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NikonPro
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
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Hiya Wiggy,
yes it did have that effect.. lol and if 'it' can be arranged ... yes please ..
I have had a few enquiries but all from locations beyond my range..
cant afford to drive to cheshire for a freebie :lol:
good luck
Chris
Oh Chooey.... you dont need any touching up...( not with photoshop anyway lol )
How can you improve on perfection XX
Well.... I know this is probably a waste of time, I dont normally get many replies, but never mind, he who dares wins ,, as Del boy says..
I have been here a couple of years now and not so much as a sniff of any action..
I realise that lone married blokes are about as popular as Herpes but I thought there
would be maybe just one or two ladies in the same situation.. sexless marriage, looking for a little discreet relief and fun..
However,, I digress... The real reason I am posting this message is once again to let the world know I am a pretty decent ( or indecent ) photographer, offering his services completely free of charge.. All I ask is that you are reasonably local to the Bexley, Greenwich , Dartford areas.. If I am doing a freebie I cant afford to waste money on petrol..
I can offer references from Ladies on this site that will confirm my ability and confidentiality... The usual routine is I come to you.. spend about two hours photographing, then I run through them all with Photoshop to make the best of them, then return them to you on a CD .. No 'favours' are asked in return, although one lady did ask me to join her in a few pictures..which is no problem with a remote trigger..
For the technically minded, my camera is a Nikon D3X .
feel free to drop me a line if you want to discuss it or if you have questions..
Regards Nikon
Quote by Nicekat
I have just lost something important, its in the house but where?
Has the same thing happenned to anyone else and have they ever found the lost item again???

Its in the kitchen drawer
Need to update your profile... ??
A few decent pictures could make all the difference wink
I am a semi pro photographer who will come to your place
and take any style of picture you fancy.. No charges and no favours asked in return.
Just to show I am not just chancing my arm, I can give SH member references and direct you to my photo website if interested..
MUST be local to North west kent. No fees, No charges.
You've seen the program... Now let me do the same for you..
Discreet, Experienced photographer with professional quality equipment can come to
you and give you a free photo session. Update your profile or just
have some interesting shots for private use..
I do not charge a penny and I dont ask any favours in return ( unless you insist lol )
I am in the Bexley area and would be willing to travel to dartford, gravesend, greenwich, woolwich,eltham.. or anywhere else nearby.. As its a freebie I cant afford to travel long distance... and it would need to be Daytimes..
PM me if you want references from other SH members or a link to some of my work
XXX Nik
Quote by Choochie
rats and double damnation - I have to work that evening -grrrrr - all those uniforms too - hope you have fun darlins xxxxx

ChooChoo darlin, just tell me which uniform you like and i will be round.... lol
I can do police paramedic traffic warden lollypop man
at a pinch I can also manage plain clothes police :lol:
or even naked police
your ever lovin Krusty
If you need new pictures for your profile, or some interesting photos as a gift for your partner... check me out and drop me a line..
As long as you are fairly local to me I can come to you and take any style of pictures you need and then I can either leave them with you and delete from camera, or better still edit them with photoshop and return to you on a cd or memory stick..
Cost to you is absolutely nothing....zero....zilch
I can give references from SH members who have used me and can vouch for my discretion.
If you pm me I can direct you to my normal photo site so you can see if you think i am any good
NO CHARGES WHATSOEVER
No favours expected in return ( unless you really want to )
thanks
Nik'
Can also do adjustments to your existing pics with photoshop
Quote by timanderica
I also offer a similar no-fees service in the SW, and have provided photos for quite a few couples on this site. Plus as I'm a Canon user my photos will be in focus (just kidding NikonPro)...lol
Tim

GERTCHAA
Hiya Wiggy,
I have already had a couple of PMs from this ad, but like yourself they all live out in the wilderness.... I would love to photograph you sometime, maybe one day you will have a few days in London.
good luck
XX Chris
If you need new pictures for your profile, or some interesting photos as a gift for your partner... check me out and drop me a line..
As long as you are fairly local to me I can come to you and take any style of pictures you need and then I can either leave them with you and delete from camera, or better still edit them with photoshop and return to you on a cd or memory stick..
Cost to you is absolutely nothing....zero....zilch
I can give references from SH members who have used me and can vouch for my discretion.
If you pm me I can direct you to my normal photo site so you can see if you think i am any good
NO CHARGES WHATSOEVER
No favours expected in return ( unless you really want to lol )
thanks
Nik'
I offer a similar service to the original poster... ( not video ) Ime not trying to pinch his trade because my area is 100 miles due south from his...
You cant put other peoples pictures on your own profile...you cant even mention who's pictures you have already done !! The admin will delete... In fact if I was to take your pics and you mentioned on your profile that pics were by me...they will delete that too...
If you are interested in new profile pictures completely free and totally discreet
I can help out if you are within easy range of Bexleyheath Kent..
If you PM me I can give you links to my work.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I was Mrsgoggins when I first joined, as I run a post office. Personal issues meant I felt the need for a change and my hubby suggested I use a reference to my notoriously poor memory (fluff'n'stuff is what fills Winnie the Pooh's head) rolleyes I miss Mrsgoggins though sad

