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24 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
Well I like a certain underground train forum, cos I'm an anorak....... oh and there's a certain large and very famous aviation forum I have subscribed to for years..... cos I'm an anorak.... oh and I like reading about busses and ships .... cos I'm an anorak........
but for shaggin we come in here
M

Ooooo I like anoraks.... can I see yours?
Its very blue but you can see it nytime you want wink

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24 Sep 2006

As the locals aren't about yet, I'll try...................
The beer festival itself is in the city centre and is not too far from the railway station (London terminus is Liverpool St I think).
If Harry does it the same as last time, it'll be a meet at a pub somewhere and then the beer festival. A fair few of us stayed over last time.
Norwich is an OK place with things to see and places to go.......... it depends on what you are looking for
M

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24 Sep 2006

Quote by NorfolkBBW
Baggy - I know u only want to go again this yr so u can share a bed with Harry again pmsl - remember the chamber maid in the morning?
Sorry babe, only jesting
Hope the baby's early so I can come too

Glad your doing well Norfolk and things are good here..........
bed sharing? oh was this the two guys that shared the family room, but never realised the single divan was stored underneath the big double bed, so they ended up sharing the bed together innocent

M

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24 Sep 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'll have to remember that one when my stepdaughter does something like it again .
M

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24 Sep 2006

maybe they are quoting american sizes which are normally one size below ours...... like a US 8 is a UK 10 .......
anyways whats all this size thing? being a dumb bloke I wouldn't know anyways, I just go by what I see smile

M

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24 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01
the men on this site probabily out number the women and couples by 10/20 to 1 so unless all the women and couples eat, sleep, drink and shit sex 24/7 theres no way all they guys are getting a meet, it would mean every women and couple would have to meet a guy every day and some days 2 guys a day its just not going to happen however im game to try

NN omg :shock: wink

Hhhmmmm 600,000 members........ say men outnumber the rest by 10 to 1........ that means about 545,000 men......... at 2 a day that means about 750 years to get through them all......... err if you do this NN can I go first, cos I don't think I'll be around that long smile

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24 Sep 2006

hhhmmmmmm
so winchwench is virgin on the rediculous rolleyes

catlin has a nasty habit :grin:
and kiss has a cock confused

ok right errr.......

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24 Sep 2006

Can you still flirt with people you know you do not find attractive in RL?
Yes.
Can you still flirt with people you don't really respect/like or does their have to be at least something about the person you like to freely flirt?
Yes.
Is it easier to flirt with people you don't know or those you do know?
About the same.
Do you finding it easy to flirt with pretty much anyone or do you need to want to flirt with your flirtees?
As above
As a flirtee - do you take any serious notice of the flirter?
Yes if it means I can get me leg over. :grin:

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by davej
Put simply "I aint got no bananas"
If you havent got none....you must have some :thumbup:
*Disclaimer, there was no way of writing this without sounding patronising. You try it!

:shock: ah well...it ain't no never mind to me wink

is that a triple
rotflmao

I've never done a triple, am I missing out confused

M

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23 Sep 2006

I had a mate who kept cockatoos...................... sorry that just came to me whilst I was reading this thread bolt

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
Ingredients necessary to enjoy S.H......
Thick skin...........
A large pinch of salt........
A warped sense of humour.......
Liberal sprinkling of tolerance............
Throw it all into a pot, simmer gently, sit back,savour & enjoy! :thumbup:

Oh and enjoying sex helps as well wink

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by twos_company
check the review pages........
sure someone `ll be along n mention ab fab at heathrow sooner or later....

ooh is there someone on here that goes to ab fab then?? .......... now who could that be innocent

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23 Sep 2006

phew!!!! ........ lots of people have said things that we would agree with 100%..
Fact is with what we are into as a couple we actually prefer players and married guys..... it generally saves on any potential complications, but we don't like married guys pretending to be single (we can normally suss them out, get them to be honest and then no problem)...
Before the internet how did swingers meet? .... clubs?, dinner parties?, and ad in the personal colunms??
The internet thing generally means we all "feel in one big happy family" even though most of us have never met and quite probably never will. Maybe what is needed is a health warning at the door before you enter......." Warning your emotions could be messed with unless you are very very careful and know what you are looking for"

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by GnV
"so I wouldn't advocate not meeting someone...." the bold items are the double negatives
So, therefore... you would advocate meeting someone

yep correct GnV,
but normally double negatives used this way suggest caution may be necessary wink

I think dave got it right first time smile

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23 Sep 2006

errr l and j if you had a meet arranged then what is wrong with you contacting them by any means you can (phone/email?) to find out what has happened and is your meet still happening...... this would seem to be a perfectly reasonable action.
as bloke has pointed out with his link, people can be banned for many reasons.

