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Warming the Bed
No wonder I get lost I don't know my East from my West.
Well from Friday 6/7/4 till Monday 9th I am booked in to a hotel in Newcastle on Tyne.
Working during the day but nights are long and lonely and would love to meet up with a couple or lady.
Unfortunately it will only be me (he) not she.
Well from Friday 6/7/4 till Monday 9th I am booked in to a hotel in Newcastle on Tyne.
Working during the day but nights are long and lonely and would love to meet up with a couple or lady.
Unfortunately it will only be me (he) not she.
Warming the Bed
I am told that all the action happens in the North West.
Well from Friday 6/7/4 till Monday 9th I am booked in to a hotel in Newcastle.
Working during the day but nights are long and lonely and would love to meet up with a couple or lady.
Unfortunately it will only be me (he) not she.
Well from Friday 6/7/4 till Monday 9th I am booked in to a hotel in Newcastle.
Working during the day but nights are long and lonely and would love to meet up with a couple or lady.
Unfortunately it will only be me (he) not she.
Warming the Bed
OK I can't spell too good and my grammer ain't that good either. Smart ass English students. (God your so superior at times)
Want to try a real problem.
Answers on a post card.
The swinging heaven chat room consists of 4 access ports and the offered trafic intensity is 2 erl.
What is the probability that a connection attempt to logon fails due to blocking?
What is the blocking probability, if the number of ports is increased to 6?
Hint use the Erlang B formula for time blocking probability.
Want to try a real problem.
Answers on a post card.
The swinging heaven chat room consists of 4 access ports and the offered trafic intensity is 2 erl.
What is the probability that a connection attempt to logon fails due to blocking?
What is the blocking probability, if the number of ports is increased to 6?
Hint use the Erlang B formula for time blocking probability.
Warming the Bed
Hi Guys
Perhaps if we recounted our recent experiences you might be able to gain something.
It was only during the summer that we decide to do something about our interest in " swinging ". We enjoyed a very health sex life but wanted to spice it up some and the thought of an threesome encounter really turned us on.
What to do about it? We bit the bullet and on the spur of the moment we went to a club. In hindsight we could have been more selective and more careful of which club we went to. On this particular night we turned up at a fetish night and what an eye opener it was. One thing that was confirmed that night was that we were definately not in to pain. Having said all that there was enough going on elsewhere that we were encouraged to pursue futher adventures.
Our second night at a different club was, we thought, boring and at times seedy. Enough said and we won't mention the club by name.
Third time we struck gold and have wished ever since that we went there in the first place. We will mention the name Xtasia in West Brom. Here we had and have continued to have a fantasic time. Its a place were you can totally relax, join in if you wish, simply sit back and watch or dance the night away as if it was a normal club. There is always plenty going on catering for what seems like all tastes.
During all this time we continued to advertise and reply to adverts. For two months we exchanged e-mails phone calls even had a meet . All to no avail. She who is sitting beside me says you just can't tell from a picture. We felt that there were so many time wasters and picture hunters that it was almost impossible to sort out the genuine from the chaff.
We placed an ad on Swinging Heaven 'Lets Meet Up' asking for other couples to meeet and say hi at Xtasia and the results was again pure gold.
The reasons for this are several. One, Saturday nights is couples only night. Great, skip all the single blokes pretending to be couples. Two, meeting at a private club eliminates the time wasters as only genuine people show up. Three, if noboby shows or you simply do not hit it off with the other couple you haven't wasted your night, like we said there is plenty to do and plenty of people to do it with.
After last Saturdays activities we may have to change our nickname NewCouple might get us in trouble with the trade descriptions bods.
Should we start a competition for best new nickname?
We are very happy.
Perhaps if we recounted our recent experiences you might be able to gain something.
It was only during the summer that we decide to do something about our interest in " swinging ". We enjoyed a very health sex life but wanted to spice it up some and the thought of an threesome encounter really turned us on.
What to do about it? We bit the bullet and on the spur of the moment we went to a club. In hindsight we could have been more selective and more careful of which club we went to. On this particular night we turned up at a fetish night and what an eye opener it was. One thing that was confirmed that night was that we were definately not in to pain. Having said all that there was enough going on elsewhere that we were encouraged to pursue futher adventures.
Our second night at a different club was, we thought, boring and at times seedy. Enough said and we won't mention the club by name.
Third time we struck gold and have wished ever since that we went there in the first place. We will mention the name Xtasia in West Brom. Here we had and have continued to have a fantasic time. Its a place were you can totally relax, join in if you wish, simply sit back and watch or dance the night away as if it was a normal club. There is always plenty going on catering for what seems like all tastes.
