Have been asking the boys in the office and they have offered the following:
Wombbrute, tadger, knobber, the punisher, deflowerer, hairy banjo, bishop, python, king cobra, big salami, the plunger, the plumber, the thing, sgt major, pistol, custard gun, master, the emperor, el presidente, penaliser, percy, lamb dagger, spam javelin, pork sword, the johnson, weener, pecker, prick, shaft, tool, vertical taco...
We were lying in bed last night, and somehow we got onto the topic of silly names we used to call our private parts when we were young..
Anyway, we ended up rolling around laughing and wondered if anyone else had any funny names to add to our list
For males, we came up with:
Dong,
schlong,
love pipe,
love rod,
sex piston,
willy,
todger,
tail,
snake,
trousersnake,
banana,
purple headed warrior,
cock,
dick,
penis,
Geoffrey (?!),
manhood,
pee pee,
winkle,
sausage,
pleasure truncheon,
the beast,
member,
love fist,
diver,
driver,
Any other suggestions? x
The plot thickens....
That's a good point. Hadn't thought of that.
Hmm well sorry to any blonde babes out there being wrongfully accused of any wrongdoings! Wouldn't want to scare you off from writing to us again, after all we like blondes and we love babes! :P x
It takes all sorts I guess...
The message itself was more surprising than scarey as it was totally unexpected and actually quite reminiscent of those emails you got as a kid telling you to pass it on or else you'd never have sex again or something, stupid but what was funnier was that Mr promptly upped and left as planned for an evening on the booze and left me alone in the house!!! That's chivalry for you! Suffice to say I'll be sleeping with the rolling pin under the bed! lol
Thanks for the support guys. xx
We don;t know?.. We certainly have never met this person, nor chatted to them or responded to an ad under that name. Maybe they change it to stop from being booted from sites like these?
Our address must have been taken from here though, as this is an email address we set up specifically for this site.
We didn't for a moment think it was a regular from here, as the people on this site are all much too nice. We just wanted to look after you guys! Just call us your personal local bobby!!! lol. x
Just a quick note to everyone.
Someone added themselves to our messenger today. They gained our email address from Swinging Heaven. The address was , which would appear very alluring. They signed in, then started a conversation and immediately started sprouting nonsense about their sister who had been murdered, and how she had tried to kill her too and tat if we didn't immediately put her in contact with a number of other people she would hunt us down, etc etc.
Obviously a nutter!!
We simply deleted and blocked this person, however wanted to flag this up to other people so they don't add them and get an ear full too with a threat to boot! Not the nicest thing to happen.
Mr & Mrs. x
Please help, we have a bizarre problem! We can't see the pictures on the profiles!!!! We can see pictures normally, however can't see them on the adds all of a sudden! This is VERY frustrating.. Can anyone help??? Please!
x
I imagine he will be in the pub to watch the football!!!!!
Good on him, i will be going soon!!
Mr Smith
I'm a bi girl who has had LOADS of fun in the past on the SwingingHeaven Chatroom and now can't open it to speak to you guys! Can anyone help??
When I open the chatroom, nothing appears to offer me to open Javascript, and so the page is just a big blank white screen. I can't type anything!!!!!
Please help me as I am keen to meet and talk to you all but can't!!
I have read the Dummie thing, but to no avail....
Can yoube my knight in shining armour and help me???
L. xxxx :confused:
i am mid 20's female, long legged, brunette, ex model, looking for a bit of girl on girl for my boyf... never done this before and just wanting to live out a fantasy.. anyone up for that?
L. xxxxxx :moon:
relaxed, he had some schnapps
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