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29 Jul 2011

H the better half of MandH has suddenly found herself with nothing happening on Sunday so she is looking for a nice guy to join her afternoon/evening. H has mobility problems but don't let that put you off she's fine when she's laying down wink

Send her a P.M. if your interested and she'll arrange to talk to you.

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19 Jul 2011

H the better half of MandH (well she says she is), is looking for a nice guy to join her for daytime fun, anytime in the next 2 weeks. Any meet will be strictly one on one you and her, M won't be around. H herself has mobility problems but don't let that put you off she's fine when she's laying down wink

Send us a P.M. if your interested and she'll arrange to talk to you.

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22 Dec 2007

Well not as good as the Sarge, but we still found 307 ads, we may be gone some time :grin:
M

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24 Jun 2007

Quote by markz

Hi.....
weve stepped on from the interested part to.....what do you fancy doing? lol
Suggestions would be great xxxx

How about meeting up for a drinky poos biggrin

Do I know you........... rolleyes

Gawd it's doggy boy :roll:
C'mon Markz suggestions needed

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24 Jun 2007

Quote by xsme

Hi.....
weve stepped on from the interested part to.....what do you fancy doing? lol
Suggestions would be great xxxx

How about meeting up for a drinky poos biggrin

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22 Jun 2007

Ello xsme, we could be interested in this as well depending on dates, and if we're allowed. can you let us know?
Oh and Harry, H says she always smiles at you smile

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15 Apr 2007

Quote by Dlep
we are talking Def Leppard Essex

Go back to sleep rolleyes

I can't the words Def Leppard and music in the same sentence, has given me a funny turn :roll:

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15 Apr 2007

we are talking Def Leppard Essex

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15 Apr 2007

can I be there to watch smile

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26 Mar 2007

can I watch as well :rascal:
M

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25 Mar 2007

Quote by Dave__Notts
So what is all this about? In my mind, it is not the drug or narcotic that is the problem but how it is retailed. If you price something out then crime usually rears its head into an organised unit that allows crime to florish.
Just to point out..........I am not advocating narcotics over drinking. I do not take narcotics, I drink little but smoke like a chimney.
Dave_Notts

In general I'd agree with everything you've said, but at what level do you price it?
There was a report the other day that documented the increase in heavy home drinking, citing the relative low cost of alcohol (notably beers and wines) as one of the reasons.
M

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24 Feb 2007

Quote by NorfolkBBW
You're not still harping on about that one are you pmsl
Lets make sure we do it again in 2007, hopefully you wont be ill & I def wont be giving birth this yr so there's no stopping us

Are you sure innocent

M

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13 Jan 2007

Generally sites like this, can be very fluid, people come and go, but that doesn't mean that they have stopped swinging...
We used to post in here a lot, but our circumstances have changed, and now I'm the only one that uses the computer, and like most people I have various interests... bottom line is I only post in the cafe, when I think I might have something to add, but I do drop by daily, and we also still post quite regularly in LMU when we are arranging meets.
M

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4 Jan 2007

Well I wouldn't know..... my body is British built in the manner of the old school i.e. quality that is built to last..........
Sadly me dick is a Japanese import ...... extremely small, very light, and relatively cheap. smile

M

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4 Jan 2007

Well I guess it depends on where the thread is posted......
I don't subscribe to "Bump" or :shock: particularly in the cafe, but we as a couple have had situations where we have posted in LMU, and after 24 hours the thread has dropped onto page 2. of the forum. Now a lot of people (us included), don't always read beyond page one in any forum, so it can be a bit of a pain if you've now dropped off the radar so to speak.
In our case what has happened in the past, is that someone we know comes along, finds it and then (unprompted by us), posts something witty in our thread so it's back on page one, and then hey presto someone else reads it, and we then manage to arrange a meet.......
As has been said, it's down to common sense... don't just post "bump" or :shock: , at least use some initiative, and post something constructive or at least moderately witty. Finally if your thread dies, or gets locked, take it with diginity, move on, and better luck next time.
M

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3 Jan 2007

Thanks for the responses and PM's...... H will start going through them later, in the mean time keep 'em coming smile

