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Missy

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20 Jul 2010

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Oh Will, gorgeous Mr Will Power :rotflmao:
I think one of my biggest strengths is the ability to latch on to the best friends in the world - friends who just take the mickey out weaknesses, see em more as 'quirks'.
Friends who don't take themselves too seriously, yet can be very serious and strong when need be.
Friends who I should've been there for more and I wasn't (major weakness that I don't forgive myself for, a weakness that I am going to change, self disgust is a horrible thing)
Gullible friends who believe in my 'awesomeyness', and embrace it too!!! :bounce: :lol2:
Missy - aka 'oi'!!!! duel

duel

passionkiss

silly

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19 Jul 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
Why didnt you like the sauna?
Nooooo, I'm so not going to do that!!

What did you say just before your last gangbang?
Answer:
A frilly pink cardigan and cute bonnet

19 Jul 2010

Quote by Lost
So your saying your a man then Missy

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Good comeback Losty :lol2:
I'm a gay man trapped in a womans body!! lol

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19 Jul 2010

Weeknesses:
Very forgetful
Totally disorganised
Lazy
Messy
Accident prone
The awful ability to unintentionally tune people out, even when I don't want to do it, something else will grab my attention, and wallop, tuned out confused

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The inability to be able to concentrate on more than one thing at once
Crap at keeping in contact with people
Not much willpower
Loads of other things but have either forgotten em for now (number 1 on list), or have tuned them out (number 6)
Strengths
Despite the above, the remarkable ability to be able to persuade people that I'm Bluddy Awesome! :bounce: rotflmao

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Even poor David, managed to convince him I was awesome enough to move in with!!! How good am I!!! :lol2:

18 Jul 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
It can hold 14 felt tip pens

What would you consider 'average' for anal capacity???
Answer:
I wasn't sure, but he said it was mega sexy!

18 Jul 2010

On Thursday, watching my daughter belt out of school mega excited, bouncing around cos yayyyyyyyyyyyy its THE SUMMER HOLIDAYSafter tomorrow :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
and telling her she still had one week and a day left rotflmao

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Pure quality :lol2:

12 Jul 2010

Quote by brucie
it seems like ages till the new season starts.
SHers can suggest a new hobby for brucie to fill the void.

We could always play hide n seek Brucie :twisted:
You go hide yourself somewhere on the www and I'll try and find ya!
Ready ........... steady ............. GO HIDE!!!
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(awwww only kidding ya!! xxx)

11 Jul 2010

Oooh not to mention the Cafe people that don't have enough time to trawl through the meet up sections.
Yeh yeh yeh, it's in bold in your sig, it's at the top of the LMU forums - but please bear in mind I'm soooooooooo crap with keeping up with the forums, posts, what's happening etc.
It was only when a friend PMd me the link that it finally hit home that's it's something that we could well be able to do! Not only that, something right up our street, that we would just love to attend.
Next dilemma - so embarrassed, not to mention fed up, of having to pull out of events cos something else crops up, after putting out names down for something, that we've got to the point now of maybe putting our names down later on (kind of within a fortnight) - then it's a bonus for us if we get the ok, rather than taking spaces from people that are more 'definite' than us.
Personally I would like to see munches more prominent somehow, whether it be a separate tab, or an advertised link I don't know dunno

dunno

SH to me, has always been a very social place to be, munches have always been a core event to promote that community atmosphere. Anything that would extend the reach of a munch advertisement across the site would be a bonus in my eyes biggrin

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11 Jul 2010

Quote by Shireen
am I barking

Yes

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Shireen you mare!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao:
No encouragement from you of course, you 'little angel' you ......... not!!!!!! :rotflmao:
By jove Bluefish, them links you put up (just listening to the second one now), what fab sounds, so very different to each other, but so very very brill.... grrr songs just finished with the harp, hold on while I replay!)
..... back, pure quality, both of em ........ not convinced I find em erotic as such, but totally convinced they're nothing short of superb (mind you, not in erotic mood right now, more 'just back from pub, one for the road, put the world to rights' mood lol