During all this time we continued to advertise and reply to adverts. For two months we exchanged e-mails phone calls even had a meet . All to no avail. She who is sitting beside me says you just can't tell from a picture. We felt that there were so many time wasters and picture hunters that it was almost impossible to sort out the genuine from the chaff.
We placed an ad on Swinging Heaven 'Lets Meet Up' asking for other couples to meeet and say hi at Xtasia and the results was again pure gold.
The reasons for this are several. One, Saturday nights is couples only night. Great, skip all the single blokes pretending to be couples. Two, meeting at a private club eliminates the time wasters as only genuine people show up. Three, if noboby shows or you simply do not hit it off with the other couple you haven't wasted your night, like we said there is plenty to do and plenty of people to do it with.
After last Saturdays activities we may have to change our nickname NewCouple might get us in trouble with the trade descriptions bods.
Should we start a competition for best new nickname?
We are very happy.
Warming the Bed
He is just back from pub all by himself she is here waiting Pizza Hut take away and red wine waiting. God its a hard life.
But seriously Red Van Man did you watch the same game I did?
A second string Canadian team really gave the All Blacks a hard time in places. Okay Okay they won 68 - 6 but for the first 20 minutes they were awful. Lots of turn overs and handling errors even had trouble winning own line out ball. Any half decent team would have made them pay.
Tommorrows prediction Englan win by 20 points.
But seriously Red Van Man did you watch the same game I did?
A second string Canadian team really gave the All Blacks a hard time in places. Okay Okay they won 68 - 6 but for the first 20 minutes they were awful. Lots of turn overs and handling errors even had trouble winning own line out ball. Any half decent team would have made them pay.
Tommorrows prediction Englan win by 20 points.
Warming the Bed
Fact is stranger than fiction my very first defence case was to defend a Welshman accused of sheep shagging.
He was found guilty.
Afterwards he admitted that it was the best shag of his life and had no regrets.
To this day I can't look at a sheep without imagining stockings and suspenders just like the ones the sheep wore in court.
His punishment was severe too servere in my book he had to buy the whole halls of residence a beer over at the student union.
Ah what fun we had
He was found guilty.
Afterwards he admitted that it was the best shag of his life and had no regrets.
To this day I can't look at a sheep without imagining stockings and suspenders just like the ones the sheep wore in court.
His punishment was severe too servere in my book he had to buy the whole halls of residence a beer over at the student union.
Ah what fun we had
Warming the Bed
How wreid is tihs?
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed
ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig
Whcih jsut geos to sohw alchool dwon pub deos not efcet us at all we sitll mkae prefcet secne. At laest to ohter boleks. :idea:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed
ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig
Whcih jsut geos to sohw alchool dwon pub deos not efcet us at all we sitll mkae prefcet secne. At laest to ohter boleks. :idea:
Warming the Bed
Going back to what HotScot asked!
Yes we have.
To begin with, we looked here to check out the parties and clubs and went to several to investigate "the scene". Discovered that it was something we really enjoyed from there we place an advert and responded to several.
We are specific in what we are looking for ( other couples or bi fems ) and find it easy to flush out the timewasters and photo hunters. We send pictures of ourselves not our bodies and its surprising how many possible contacts diaappear when you ask the ladies to make phone contact woman on woman.
S&C
Have many people actually had a meet via this site?
Yes we have.
To begin with, we looked here to check out the parties and clubs and went to several to investigate "the scene". Discovered that it was something we really enjoyed from there we place an advert and responded to several.
We are specific in what we are looking for ( other couples or bi fems ) and find it easy to flush out the timewasters and photo hunters. We send pictures of ourselves not our bodies and its surprising how many possible contacts diaappear when you ask the ladies to make phone contact woman on woman.
S&C
Warming the Bed
Hi there,
We are off to Xtasia on Saturday night.
Although we have been there once before we would love to meet up with anyone who is also going.
Perhaps you are a regular and will show us around the areas we didn't venture in to before. Perhaps your new too and would join us for mutual support.
At least we can have a drink and a chat.
S&C
We are off to Xtasia on Saturday night.
Although we have been there once before we would love to meet up with anyone who is also going.
Perhaps you are a regular and will show us around the areas we didn't venture in to before. Perhaps your new too and would join us for mutual support.
At least we can have a drink and a chat.
S&C
Warming the Bed
An alternative viewpoint:
Finally, the guy's side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .....Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Finally, the guy's side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .....Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Warming the Bed
Noticed that there has been over 1000 views of the Sticky party game we posted.
Mark tells us that there has been 230 odd downloads.
Guess how many people have told us if they liked or disliked the game or come back with any improvements or suggestions?
You got it! None!
Guess we are not really surprised.
S&C
Mark tells us that there has been 230 odd downloads.
Guess how many people have told us if they liked or disliked the game or come back with any improvements or suggestions?
You got it! None!
Guess we are not really surprised.
S&C