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2 Jan 2007

Hi all,
MandH have had some good meets with guys joining us for MMF fun, and this weekend comming will be our last opportunity to play for a few weeks, as we're going to be busy, so we thought we'd like to try something a little different...........
Instead of just one, we're looking for two guys to join us next Saturday evening for some fun and games.......
H is 45, slim build and straight, she likes most things, but doesn't do anal/pain/watersports. She likes the idea of having 2 guys join us for the evening (she might like more, but has decided that two will be enough for now... don't want to be too greedy lol

)
M is 52, could be thinner, and he is straight. M normally joins in at some stage with the MMF encounters we have had up till now, but on this occassion, he will probably sit back and watch, as he is heavily into voyeurism, unless that is, he is needed in some way.
We can accomodate if you wish, and you should be aware that we both smoke. We also practice safe sex, so no penetration without a condom......... sorry.
Now to the guys that are interested in joining us, you should consider the fact that you will be in a situation where there will be one woman and three men including yourself present. You'll need to be ok with being naked in this kind of situation, and that it won't put you off.
Please post in here, or PM us if you are interested. Whilst we don't mind being sent cock pics, we would prefer to see a bit more than yer willy. In addition H would need to have voice contact with you prior to saturday. As we already said, this will be the first time that we have had more than one guy join us for fun, so we would like to make you feel as comfortable as we can.
MandH

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2 Jan 2007

Don't we know your twin sister with the same name from somewheres confused

M

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1 Jan 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well as far as I'm concerned, when we are playing, H can do whatever she wants, including dancing the can can, whilst humming the music with her bum :shock:

Does she do requests? rotflmao

Not exactly, cos she's got a very limited repertoire.......... but by 'eck her flight of the bumblebee in f flat is pretty sensational lol

M

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1 Jan 2007

Well as far as I'm concerned, when we are playing, H can do whatever she wants, including dancing the can can, whilst humming the music with her bum :shock:
What she actually chooses to do is her choice, and is based upon how she feels at the time, and our rules about safe sex.
M

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1 Jan 2007

I'm sure I heard that Happycats was going to have silicone implants this year :shock:
M

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31 Dec 2006

Thanks for the PM's and we're sorted.
Happy New Year to you all
MandH

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31 Dec 2006

Thanks Harry, do make sure you make it to that meet we were talking about the other day, and.........
Happy New Year to really nice guy smile

MandH

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31 Dec 2006

Hi all and Happy New Year !! biggrin

If you are male and have nothing to do this evening except to cry into your beer cos the parties you have been invited to don't appeal, or all the nice ladies are going to be at the other end of the country, and you happen to be within easy reach of Bedforshire. then read on...
M and H are looking for a guy to join us to celebrate the new year. H is a slim female and straight, and M is male and straight, looking for fun tonight.
We're looking for a guy who is up for fun with H..... M might join in or he will just watch or go off and do his own thing.. (M is heavily into vouyerism particularly when H is involved)
Age and size is immaterial, as long as it works smile

The meet will be at our's and we can accomodate if you wish
As we have done for the last few meets we've arranged, we've left it till the last moment rolleyes

If your interested either post in here or send us a PM..... but don't leave it too long........
MandH

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31 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you tried the Bingo?

Yeah and the added bonus is even if you don't pull so to speak, you might win something :giggle:
M

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30 Dec 2006

Glad to hear it Harry, and we hope you enjoyed whatever you were doing.........
We'll see you soon mate wink

MandH

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29 Dec 2006

Thanks for the responses in here and by PM but we're sorted now
MandH

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29 Dec 2006

Well we all make mistakes Brucers.......... the Mods only get (slightly smile

) draconian to protect you from spam and abuse..............
If your still around send us a PM we are interested wink

MandH

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29 Dec 2006

M & H are looking for fun tonight
H is a slim female and straight, and M is male and straight, looking for fun tonight...........
We're looking for a guy who is up for fun with H..... M might join in or he will just watch or go off and do his own thing.. (M is heavily into vouyerism particularly when H is involved)
Age and size is immaterial, as long as it works smile

The meet will be at our's and we can accomodate if you wish
As we have done for the last few meets we've arranged, we've left it till the last moment rolleyes

If your interested either post in here or send us a PM..... but don't leave it too long........
MandH

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29 Dec 2006

Quote by HarryJones
I either need to become a monk or else turn into a full on sex maniac and advertise my virginity for grabs on here (anything to keep my sanity :shock: )

Time to advertise the virginity Harry................ smile

M stands back to avoid the stampede :shock:

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