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Who exactly is "us"?
Meethinks it's the "new" Estate Agent Sales method.......A captive audience!! :twisted:
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In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
Nooooooooo Never mind geopgraphy!!!! It's definitely Watford where North starts.....
A few miles North of the town centre the temperature drops a few degrees.
By Manchester/Liverpool the sun is no longer visible, instead the sky is covered by a thick layer of cloud......usually denoting Rain and anyone stopping to ask directions starts to find language a barrier.....
By Newcastle.....well, The sun is only ever seen on tv holiday programs. Temperatures are well into minus figures and any directions sought from locals would leave a traveller believing he/she has just encountered their first contact with Aliens.....
Beyond Berwick......records of civilisation are sparce....... Temperatures are sub arctic
Isn't it amazing how headline writers capture peoples imagination....or is it like me..you have a dirty mind 
Well sorry to disappoint you but in this instance I'm actually looking for help from all you worldly wise people out there!!
My problem is simple! I am in the process of building a Gazebo to cover a hot tub.....the sides will be open to allow all that summer sun, or indeed, allow that moonlight to shine in.....(much better)... However, with our wonderful British winters there is just a chance of a spot of rain every now and again which will affect its use....What I intended to do was to fix a series of track hung curtains around the outside which can be pulled open or closed, or removed in the summer altogether..Trouble is, as hard as I have searched, using any number of search engines, I can't seem to locate a suitable supplier. Those that I have seen are a standard size for a particular model.....
So I am hoping someone out there will be able to point me in the right direction....The fabric obviously has to be fairly stiff and definitely weatherproof......If not curtains....I would also be happy just to locate a suitable material, I am sure I could find a wench to run them up for me......Whoops (chauvenist tendencies coming to the fore) ...Only joking......so all you Doms out there...put those whips back down........
Thanks for reading this......and hope someone can assist .....
First one to come up with the answer gets to dip their toe in the tub
Well sorry to disappoint you but in this instance I'm actually looking for help from all you worldly wise people out there!!
My problem is simple! I am in the process of building a Gazebo to cover a hot tub.....the sides will be open to allow all that summer sun, or indeed, allow that moonlight to shine in.....(much better)... However, with our wonderful British winters there is just a chance of a spot of rain every now and again which will affect its use....What I intended to do was to fix a series of track hung curtains around the outside which can be pulled open or closed, or removed in the summer altogether..Trouble is, as hard as I have searched, using any number of search engines, I can't seem to locate a suitable supplier. Those that I have seen are a standard size for a particular model.....
So I am hoping someone out there will be able to point me in the right direction....The fabric obviously has to be fairly stiff and definitely weatherproof......If not curtains....I would also be happy just to locate a suitable material, I am sure I could find a wench to run them up for me......Whoops (chauvenist tendencies coming to the fore) ...Only joking......so all you Doms out there...put those whips back down........
Thanks for reading this......and hope someone can assist .....
First one to come up with the answer gets to dip their toe in the tub
Why not take the HOOP-LA suggestions a little further....Trouble is how many females will score a direct hit!!!!!!
Now as a suggestion......How about the females are blindfolded, then using only their mouth....have to place said donut on said member
:lol: Excuse the pun
Think that might give a new slant on "Dunkin Donuts"
All in faviur say "Nuts"
Now as a suggestion......How about the females are blindfolded, then using only their mouth....have to place said donut on said member
:lol: Excuse the punThink that might give a new slant on "Dunkin Donuts"
All in faviur say "Nuts"
: :?: :?: Are there any rules to this Donuts Initiation???Did anyone read a certain tabloid today....
Seems The Labour Party have chosen the town which "Embraces Dogging"
(not my words!....) but words of the press!!....who further suggest the members are to be careful of flashing lights along the seafront!!!!!
Well now, would that be where the term "NEW LABOUR" comes from???
Seems The Labour Party have chosen the town which "Embraces Dogging"
(not my words!....) but words of the press!!....who further suggest the members are to be careful of flashing lights along the seafront!!!!!
Well now, would that be where the term "NEW LABOUR" comes from???
Thanks Mandy....I appreciate what you say, but in the case of Norton, they update once a week on a weds as far as I know and my software is set to update regularly on that day. It still doesn't stop that wonderful pop up window which says...Ooooops you just caught a cold.......Stupid or what? but the way I see it is if norton know I just got cuaght out, i.e. recognises I just got a virus.....why then wasn't it about to stop it??
And yep!! I have definitely lost the plot.....Squirrels??? Moscow!!! Jeezzzzz this swinging game is becoming all too much for me....
And yep!! I have definitely lost the plot.....Squirrels??? Moscow!!! Jeezzzzz this swinging game is becoming all too much for me....
That was such an exciting topic.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But seriously all you swinging techies out there....maybe someone can tell me why I spend what I do on a program such as NORTON, which, when confronted with these nasty little worms or trojans.....then proceeds to advise me OOOOOOPS you've just been infected!!!! Sorry.....No can Help!!
Well that's how it seems to the uneducated like me.....
So would I be just as well to download a freeby such as Zonealarm? Or am I being a cheapskate???
Of course being somewhat new to Dogging and Swinging, it could be I have missed the plot and we(you), could have been giving out dogging locations and party invites in code
But seriously all you swinging techies out there....maybe someone can tell me why I spend what I do on a program such as NORTON, which, when confronted with these nasty little worms or trojans.....then proceeds to advise me OOOOOOPS you've just been infected!!!! Sorry.....No can Help!!
Well that's how it seems to the uneducated like me.....
So would I be just as well to download a freeby such as Zonealarm? Or am I being a cheapskate???
Of course being somewhat new to Dogging and Swinging, it could be I have missed the plot and we(you), could have been giving out dogging locations and party invites in code
Continuing on the Somerset dogging scene. (Assuming there is any! It would be good to think that a small percentage of the people who view these posts live in and around Somerset......and who might just be thinking Hmmmm where might be fun on a Saturday night???
So if you are at a loose end and happen to be passing Cheddar.....
Like I said, we're new to the idea of dogging fun so feel free to offer any advice to those of us who've yet to place their toes in the water
So if you are at a loose end and happen to be passing Cheddar.....
Like I said, we're new to the idea of dogging fun so feel free to offer any advice to those of us who've yet to place their toes in the water
We're a Somerset couple, formerly London so Noooo not Yokels!!! And new to the ideas of dogging....new but more than willing to enjoy new areas of fun.
Looking at the local ...lets say, places of interest, there seem to be a couple of reasonably sited locations, which my wife and I intend to visit.
It may be that we will venture out this Saturday, and assuming we can find the venue, would be interested on hearing from others who may have experienced any fun at these sites
Many Thanks
And new to the ideas of dogging....new but more than willing to enjoy new areas of fun.Looking at the local ...lets say, places of interest, there seem to be a couple of reasonably sited locations, which my wife and I intend to visit.
It may be that we will venture out this Saturday, and assuming we can find the venue, would be interested on hearing from others who may have experienced any fun at these sites
Many Thanks
