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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Straight Female, 63
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Well speak as you find but I think Little Gem got it right with this..............
Quote by little gem
I think thats the key.... age and ageism is always from the point you are at at the time.
I.e. a 10 year old will see a 20 year old as reaaaaallly reaaaallly old because it's twice their age, when in fact it's only a ten year difference.
Apply the same ten year gap between say a 48 year old and a 58 year old and the difference might not be so hugely apparent because the rate of development has slowed down.

Age doesn't matter it's how you act and feel that counts, and also how the world see's you.
When I was 15 anybody older than 30 was an old git.......... anyone older than 50 shouldn't be here......
When I was 30 anyone over 50 was an old git........... anyone over 70 shouldn't be here.....
Now I'm over 50 nobody is an old git.... (well they are if they want to act like an old git) and if you've got to 90 you've done well, and can I buy you a beer cos I bet you've got some really great stories to tell...
I guess it's just a matter of getting it into perspective, and how the world sees me is their problem not mine.
M
Quote by Devon1
This is one of them european things i'm assuming, women with hairy armpits confused
Very off putting, if they run up to you, throw their arms around you, and out from under their arms springs undergrowth :shock:
I'm not sure if a bic razor would do the job though :?
wink

H does her own armpits......... I just do the minge smile
M
Well just spent 10 minutes on it, and it looks pretty sexy.......... obviously speed and cams need sorting, but it looks ok
Well speak as you find but I like hairy minge's smile
And I don't mind trimming/shaving them either
M
Quote by dambuster
Not yet been in the new Iveco Stralis with the "lounge option" instead of passenger seat. But that's just an overgrown Fiat rolleyes

Not quite right........ It's an overgrown Fiat that breaks a lot lol
M
Quote by winchwench
Know where you are coming from, my wife hates sex, and its putting a strain on our relationship. Im the opposite, I love sex, you need physical attraction too. Im playing with fire. I did think of prostitutes but just cannot bring myself down to there level, swinging seems my best option.

m1970....I dont want to hijack, but can't not have my say on this one. To be so disparaging about prostitutes is unwarranted and unkind. Yes, there may be some "rough as arseholes" whiskey swilling drug addled street walkers out there, granted. However, the majority are clean, intelligent,articulate women who have chosen to make a living this way.
I once knew one lady who was middle class, highly educated and a very respected member of her community. She worked as an escort to enable her to keep horses as this was her passion. She, and every woman doing the same job, had my respect.
Open.....pls excuse hijack.
First of all Spot on winchwench :thumbup:
36 we feel for your position as do all those that have posted here, but the only way anybody can truly understand what the problems are, is by sitting down and talking to you both, and that ain't likely to happen........
Be careful about going out there and doing something unilaterally, it will be fairer all round if you and your wife can't work things out, that you call it a day and split.
Oh and regardless of what anyone may say, to swing without any emotional issues tomorrow, means to be at one with your partner today.
M
oohh we like this, we can add it to our game we play............
Every time we see a Stobart truck we shout Eddie
Every time we see a Norbert Dentressangle truck we shout Nobbie
Now when we spot Dammie........................
We can shout twat
Only joking mate lol
M
If I get a tom tom......... does it mean I'll get some buddies dunno
Billy no mates
Quote by Freckledbird
I don't think it has to be penetrative sex, or soft swingers wouldn't have slept with anyone, would they?

well they would probably have slept with each other and maybe a few more as well wink
M
Quote by dambuster
Oi Dammie, I'll be your buddy I haven't got a tom tom but I'll be your buddy, hows that?? lol
M

As it happens, I don't have a legit shower/coffee stop in Beds
innocent
Oi H ..... Dammie wants a coffee and a shower smile
M
Oi Dammie, I'll be your buddy I haven't got a tom tom but I'll be your buddy, hows that?? lol
M
Wrong Markz, so very wrong............ she's at least 4' 6" lol
M
Two options................
Hope he has no sense of smell......
Squeaze your arse cheeks together if he goes down on you :grin:
M
Quote by MandH
Ello Martin and Robert, sorry but we're going to have to drop out of this cos something has come up that will need our attention that weekend........
Sorry and we hope you all have a great time
MandH

