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Mac69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Shropshire

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To err is human, to him, is the divine flesh of the female form!!!

I'll go along with that!
Hi Calista,
Apart from the forum, you don't know me; we know here how bad things can get but the only advice is "keep on going" - I'm sure that things will work out in the end. Good luck!
Distasteful? Lamb tastes wonderful, especially with mint sauce!
I think its been done Stella Artois springs to mind maybe....... .

Oh S817!
I had one of those earlier...
I just did a search - you might want to look at:

and

:twisted:
Sorry to lower the tone, but could you combine a pee and a fart to get a fizzy drink?
We started last year with 3 cats and now have 1 - the other two just disappeared despite being chipped and we have had no comeback. sad (despite much advertising and searching)
Remember that the cat owns you and all will be fine - it's very gratifying when our remaining cat wants to sit on my lap (and help type something on the PC.....
I guess a 'cut-throat' razor is out for this job then? (Could be nasty if you sneeze)
Rechargeable batteries? I didn't know tampons came in electric versions. :P
For anyone who is interested ( and beleive me I hope it's no-one!) sheep outnumber people in New Zealand and we could arrange a charter flight for a big party there.
No cameras though.....
Blimey! Now there are 8 possibilities:
Long, wide and smooth
Long, wide and hairy
Long, thin and smooth
Long, thin and hairy
Short, wide and smooth
Short, wide and hairy
Short, thin and smooth
Short, thin and hairy
This is going to test my brain.....
As a newbie who has never been to a munch maybe I can add something. A problem with many social meetings (not SH, but any) where there is an existing conclave who all know each other is ensuring that new members are made welcome and, as part of that welcome, become aware of what is expected. If a group of "old hands" were bahaving in a certain manner it is quite possible that a newbie would mis-read the rules.
I used to chair a social club for 18-30 year olds (when the Earth was young...) and we found it useful to appoint two hosts - male and female - who would act as the introduction person for a new member looking (as so often) somewhat lost.
This allowed a degree of control and ensured that the first-timer enjoyed a low-risk and happy (mostly) visit. Does anything like that happen at munches?
Mac69
There's plenty of worse jokes in my head... Its a sort of gift really!
Anyway, just how long is this or these piece(s) of string?
Hi folks - back online for a short time...
Has this thread about srtring been on before?
I'm a frayed knot!
(Sorry.... no self control)
Hi folks,
I beleive that when you save a file you get the opportunity to save it in the format the picture is already in, or as bitmap. My guess is that the pictures that don't allow jpg or gif are bitmaps already - not ideal formats for a website!
Before saving the file, do right-click-properties and the box that comes up should tell you something about the image you want to download.
Hope this helps!
Pythagorus? Didn't he have a square hippopotomus or something?
Not so much the Cafe as the resturaunt if you ask me! (which I know you didn't but I don't care!)
Quote by Tool
It sounds like the cv of a high court judge to me...

He said 41, not 82!
Is the weather changing or is there a bit of a nipple in the air (or hair?) today?
To be honest, I don't mind any bit of mine being played with! Nipples are fine!
Heh Heh!
I'm off now (so that was thye funny smell).
Bye all!!
We accept British passports here - you need to get a visa. Mastercard's OK, too and American Express will do just nicely.
Of course, you must arrive at the checkpoint with Libra-Love otherwise we will have to shoot you!
fair'nuff. I'll alert the border guards to let you through!
NOoooooooooooooooo! The M1 is the east. Its the M6 round here mate!
The Sun sets later over these here parts, pardner
Whatever happened to that nice Mr Mantovani and James Last? (or was it dead loss - my memory is going) Did I say that my memory was going by the way?
It seems a small price to pay.... Half of us up here are from the south, anyway. How about we declare independance - we could use the Birmingham Navy to defend us.
I don'y know about the invisible ink, but has anyone seen my camoflage nets? I put them down now I can't find them anywhere...