I miss Mrs Goggins too......where are you :-(
My name pretty much explains what i do
Send me 1st class train tickets and provide accomodation and I might think about it
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If anyone in my area would like some top quality profile pics, or to be photographed just for the fun of it.. I would be glad to help out, as long as you are in easy reach of my location.. Bexley, Dartford, woolwich, Greenwich, Eltham... that sort of area..
I have pro level equipment and have already helped out several people on here..
I am 100% discreet, 100% respectful and best of all... 100% FREE.
Drop me a pm and I can give you more details and references.
Sorry to say I am down in London, wish I was there :doh:
Could I send some in a jar ??? rotflmao
Chris
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

anywhere in NW Kent or SE London ( based in bexley )

Why do these posts never come from someone in the north west :sad:
Hope you have fun Nikon wink
The North west.... do people really live up there ?? :shock: lol
Sounds good to me...
Dont forget, if you fancy some decent new profile pics or any other pics
( dont ask me to do your wedding lol )
Just Drop me a line if you want to discuss it... No charges and no "favours" asked..
Nikon
anywhere in NW Kent or SE London ( based in bexley )
Well... after a lot of hoo haa and discussion it seems I am allowed to offer my services
to other members of this site...
I am a fairly good photographer, but not a professional.. It is a full time hobby for me and I have some good quality Nikon equipment and portable studio lights..
If anyone who lives within easy travelling distance from me would like some new adult style profile pictures taken I would be happy to help out.. Singles or couples..
I would come to you ..take pics of any type whatsoever and after a little editing would return them a few days later on a CD.
I can promise complete discretion
I would make no charge of any kind and do not ask sexual favours in return..
I am doing this because I love photography of all types and would like to gain more experience with naked bodies and sexual acts..
I have already photographed a few ladies on here, but am not allowed to say who they are..
If you are interested please PM me and I can direct you to a website where my
non adult pictures are stored..
Please let me stress once more that I am asking for NO payment of any kind
thanks for reading
Chris ( Nikonpro )
Thanks for the reasoned reply Nola, better than calling your customers whingers...
I am not running any kind of commercial enterprise and I seek no payment or reward
like everyone on this site I am doing what I do for the fun of it...
we all get our pleasure in different ways... If I offer to come round and pee in your ear that is acceptable, if i offer to take your picture then I am doing wrong..
buggered if I can understand the logic behind it ??
Quote by Shireen
D700 eh?? Mmmmm now talk even dirtier and tell me what lenses you have *fans self*

Hello again Shireen,
well you asked, so here it is... Hope I dont bore you lol
I am an old fart with more money than good sense and too much time on my hands..
plus a passion for taking pictures....pictures of absolutely anything.
I have the Nikon D700 plus Nikon lenses...14-24mm...24-70mm...70-200
85mm ( 1.4 ) 105mm makro .. I also have some portable studio gear,
Calumet strobes which I have used to photograph a few ladies on this website.
Hope that got your juices flowing.. drop me a pm and tell me about your photography
Hi ChooChoo,
I cant understand their attitude at all.. It seems as if the moderators are
working independently of each other...and interpreting the rules in their own way..
In this very thread, Mal, a moderator says .........
currently we do allow photographers as long as they don't charge.
why dont you drop a line to admin and ask for their logic behind there action in removing my name ?
I was under the impression that it was US, the members who are the paying customers here??
Quote by Shireen
pps
Oxford dictionary : fetish
a course of action to which one has an excessive and irrational commitment.
that can be taking pictures cant it ??

Errr it might be redface
Now.... Talk dirty to me and tell me what gear you have :rascal:
Shireen (Canon user but lusts after a Nikon D3s)
D700