Quote by Hungrypussy69
Felching can also involve putting a hamster in ones stretched anus as the furry scuttling around it`d do is supposed to be pleasurable.
What? ............ like this? :giggle:
M
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MandH
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Straight Male, 70
Straight Female, 63
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Quote by HarryJones
I was cycling upto a T-junction on my way to train station when a proper granny pedalled past.
Regards
Harry Jones
Thats the problem Harry, the grannies are that much fitter than you they just leave you standing :giggle:
Have you tried befriending a few of our more senior citizens in the post office? you never know they might take a shine to you
M
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Well I always thought fingers and tongues were always a part of sex 
What I tend to do when we are with another guy who is obviously hitting the right spot with H, using a technique I've never used before, is to save what the guy is doing to memory and try it for myself later if the mood is right.
M
What I tend to do when we are with another guy who is obviously hitting the right spot with H, using a technique I've never used before, is to save what the guy is doing to memory and try it for myself later if the mood is right.
M
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
Hmmmmmmmmm...Fantasies, eh?
What about this one. You go in the chatroom and for the first time ever there are absolutely no live web-cams of blokes wanking.
Impossible I know...:lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I likes thatfor me winning enough money to do as I please (sorry not sex related)
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Well I couldn't give a kippers dick whats on TV on chrissy day..................
It's my turn to do dinner this year........ so as I cook I listen to good music and drink lots of wine. We then have dinner with lots more wine... and then umm errr....... I fall asleep :giggle: :giggle:
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It's my turn to do dinner this year........ so as I cook I listen to good music and drink lots of wine. We then have dinner with lots more wine... and then umm errr....... I fall asleep :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by loveblockhaving been married for a good many years my wife is no longer interested in sex, and has not been for a number of years, we have in the past tried to resolve this problem in various ways, but she finds sex of little interest. she says it does not affect for feelings for me. in truth she has always has had a low sex drive and over time ihave accepted this. how ever it very lonely day to day existence not having sexual contact with your partner. swinging may solve my problem i dont feel anymore that i would be cheating, i only know that if a women of any age offererd sex i could not refuse it. a prostitue is not the cure for me i dont think i could respond to one. i dont think im alone in this situation , and wondered how many other people turn to swinging to find human contact.?
I would suspect that there are a fair few who turn to swinging to find human contact.........
Although we don't do clubs, I would have thought it likely that some "single" guys that visit swing clubs could fall into this category........
It's certainly been seen on sites like this, the only problem for the guys, is that they can end up being flamed if they post in forums like this one.... but then again if they just arrange meets without trying to get into the social side of sites like this, given time they could probably be quite sucessful.
I can relate to what you are asking cos over 25 years ago I was where you are... only instead of swinging I just shagged the secretaries in the company I worked for, and the female customers I met in my job.
Today, I'm now happily married again.... and I'm also in a relationship where we have discovered swinging together, and have no need to play without permission. Both H and I have been married before and know some of the things that can cause a marriage to fail, and actively avoid them........ yes we do communictate.
Now would we entertain someone in your position? ......... possibly yes. We don't judge, and assume that people doing these activities are adults. If a married man comes to us and admits his wife has no knowledge of his activities, but is prepared to deal with the consquences if she was ever to find out, then thats ok. It's the guys choice and potentially the guys problem. But and it's a big BUT ..... anyone contemplating it must be sure and fully aware of what they are doing.
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Well speak as you find an all that, but about 7 years ago I lived on me own in a flat. The divorcee over the road used to always shower at about p.m. every night. It became a regular distraction to sit and watch the ablutions............ she never had blinds at the window :shock:
7 years later we're married, and yes there are now blinds at the window
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7 years later we're married, and yes there are now blinds at the window
M
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Quote by 1759
, as far as my fetish goes im not really into the couple thing and for me to have sex with another woman i dont know if i could do it, is that strange?.
Nothing strange about that........... I'm the same to an extent. Although I could have sex with another woman, I choose not to because of what I get from MMF. There are plenty of blokes around like that as well.
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And just to add................ Talk, talk, and talk some more, and when you've finished talking, start talking all over again.............. 
Seriously H gets the same feelings of "Does the other guy think I'm attractive?, or Am I sexy?" even now...
Talking it through honestly, and telling each other what we don't like and what we should avoid, and also what we really like and enjoy tends to help allay these feelings, Telling H that I love her, and I think sh is sooo sexy and beautiful (which I mean when I say it) also helps ..... and yes we both end up getting turned on with the talk, even though that wasn't the intention. :shock: :)
As everyone else has said........ this thread is running, come back and chat some more if you want to.... I myself am reading some very good advice from the ladies who have posted.
M
Seriously H gets the same feelings of "Does the other guy think I'm attractive?, or Am I sexy?" even now...
Talking it through honestly, and telling each other what we don't like and what we should avoid, and also what we really like and enjoy tends to help allay these feelings, Telling H that I love her, and I think sh is sooo sexy and beautiful (which I mean when I say it) also helps ..... and yes we both end up getting turned on with the talk, even though that wasn't the intention. :shock: :)
As everyone else has said........ this thread is running, come back and chat some more if you want to.... I myself am reading some very good advice from the ladies who have posted.