Err did you notice this? .......... cos we notice we're still on the list...... sorry but something has come up that weekend, and we can't make it......... hope you all have a good time smile
MandH
Quote by HarryJones
Now my ears are very hot, my glands huge,
Harry Jones

Yeah we know :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Hope you're feeling better soon mate
Take care
MandH
I don't need a push ........... I got an electric swing smile
M
Bus stops make me sad ......... If I've just missed the bus sad
M
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
M&H
You two didn't used to work at Bletchley Park did you?
John & Shel

Nah but we ain't too far from it, maybe there's something in the air ........
Anyways I could be totally wrong sad
M
Quote by makaveli69
Hi I like to invite people round to my place for well basically orgies. Some time sit clicks and get a few couples over some times like platting fog. If interested let me know and hopefully w'll get the party going

have i missed something dunno smile :)
I was thinking the same Biker WTF :dunno:
Well I must be bored cos I just tried to figure it out........................
Google throws up lots of links to people saying things like "more chance of platting fog" I figured maybe people are mis-spelling the word "plaiting" as in "plaiting your hair" now if this is right then yeah I guess it could be hard trying to "plait or plat fog"
Now reading through the post again we get "sometimes sit clicks and get a few couples over" ..... maybe this should be.... "sometimes site clicks, and get a few couples over"...
You then get "sometimes the site clicks and youget a few couples over, other times it's like plaiting fog"
What do yer think??? :)
M
Quote by naked-cleaner
Whats been going on since I have been away
There are lots of posts from pretenders offering Naked Cleaning
Hey guys ....... the is only ONE Naked Cleaner
biggrin

Like NWC said where you been!!!! ........ and as your back, the place is the pits and H says hurry up with yer duster ! smile
M
Ello Martin and Robert, sorry but we're going to have to drop out of this cos something has come up that will need our attention that weekend........
Sorry and we hope you all have a great time
MandH
Quote by garyishere
what is someone bangs your car, say in asda carpark and drives off, would you expect them to have the right to silence under their human rights by not saying who the driver was

Private property, so the issue doesn't arise
off course it does , failure to stop at the scene of an accident, follow up enquiries to determine who the driver was
No it doesn't, the law only relates to the public highway not private land like a supermarket carpark............... That becomes a civil matter that very few insurance companies ever bother to follow up on, prefering instead to just pay out for your damage, even though someone else was responsible for the damage.
M
Quote by Lissa
1.... lets face it, the average guy has enough trouble satisfying one woman, let alone two of them biggrin

Well being a mere male Lissa I wouldn't want to do an MFF for just that reason............ at least I'm honest smile
M
Quote by Bloke2005
I want pic of Mr Bloke in leathers!!

Bloody nagging women.... ;)

Notice Mal's helmet.... on the back and ready for action ;)
Sorry Bloke, from what I've seen of your posts, I know your a nice guy, but next time you get the camera out, can you lose the bike (and you :shocksmile and gis a shot of the car
M
H once had a bloke who sat her on a chest of drawers, then gave her a glass of water.......
He laid on the bed, then told her to bang her heels and flick the water over him........ then he told her to flick the light on and off.
She asked him if they were going to actually do anything, and he said........
"What in this weather???"
ok I'll get me coat smile
M
maybe she's got that old she just wants to forget dunno :grin:
M
Quote by dambuster
Can you tell if/when someone is "faking it"

Well I probably could spot a fake orgasm but it's better for my ego if I don't bother to spot em lol
M
H looks absolutely gorgeous when she has a really big orgasm, as for me..................
well The Vapors song "turning japanese" comes to mind ........... (think about it) wink
M