but begrudge paying a fiver for someone to deliver it 200 yards up the road! 
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Umm... bump? Did anyone get anywhere with organising this, or is it still a pipe dream - for now?
*Him*
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What pisses me off the most is when I lick the gummy sticky bit of an envelope and it refuses to stick down.
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
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Ive nowt but admiration for a man whos prepared to stake everythin he has and go it alone with grit and determination and a great idea...which indeed i think it was.
circumstances conspired against you though to scupper your entrepreneurial vision of holy ghost (toast)did you see what i did there?
If only we`d have been in sync,
Last year i opened a bar called St Marry`s, a sure fire winner i thought.
I openned the bar/restaurant with a vision, St. Marrys was done out like a church and the waiters/waitresses dressed like catholic school girls and choir boys, and the nuns would be the head waiters and spank the waitresses and choir boys if they were bad or got an order wrong, the maitre d was a Father who in turn would spank any naughty nuns over his knee if they`d been naughty or rude to customers etc, and the manager was dressed as the pope and every customer who came in had to kiss his ring.?!? Yes I know, its a great idea, fantastic, a sure thing, a true winner... I never really understood why it didnt take off...until i was told i was in one of the most conservative catholic communities in the country and what with the catholic church recieving quite a lot of bad press over the last few years!!!!well no wonder it bombed… If only id spoken to ya Dave, holy ghost toast on the menu as a starter, toast with the image of "our lord" grinning up at the punters, it would have sold like hot toast.
Victims of circumstance mate, victims of circumstance
and yes i know im going straight to hell.
:angel:
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Is the alternative chomping down loads of pills, or can it be done naturally? :dunno: Especially if I got ripped off a squillion pounds for said creation. But if I order a dinner, I want a 'dinner', not something that looks like I should hang it on a wall and show it off to visitors (with price tag still attached)Quote by royal64
Why is it when you open the bottle to have ONE glass it all ends up going?
Is it some law of the universe or do i just have a problem?
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I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx
Quote by Joewally
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx
Quote by MikeNorth
Wift? What's a wift? Oh, you mean as in "this could cause a wift in their welationship."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doh:Quote by Dave__Notts
Thats two letters at a time.............tut wimmin.......set the rules then break them within seconds, and I bet it will end up as Davids fault.
Quote by Funlovers2009
Wagonwheel, Creme egg, Curly Wurly, Turkish Delight .... no where near as big as they were when we were kids!!
And then today I decided to nick one of the penguins from the stash of kids packed lunch stuff.... tiny!!
Is the world shrinking?
they canceled last second :haha: So we went into town and got pissed 
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