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I'm still waiting for the first signs...........................!! 

 
ha ha brilliant reply!!! they will come my friend nothing surer!! you have made me chuckle,,,,thanks for that!

Today I bought my first pair of glasses having noticed over the last wee while that the small print on things have become increasingly blurred,I have the odd wrinkle and thinner hair but this is the single most dramatic change in my person that has made me realise I am getting on a was your moment that actually made you think you were getting older.

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Hi,
Unfortunately in an SH sense our time to trawl the site is considerably reduced due to V starting a new job. (but on the flip side, a great job see is really loving)
When we looked in the forums we couldn't help thinking how quiet it was! Nothing about the recent floods, no advise on how to grab a Christmas snog under the mistletoe.
Please don't tell us this site is entering it's late middle age with quiet resignation to the inevitable whilst wearing comfy slippers and drinking coco?

 
I also notice the forums are much more quiet than when I joined in 2009,back then thet were full of pranks and games and probably more used than the chat rooms,Im glad some people are still making the effort to keep things going tho.

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works for me, i could give D a bj whilst he is washing up no probs

 
FLMAO, I would happily pay one in blow jobs if he cleaned the house...

 
When do I start Boobs xx

I cant comment, im not attached lol

I learned in 2016 that I can stiil at the age of 48 shock the hell out of myself with my actions,I also learnt that my once utterly dependant sons are tipping the scales and looking out for me now they have left home,this has been a very humbling experience and I am so very proud of them both,

Bladerunner!

An American Werewolf in London.

Lone survivor.

The Revenant.

The Wizard of Oz (shhhh)

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Bladerunner - my guilty pleasure

 
love that film!

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Thing TO do in denver when your dead

 
Things I mean!....hope I have got this right?

Thing TO do in denver when your dead

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I am curious - if you could only have someone with two of the three - looks, wit, heart - with the third attribute being absent... Which combinations are preferable to you, which are acceptable, which are out of the question?
What would you look for in a proper partner, what would you look for in a play partner?
For the purpose of this I'll define things as:
Looks - attractive appearance, whatever that maybe to you
Wit - intellect or intelligence, an interesting or pleasing personality
Heart - empathy, kindness, caring

Quote by Joewally
Thanks everyone, Now as much a I say I never mention it, every year I do, hoping for a response and a laugh.
Just after my birthday last year we had two family deaths on the same day same place and not really connected, I lost my father and my elder sister 40 mins apart. My old mum died 6 years earlier with three days, although there was a little light because my grand daughter appeared in this world.
Besides my blessed little grand kid, May isn't a great month anymore for me.
Thanks everyone, truly I appreciate your birthday wishes.
Maybe things will be better next one
xxxjw

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Happy Birthday - now spare a thought for me, I am organising a birthday party for Sasha as I do every year, she starts reminding me about it on the 1st March every year, (29th February in Leap Years)
The reason she starts then is because that is the day after my own birthday party.
So far I have organised
2 venues (a restaurant and a swingers club) for the party
2 limousines
2 Hostesses from the local lap dancing club to hand out the champagne
Ordered a dance pole for home
Taken delivery of the laser lighting for the dance room
Ordered her various outfits, (cocktail dress, lingerie evening gown and 2 pair of shoes)
taken delivery the engraved gifts which are prizes for the guests (30 of them)
taken delivery of 37 items large and small to decorate the venue (including 100 balloons and helium)
had the invites printed and given many out with many more to go
Confirmed the first 42 guests (expecting that number to triple
Organised the champagne for the guests arrival
Booked a professional DJ
Ordered the evening gowns and shoes for the hostesses (4 pairs/dresses)
Put the adverts out on 5 swingers sites
Still to start
Prepare the garden for a sunny afternoon option of a drink in the sun
Decorate the dance room
have a nervous breakdown
Still I should have it all ready, after all the party isn't happening until the end of July

Quote by Joewally
but tomorrow it's my "BIRTHDAY" ..............................
BUT PLEASE , DON'T MAKE A FUSS ....
X jw

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Wow some of those names are a blast from the past..........
I was part of a couple back then......Rich_and_dee
Cant believe we never "bumped" into you
Glad you are back dee xxx
Ohh and whatever happened to Sgt Bilko?

The sarge emigrated to oz ( the lucky baskit)

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Can you please help this challenged pebble... What do you want to hear when you ask a stranger "How are you?" How do you reply when a stranger asks you "How are you?" Give me a crib sheet so I can navigate through this waste of typing into more interesting topics! Apparently "OK" is not an acceptable answer! Neither is listing the things that are going right and/or wrong. So what is an acceptable answer?
There is a particular guy that always, only asks me how my weekend is going. So today I thought I'd jump in first - I said, "Hi, how was your weekend?" and he replied, "Really lovely, thanks! How was yours?" (only with worse punctuation). Foiled!
Please help - many a conversation has died out before it'd even started because people insist on asking to know how I am doing... I come on chat to escape my routine, not to report it to non-interested parties!

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Last month I was told "Your mature not old."
So when does a mature man with a healthy interest in sex become a dirty old man. Is it an age thing or something else?

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Does anyone know where I can buy any "quiet" toys. I dont want a train set
Just something that is light, compact and fits in my handbag.
Sits waiting for the witty replies :lol:
cheers, dee

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This discussion came up today at work :lol2:
Would you have it all waxed off to please a woman (or man) if she / he asked nicely and (or) seduced you? :rascal:
Have any of you ever had your crown jewels or other area of sensitivity waxed? One more question, would you have your back, crack and sack done for charity? Be honest

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Good to see lots of nonsence being posted off topic..
As for the origional post I really cant stand these little pricks who go around robbing people in fact I cant stand the big pricks going around robbing people either!! I once watched an old man dipping pockets and thought it rather cool but actually now here thinking about it the whole robbing thing sucks,its a violation and I have deep sympathy for anyone who is a victum of robbery including myself everytime I go into a motorway service station and get charged £800 for a cup of hotwater with a small bag of chopped up leaves in it...fkin robbers!

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sex is beautiful,except often in porn