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The planning can be a pain in the arse especially for the woman, if she can't be fussed with it. You may be up for arranging something.. She may just want to chill.
If she has doubts, then you should sit down and discuss those doubts properly, without any frustration, and with no intention of arranging another meet, until you are BOTH comfortable with what you are doing.
It coud be that she doesn't have a problem with that you are doing, more with the way you are doing it. She might enjoy meeting people at a munch or a social, with no intention of anything happening...
Whatever you do, don't push the issue, because it could lead to resentment and cause real problems in your relationship. And frankly swinging ain't worth that kind of problem. If she doesn't want to play anymore then so be it.
If she has doubts, then you should sit down and discuss those doubts properly, without any frustration, and with no intention of arranging another meet, until you are BOTH comfortable with what you are doing.
It coud be that she doesn't have a problem with that you are doing, more with the way you are doing it. She might enjoy meeting people at a munch or a social, with no intention of anything happening...
Whatever you do, don't push the issue, because it could lead to resentment and cause real problems in your relationship. And frankly swinging ain't worth that kind of problem. If she doesn't want to play anymore then so be it.
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Well I guess we push it to the limit, cos most of our meets are at our place, but we make it quite plain that we are meeting for a drink in surroundings where we are all free to talk without being overheard (we live in a small village and are very well known, so the pub is out)...
We've never had a problem, as we've always ended up playing, but maybe one day either we, or they will say no thanks.
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We've never had a problem, as we've always ended up playing, but maybe one day either we, or they will say no thanks.
M
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Well we know that there are people around all the places we visit who don't like us (or more correctly me - cos I do all the posting - long story but there are valid reasons for that).
Basically we just ignore them.. the people who don't like us, are people we wouldn't want to be with anyways... it is a chemistry thing and isn't worth getting upset about.
We try not to offend, and are here for fun, and just would like others to see it that way as well
M
Basically we just ignore them.. the people who don't like us, are people we wouldn't want to be with anyways... it is a chemistry thing and isn't worth getting upset about.
We try not to offend, and are here for fun, and just would like others to see it that way as well
M
Sex God
Ahhhh Ok so it sounds like the following..........
The guy is probably single, or married and his wife don't play, or married and he'll get his wife to play somehow...
You said no and he got all hurt and threw his toys out the pram cos you rejected him/them.
We had an incident the other week where we said no to a guy, and we explained our reasons. OK in our case the guy just walked away, but had he become a pain we'd have reported him. You should do the same....
We're all here for fun, not for some twat to try and play mind games with us.
M
The guy is probably single, or married and his wife don't play, or married and he'll get his wife to play somehow...
You said no and he got all hurt and threw his toys out the pram cos you rejected him/them.
We had an incident the other week where we said no to a guy, and we explained our reasons. OK in our case the guy just walked away, but had he become a pain we'd have reported him. You should do the same....
We're all here for fun, not for some twat to try and play mind games with us.
M
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Nope nothing wrong with your view of it at all.........
We only play with guys, but H has to have contact with the guy, so that she feels right about it. If we were looking for a Bi-Fem the same rule would apply H would have that contact. ..... so no your not being paranoid or anything.
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We only play with guys, but H has to have contact with the guy, so that she feels right about it. If we were looking for a Bi-Fem the same rule would apply H would have that contact. ..... so no your not being paranoid or anything.
M
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This is a message for admin.......
I need to contact someone in Manchester........
I can't shout cos I've lost me voice.
My cat ate the last carrier pigeon for breakfast.
The battery is flat on me mobile, and I've lost the charger.
I can't write or do morse
It's dark so smoke won't work, and besides the last time I tried smoke, I lit a fire and then used my trousers to direct the smoke, but all that happened is that I burnt me arse...... should I have taken me trousers off first? :confused:
I tried tin cans and string, but I ran out of string at the bottom of my road.
Could you lend me 200 miles of string please? :grin:
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I need to contact someone in Manchester........
I can't shout cos I've lost me voice.
My cat ate the last carrier pigeon for breakfast.
The battery is flat on me mobile, and I've lost the charger.
I can't write or do morse
It's dark so smoke won't work, and besides the last time I tried smoke, I lit a fire and then used my trousers to direct the smoke, but all that happened is that I burnt me arse...... should I have taken me trousers off first? :confused:
I tried tin cans and string, but I ran out of string at the bottom of my road.
Could you lend me 200 miles of string please? :grin:
M
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Bit of a long shot at short notice but we are looking for a guy or maybe guys if we get enough responses to join us for some afternoon fun at ours........ See our profile for more information about us.... Safe sex only (sorry no exceptions to this) and H loves guys to cum on her. M might join in or he may just watch.
Genuine offer, from a known couple who have had several succesful meets through SH. Post here or PM us for details, and we'd appreciate a pic (preferably not a cock shot, we assume you have one of those )
MandH
Genuine offer, from a known couple who have had several succesful meets through SH. Post here or PM us for details, and we'd appreciate a pic (preferably not a cock shot, we assume you have one of those
)MandH
