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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Hibernian
Swinging Heaven Daily Trivia Quiz

Just a bit of fun, 10 general knowledge questions and a leader board.
So come on, let's see how knowledgeable you really are wink
I tried to add the scoreboard but the forum won't allow html or scripts sad
The new June quiz starts today.
My thanks to Bob and Lisa for all their hard work in organising the evening and to everyone I chatted to who made it so enjoyable.
Quote by anais
How can you now tell whether a profile belongs to a premium member or a free member? It used to be one of the filter options on the previous search, but isn't on the new search. Perhaps the answer is that you can't tell anymore - which seems a backward step.
Related to that, I have been looking for, but unable to find, what free members can and cannot do. Can they, for example, send PMs or just winks? If you respond to an advert from a free member, can they reply to you - or are you just wasting your time?
Similarly, if you respond to a wink from a free member, can they reply to your PM?

Bump ............... anybody able to enlighten me?
FM's can send winks, cannot reply to one (unless another wink, tho winks are limited to so many per day) as they cannot send a pm.
Anais, many thanks. So, if a free member cannot reply to your PM, how do you identify that a member is a free member in order to avoid wasting your time by sending them a PM in the first place?
Quote by NLondonJohn
How can you now tell whether a profile belongs to a premium member or a free member? It used to be one of the filter options on the previous search, but isn't on the new search. Perhaps the answer is that you can't tell anymore - which seems a backward step.
Related to that, I have been looking for, but unable to find, what free members can and cannot do. Can they, for example, send PMs or just winks? If you respond to an advert from a free member, can they reply to you - or are you just wasting your time?
Similarly, if you respond to a wink from a free member, can they reply to your PM?

Bump ............... anybody able to enlighten me?
How can you now tell whether a profile belongs to a premium member or a free member? It used to be one of the filter options on the previous search, but isn't on the new search. Perhaps the answer is that you can't tell anymore - which seems a backward step.
Related to that, I have been looking for, but unable to find, what free members can and cannot do. Can they, for example, send PMs or just winks? If you respond to an advert from a free member, can they reply to you - or are you just wasting your time?
Similarly, if you respond to a wink from a free member, can they reply to your PM?
Nothing arrived here. I hope that the Government's distribution of the anti-viral drugs would be more efficient than their distribution of the leaflets. rolleyes
Quote by nick_w
- be able to add wildcards (the asterix) to the search by username function.

If the "username" box is ticked under the free text box it automatically searches for any username containing the text you searched for (in theory, worked with my username smile )
Nick
True, but you cannot combine the user name with any other filter. For instance, if you look for all females in London, or all gay males or all couples over 70 with "nick" in their username makes no difference; each search will give you the full list of all 3032 members with "nick" in their username - and it will say that they all live 0 miles away from you!
I like the new search facility, but have a couple of observations:
Premium/Trial Members. There now appears to be no way that one can identify trial members. This information does not show on their profile, and the search button was the only way of identifying this. Quite apart from not being able to know which members won't be able to reply (which has already been mentioned) many people used this as a filter of "seriousness" to minimise the chances of contacting the proverbial timewasters.
Last Seen. The default cut-off time of "Over 2 weeks" remains a thoroughly unsatisfactory answer. There is no way of telling the differnce between a member who is taking a short break and one who lost interest years ago. Before the last revamp, the profiles showed when the member last logged on. Couldn't this be re-instated?
Recently Active. What is the definition of "recently active"?
It's probably called Moloko Plus because it's a milk stout ............. and "moloko" is Russian for "milk".
Many of the other slang words in "A Clockwork Orange" were also just tranliterations of Russian words, like "droog" for friend and "tolchock" for blow.
Quote by flower411
Have you ever had a quick furkle with the search button and discovered something that you`d
Forgotton about !!
or
Thought " bloody hell !! Didn`t that one get locked ?"

The funniest thread ever on SH - Roger743's "Idiot's Guide to Swinging for Single Males" from April 2004.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10408.html
............. and I still have no idea why it was locked.
I've never eaten a kebab.
I've never had a beard.
I've never been further than 2 miles from another human being.
Whoops, sorry I missed it ..................... Mind you, when you get to your age, Dippy, you'll find there'll be another one arriving before you know it! lol
Like being abused by dominant women?
Avoid all the hassle and expense of arranging a meet. Just turn up and make a few derogatory remarks at a WRVS conference. (Well, it worked for Tony Blair ......)
If you hear someone singing (then groans),
Or you glimpse a flat cap ‘midst old crones,
Or while in a car park
Spot a bike in the dark,
Don’t worry – it’s just Harry Jones!
It’s terribly sad about Lucy;
She’s addicted to forums, you see.
When not doing that
You’ll find her in chat
- No wonder her profile’s so juicy!
Happy Birthday, Harry ......................... (at least people will be spared your singing when they sing "Happy Birthday" to you!) wink
30% ...... Mind you, it was rather alarming to watch the pointer continuing to rise to 100% before moving to the actual results page. :shock:
And not forgetting …………
“A real man instinctively knows that the correct position of a toilet seat is up – except, of course, when it is actually being sat on to read the newspaper while having a crap.” (Who said men can't multi-task??!!)
Quote by JTS
Nobody is elected prime minister.
The prime minister is the leader of the party with the most elected members.
The party "elects" the prime minister.

Technically, the party elects its leader and the monarch "selects" the prime minister.
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Just to clarify..........I did not mean 3 extra men at once!!! lol

Make your mind up ................ the lads are sitting outside in the minibus with the engine running, ready to drive up to Leeds. :rascal:
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Today, I have been dipping in and out loads, in the forum, and in chat, short and sweet, but driving Mike mad at times, he thinks I am addicted!!!

........... and Mike is right!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
(But please don't let that stop your entertaining posts.)
Strange ........... I suddenly have this irresistable urge to buy a washing machine.
Quote by anais
I always chat in room only - if someone whispers me I carry on chatting in main room to them.

I find this one of the most irritating things in a chatroom. In effect, the two people concerned are carrying on a private conversation but subjecting the rest of the chatroom to a disjointed and meaningless one-sided series of statements.
Responding to unwanted whispers in this way surely just encourages the practice.
Quote by R6_biker
R6_biker's helpful tips for being accepted more easily into Chat:
1) Use CAPITALS - it makes you stand out as everyone always uses lower case
2) Whisper people frequently - especially the users with little single pink icons by their names wink
3) Finally (and people really like this) - if there is anyone on cam tell them exactly what you think they should be doing. Ask them repeatedly too as they may not see the first time. After all, it's like the tele, they are there for your enjoyment
lol

On the subject of helpful tips for the chatrooms, Roger743's Appendix to his "Idiot's Guide to Swinging for Single Males" tells you all you need to know about the chatrooms:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/10408/20.html