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23 Sep 2006

Well I like a certain underground train forum, cos I'm an anorak....... oh and there's a certain large and very famous aviation forum I have subscribed to for years..... cos I'm an anorak.... oh and I like reading about busses and ships .... cos I'm an anorak........
but for shaggin we come in here smile

M

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by us666
no disrespect......................... im sorry newbies can be brash..... sorry all XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Don't think you have anything to apologise for really.......
Bloke, I think us666 was making a generalisation, and not necessarily commenting on the responses their previous posts received.
It is a fact that sometimes a post will be made and it's obvious that perhaps the writers fingers were in gear whilst the brain was still in neutral. We have all seen posts like those and yes some of us have had a bit of a piss take (I know we have!)
us666 ............ don't be put off by some of the writing styles (read piss takes) you will see on here from time to time....... people are not what they write but they are who they are..

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23 Sep 2006

Couldn't agree more with what you've posted Polo :thumbup:

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13 Sep 2006

Well sorry pink, our story is quite boring ...............
We have always enjoyed sex together very much. Although we do at times, (needs must and all that) we're not the kind of couple that will have a quick shag every day, but instead we have always prefered saving it until we could spend hours and hours together enjoying each other. About 18 months ago we were having a break in procedings, and she said what do you fantasise about?
I thought about it and suggested that maybe seeing her with another man would be a turn on... after she came down off the ceiling she said yer having a larf ain't yer...... or something like that...
a few weeks later, another break in a session chat, and she says "were you serious what you said the other week?" ....... I says yeah, so we talked some more....
cutting a long and boring story short we went out and fulfilled that fantasy, then we found SH, fulfilled the fantasy a few more times and we're still at it smile

Yes it is a huge turn on.......... for H cos she can enjoy another man, and for me because when I am not participating (I normally do) I can sit back and see her enjoying sex, which for me is a massive turn on. It's different when you see the reaction from a few feet away instead of doing it yourself. No matter what we have done with the "other guy" , we always end up having good sex before we finally go to sleep..
We're moving on now, H was unhappy with the thought of me and another woman, because it made her feel insecure about our relationship, she's past that now and has suggested that maybe it would be ok if we went slowly, so now we are moving towards swinging with couples as well as mmf..
so know you know
M

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10 Sep 2006

Oh and could you use all the keys on your keyboard, the text speak is not really necessary in here smile

hope you find what your looking for
M

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10 Sep 2006

Quote by Lindaxxx
well seeings I not into male rears, and H can't make her mind up, we'll lend you ours
M

Lend?? ...does that mean she will have to give it back? :)
Lindaxxx
Oh alright........ she can have it to keep :)
M

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10 Sep 2006

well seeings I not into male rears, and H can't make her mind up, we'll lend you ours smile

M

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10 Sep 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Aw thanks for the compliment
Do you think the title might be putting people off really?
I thought it was funny and might appeal to those with similar (crap) humour but I can always change it i suppose. :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Sowwy Jas ........... nothing wrong with the title hun ....... I guess the guys are just being a little slow to take you up on it......
It'll be a bit like an online auction ...... slow to start but you'll be inundated with offers towards the end wink

hope it works out for you both
M

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10 Sep 2006

3 actually smile

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10 Sep 2006

Ooohhh I hope I ain't old enough to be firelizards dad smile

M

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10 Sep 2006

Quote by HarryJones
I'm working that day, so can't make it but have a great evening.
Can't believe there are no responses yet, this is a lovely couple here folks.
Regards
Harry Jones

maybe it's cos all the blokes don't want to admit to being wankers :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
M

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9 Sep 2006

go to be blue ............ the orange looks yucky

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9 Sep 2006

I'd be elmer phud, but H reckons the way I laugh I should be muttley confused

M

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster

As I am still smarting from the slap around the head that H has given me.........
M

Me too :cry:
But at least you didn't get grounded :cry:
No I got sent out to get the chinese......... and I had to pay for it....... and mother in law (whose here) eats a lot :cry:

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by westerross
I'm not sure that I'd call that ageism. I think it is just preference. There are some young, fit (get the cool terminology?) people hereabouts, who really get it on by intercoursing with older partners. So it's diff'rent strokes I guess.
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Quote by Freckledbird
I think it's fair to say that a lot of people look for others of a similar age for the reasons you have, MandH. We probably do - but would never disregard or turn someone down purely because of their age, if we 'click'.

As I am still smarting from the slap around the head that H has given me.........
On reflection, I guess you have got it right here, It is a preference, and not a hard and fast rule.......... She has pointed out, if the guy is 20 something but can interest her with his chat she certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed. I stand corrected smile

M

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