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), they're on my playlist like forever!!! Superb!!!
I'm totally with Tweeky, music usually does absolutely nothing for me on the 'erotic' front.......... which was why I was so surprised at my reaction to the Kylie song. Maybe the whole oil thing was on my mind when I first heard the song (cos admittedly the oil thing hasn't been far from my mind, even on school runs! :lol: ). I dunno why or where the reaction came from, which is why I'm intrugued as to whether people have songs/sounds that trigger that erotic emotion dunno

dunno

10 Jul 2010

Quote by Sappho
Love you, Missy xxx

I love you too beautiful gal passionkiss

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9 Jul 2010

Have a wonderful day lovely man passionkiss

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Happy Birthday!! kiss

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9 Jul 2010

Back again lol

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Now in a group thing, I would have no qualms about being with people that either of us had formed a mental relationship with confused

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I suppose with a group, it's a more physical thing in my eyes, it's on a different plateau to 'friendship' during the act dunno

dunno

Go figure :dunno:
I suppose we talk a lot, when different things crop up, we discuss things, if we're uncomfortable with something, we let the other know and we just dont go there - or we haven't yet! :lol:

8 Jul 2010

Hmmm morally my answer would be different to reality..
In reality we play for our own satisfaction, usually anonymously. Neither of us want to know the other person(s) life story or marital status. Selfishly we're just there for our own fantasies.
On the other hand, if David wanted to play away without my consent - he can.... so long as he doesn't expect the same locks on the doors when he gets back!!!
OK I kind of lie lol

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I don't mind him meeting others at all, so long as it isn't the same person twice! I wouldn't want him to form a relationship of any kind with a partner I don't know.
I feel that I'm his partner, what we've got is exclusive to us. I would feel so left out if he formed another mental bond with a sexual partner, to the point where I would be hoofing him out the door.
I'm sure he feels the same way (can't ask cos he busy pushing up z's in bed at mo :lol: ), we've never formed any mental bond with a swinging partner since we've been together.
Bit of a downer really, cos there's a few people we'd love to swing with, but one or the other of us has formed a mental friendship, and that's just out of bounds dunno

dunno

8 Jul 2010

Quote by Lost
Going along with the point that a woman can cum during and why with the brains knowledge of such a violation can that happen, it is also possible for men to sometimes get erections during and as a result of being in a fight of of being beaten up.
The mind really does fu*k about with stuff doesn't it.

Was pondering this tonight - then came to the conclusion that the 'fight or flight' reaction heightens all your senses.
Once put into a dangerous situation, the 'fight for flight' adrenalin reaction arouses every sense in your body. It doesn't choose which part of your body to go to. In an emergency, it's just a "right adrenalin, go everywhere!" reaction.
In a fight situation, the altercation is usually pretty quick, so all senses are still fired up, to hence by the end of fistycuffs, the adrenalin induced hard on is still prominent?
In a more prolongued situation, I don't know cos the adrenalin thing can't be sustained for long periods - maybe once the adrenalin 'fight or flight' senses kick in, and someones stimulating a certain sense, it keeps it heightened?? dunno

dunno

I really don't know, just something my mind was pondering early on :dunno:

8 Jul 2010

Oh Limey, that looks positively edible!!! :twisted:

8 Jul 2010

Quote by Sappho
Please, please, please, if you have room for a small skinny one and a friend, can we play too? Will bring almond oil, ready warmed in the navels of bi-curious swinging virgins, promise!

Oh Sappho ooooohh we'll have a right rollocking time!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
Now you've said that - you can't not be there! lol

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7 Jul 2010

Quote by Dawnie
It could be me, cos been searching for a while and now everything sounds like 70s porn

Exactly how do you know what porn music sounds like young lady?????

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I just imagine it's like different variations of Starsky & Hutch lol

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7 Jul 2010

Quote by Missy
Just found another website, gonna give that a preview :cool:

Waste of bluddy time that was confused

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I only got 34 seconds into it. It could be me, cos been searching for a while and now everything sounds like 70s porn dunno

dunno

Might even get better after 34 seconds :dunno:
I like the ethnic sound, next plan is to google that for an erotic tempo :cool:

7 Jul 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Je t'aime (moi non plus)

Blimey, I remember this when it came out - parents trying to play it when they thought we weren't around, cos it was too rude lol

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It is a classic :cool:

Quote by Sweet_kandi
Got to be Kings Of Leon 'I Want You'

