'm really not sure what it shows, but in my book 'exacting revenge'proves to the other person that they had you. The last thing you want to leave a git with is the knowledge that they really did screw you over, even if they do have ripped up clothes or something. in terms of the posters, weeelll, apart from a good indication who definately not to screw over (JOKING!!
) maybe it shows which ones who believe that people do things because of weakness and circumstance and those who believe that some people are evil and need stiching up. I accept that this is quite possibly the babbling of someone late at night 
You wrote a book on it? :lol:
I traced my ex hubbys woman back to the place where she worked and sent a thank you card to her! :lol: :lol:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:I think anything is good if it brings an important issue to peoples minds. A lot of school children have been wearing blue ones to stand against bullying which can only ever be a good thing, and if they start a discussion and raise awareness then I completely agree with them. In the end they can't harm anyone either so why not!
Quote by spikeyboy
Foxy,
i'm surprised many people are yet to cum forward as volunteers on this post, although your PM inbox may be full!
Can you please post all results online including conclusions and pie charts for extra detail and full statistical analysis by all.
A pharase for thought may be to compare the old hammer and nail analagy where no matter on the size of nail the hammer does the hard work in producing the desired outcome!
x x x
Can't we just have pics instead?
:twisted: Totally agree with everyone else, you don't have to do anything you don't want to. I was quite surprised at my first party about how little penetrative sex actually happened, there was much more 'foreplay' going on.
Your boundaries will always be respected, that is definately not a problem and it's probably easier in a party situation to get out if you start feeling uncomfortable as there are so many people around to be distractions. At the two party houses I've been to there has been one room at least allocated for social only, so if you want to relax, have a drink and a chat you can go into that room for a break, or even spend the whole evening in there if you wish.
Your boundaries will always be respected, that is definately not a problem and it's probably easier in a party situation to get out if you start feeling uncomfortable as there are so many people around to be distractions. At the two party houses I've been to there has been one room at least allocated for social only, so if you want to relax, have a drink and a chat you can go into that room for a break, or even spend the whole evening in there if you wish.
Quote by bluexxx
For what reason could they not be shown?? Or should i not ask?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
I guess they could be shown, but Satin would be too embarrassed at being shown up for the slut that he is hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Satin? Embarrassed at being a slut?? I must be thinking of the wrong Satin :shock:
Quote by Lil_Bunny
PMSL it's also funny how so many of the north East accents are different, I live in a place where half the population class themselves as geordies and the other half as mackems and there is a difference in the dialect.
I'm a geordie born and bred but to be honest never lived actually in Newcastle.
Then there's the people from other places such as Hartlepool who affectionately are called Monkey Hangers.
I'll try and think of a few more while I'm out having lunch at the pub with my yorkie mate and her scottish boyfriend. Now Scotland is another place where the regional dialects differ greatly too.
Oh and BTW Scandal I love your accent ;)
Don't forget us Teessiders, we are also unique. Pisses me off no end, I go South and they call me Geordie, I go North and they call me a Yorkshire tyke ARGH!!!
Chocolate, sex, laughter, love, seeing my kids achieve, achieving something myself, music (MY type of music!), jumping around like a nutta at concerts, hugs, nice surprises, little gestures from the heart, special smiles, giving the perfect gift to someone who really appreciates it, train journeys and meals that I haven't had to cook myself 
Quote by bluexxx
I've had a few PMs, and messages left on here regarding being on the list for the next party. I started off with a post-it note, but I've had to ditch that cos it was too small and use an A4 sheet of paper instead. So.... people who have already asked me, you are on the list..... in fact everyone who came on Saturday is automatically invited anyway :P :P :P .
Woohoo, I'm in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
what ever happened to the 5 second glance a nice smile and a hi ??? dosnt that work anymore
Ooh, you old romantic you.
Here's the one that has worked for me most often.
"I haven't had you yet." Worked for me plenty at the weekend
It certainly did :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