Not heard this at all, just youtubed it - I can so see where you're coming from, with his voice :twisted: very loungy indeedy

Quote by Dawnie
Chasing cars by Snow Patrol

Oh I just love this song soooooooo much - I just gotta quit singing it whenever I hear it tho, cos it is a wonderful deep sound! (minus my screeching)!
I've just tried googling erotic music, so far have listened to dozens of 70s porno style, a couple of what sounded like music you get in a department store, and something that sounded very much like a crap version of Cliff Richard and the Shadows :? :? :?
Just found another website, gonna give that a preview :cool:

7 Jul 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
At this moment in time we don't close Fantasy rooms as we've seen that these rooms are based on pure fantasy with all participants consenting. We do monitor the chat room logs. Should there come a point when fantasy starts turning into reality, and therefore discussions become illegal, not only would the offenders be banned and reported, we'd probably propose to stop any future rooms even if they are on a fantasy level.

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Quote by Missy
But because of the nature of the fantasy, it really shouldn't ever be 'advertised' by anyone - that is getting onto very dangerous territory, not fully knowing the person you're thinking of doing this with. It really is essential that the people who take part in this kind of scenario, have no less than 100% trust and faith in each other.
The danger element of this fantasy cannot be emphasised enough, it just isn't something you can advertise for

Who at the time of writing I believe was a moderator too?
I have not looked at other comments passed that one. It seems it was not allowed but now it is. dunno

dunno

Can I just comment on this as it's a quote by me lol

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It was at the time my personal thoughts, not a modding answer. I even put the word 'advertised' in them "''" things. I was talking about what I thought about it as a fantasy, and the issues of carrying out said fantasy, ie I personally didn't think it was safe to 'advertise' for or carry out with a stranger, or anyone that you didn't have 100% trust in.
The thread this came from, I thought, was a cracking thread. It talked about, helped me out a lot with and understand, fantasy. Personally I can't see anything wrong with talking about this in a chatroom.
Now, 'advertising' for it, in either the chatroom, forums or ads, I think is entering very dangerous territory.
Have I gone off topic? Sorry if I have, just wanted to explain my quote biggrin

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kiss

7 Jul 2010

Glad it's getting into your mind too, and not just mine! :lol2:
Anais Nin? Not heard of her - but just googled. Was she a poet or an erotic writer, or a writer of all sorts, couldn't figure it out?
Missy - often confused with two short planks redface

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7 Jul 2010

On the back of the Oil Party thread, listening to Kylie's new song and watching a rather sexy video of someone on here - it's got me thinking more and more about erotic music, or more to the point, the ideal sound to have at said oil party :cool:
Words turn me on more than anything, reading, or especially when they're spoken by someone who's voice just captures you..... I'm sure that's why I had a rather filthy dream once about Barry White :cool: His tone of voice just does it for me :cool:
Songs are normally more difficult for me to get physically horny with, usually just wanna either leap about or sing into the hairbrush rolleyes

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So was surprised at my reaction to this new song of Kylies
What songs/sounds do others find utterly erotic?
Personally, I'm finding it really difficult to think of anything other than Kylies new song, and seeing the video to it, has done nothing to dampen my tingles - or should I say it's dampened my tingles even more than ever!!! :shock: :twisted:

Ive listened to it a gazillion times now, and still not managed to hear the song without the sauciest of fantasies ........ will keep trying tho lol

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I think with the bassy sound right up, it would be a great song to build up toat an oil party .......... am I barking, does anyone else think this song is horny? :uhoh:
Anyway, that's where I'm stuck now, cos can't get the song out of my mind whenever I try to think of erotic sounding songs/music confused

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Need help!
What songs do others find utterly erotic? :cool:

7 Jul 2010

Quote by Limey_boy
PS. Could the 'speaker' not talk about how plants "start to produce oxygen as a byproduct of photosynthesis"? It might be sexy in Germany, but a biology lesson doesn't really do it for me.

Is that what he was talking about??

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Could find something a bit more relaxing n cosy n sexy to talk about :? Just not photosynthesis :?
although that word does tend to remind me of the keyboard player in Depeche Mode who was rather sexy :cool:

6 Jul 2010

Quote by Lost
Blimey yes Lostbloke would still be up for doing the talk over bit as would Lostburd be up for the experience.
We did think that one idea was to ask Pete his ideas on a camping thing or maybe gems campsite, something like that, and one of those great big 12 person dome tents. Inside you could place one of those 10' foot pools that only have a blow up ring on the top. As long as you didn't fill it with water it would lie flat on the ground, a few bottles of scented oil into the ring some mood lighting in the sleep pods of the tent Plus a bubble machine, ambient music and Bob's your proverbial Auntie.
Ok not quite ideal but think about it. On a hot summer evening after a few drinks and chatting with mates the sun dipping in the sky and just a few meters away the cavernous opening of the tent. People move into the dimly lit warm oiled area finding. Others from the outside can see maybe the slightest of silhouettes coming from the slow moving bodies and the low soothing sounds emanating from encouraging the onlookers/listeners to come inside. All very new age organic textural sensual cerebral and flowing.
Hey get me LoL

Bluddy ellfire!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can pick up a few of them foam camping mats dirt cheap, to go directly under the pool, to make it a tad softer and warmer :cool:
Can even put heaters in the tent - mind you, candles and a load of bodies will generate a fair bit :cool:
OMG this sounds sooooooooooooo cool!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Must have somewhere we can shower directly afterwards tho :dry:
Ooooh and a camp fire for lounging around later on :bounce:

25 Jun 2010

ooooooh I'm so in the I heart RWL fan club if there is one :bounce:
Happy Birthday gorgeous lovely man :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

25 Jun 2010

Quote by mrluvtong
Whats this in your hand luggage sir?
never tried but would love to.

How would you fancy being rogered by a cactus??
Answer:
I ended up with tennis elbow!

25 Jun 2010

Quote by Shaz_and_Tony
Why don't you all just go for a swim in the gulf :eeek:
Tony ;-)

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Bad Tony smackbottom

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25 Jun 2010

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Missy, I think you need a private space, something to support the edges and a heavy plastic sheet. A sheet, say a garden pool liner, would do. The edge need not be very high, and the sheet could go past the edge to stop splash or spill getting where you do not want it. Some 4x2 wood would more than suffice. That just leaves the space. A large room, with furniture removed, or a remote garden on a summers evening.
If you find the place tell me! I would luv to help you set it up!
Oh and consider using some essential oils, try this;

Lastly, do give me an invite, plaese.

We're thinking along the very same lines kiss

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Trouble is, the plastic sheeting needs to go on something soft, like them mats you get at gymnastic places. Plus you dont want the sheeting to crease or move, gotta be sturdy enough to stay put with a load of writhing bodies in it (cue another horny thought of an oily Lairdy :twisted: )
Did think of a great place - Partners in Bury, in the middle of the maze there's a perfect area, small, cozy, dimly lit etc. Small enough just to fit us lot. But they've built a bed in there now that covers half the area, making it too small to just use the bed confused

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Would've been perfect from what I've imagined (unless there's other probs that I haven't seen?). Social drinkies, followed by being led blindfolded through the maze, slow bassy low tempo music, oils and the chance to get completely lost in the moment :twisted: Lots of stroking, but no deliberate sexual contact ........ then a moment set when sexual touching can begin, giving the people who don't want to go that far, a chance to get out......... just hope that wouldn't leave me in there by myself, blindfolded and unaware lol

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Not that I've thought about this very much :uhoh: Mind you, haven't even approached the place :lol2: Just been visiting fantasy land a fair bit :cool:
Would so love to do this - Losty, would he still be up for the setting the mood?
Is there a venue, is there a place that would be willing to do this :bounce:

25 Jun 2010

Oooh there was THE most fabulous pizza place there, we went a few years ago ....... someone did tell me the name of it, but forgotten sad

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It's a small place, with red and white checked table cloths, the most massive thin crust pizza, oooooooh I wanna go!!
Called something like El Ninio or something dunno

dunno

Does anyone know where I'm talking about, is it still there?? biggrin

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6 Jun 2010

Quote by mancunian
Whilst my hand was down the U bend

I'll bend, no u bend!!! ....... Now, your hand was down the what?
Answer: It took a pair of pliers and a bluddy good pull, but got there in the end!