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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
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Quote by flower411
Something my grandad said to me years ago;
Every man deserves your respect, until he shows you he does'nt.
Bit of a misogynist was he?
You`d never struck me as the PC type before !!
Just wind em up as it suits ya really ....or are you going to explain your way out of this one ?
Oh !!! That !!
Gosh ... that really put me in my place .
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Quote by flower411
Something my grandad said to me years ago;
Every man deserves your respect, until he shows you he does'nt.
Bit of a misogynist was he?
You`d never struck me as the PC type before !!
Just wind em up as it suits ya really ....or are you going to explain your way out of this one ?
(though for some reason the S's are my current fave).Quote by Aristophanes
I wouldn't trust the post office with anything important.
I trusted the Post Office with my wife once... she ended up having an affair with one of her co-posties, then buggered off with him!
So as you can gather I'm the PO's biggest fan and won't hear anything bad said against it!
:twisted:
Quote by kentswingers777
Or maybe just a dig at me perhaps?
You missed the possessive apostrophe. :twisted:
Quote by Dave__Notts
But there is no place called Agincourt Steve
Someone who wrote British history mis-spelled the place name. From that day to this we celebrate the battle of Agincourt, but there is no such place. However, there is an Azincourt and this fits the area where the battle was fought.
Dave_Notts
It matters not......The French still lost :lol2:
But they won one :thumbup:
Nope, that was the Vikings...ok, Frenchified Vikings, but vikings non the less.
Second or third generation. So they were more French than viking. They had viking roots, same as Robert the Bruce had French roots but was still Scottish.
Dave_Notts
When did this turn into Gardener's Question Time?
Quote by Dirtygirlie
It's just the same as any bank holiday... ie a fricken' nuisance that interrupts my routine and means that I'm bound to have run out of something cos the shops are shut
They're only shut for one day. You're not THAT bad at planning are you? I bet not really.
:D:D:DPlanning isn't the problem. I never know what day I'm on so can never be sure that when I show up at a shop whether it will be closed or not.
The other reason planning isn't a problem is because I never plan... I never know what I'm going to need beyond 'tomorrow'. I have no concept of the passage of time. It's a real ball-acher
You need:
A calendar
A watch
A list
Sorted! :bounce:
I had all three... forgot where they all are :(
With the exception of the watch, now I just know where I am in the day, just not where I am in the week/month/year.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
what if the couple are not a vanilla couple but just a couple who meet up and swing together and then they meet a single guy, are the coupel still considered as one if so so which one pays then ??
what if only one part of the couple watches and one plays? who pays then and what percentage?
what if the people in the room next door hear them having sex and find it enjoyable, should they contribute?
oh dear what if one person enjoys it and one doesnt?
is it bogof when 3 people meet?
i think ill stick to dogging...
oh god what if the car park requires a ticket? who pays? what if the guy takes tolong to come and i run into a extra hours parking fee? what if we get the clamp whos fault is that?
youve opened a can of worms here.
lol
xx fem xxx
:P
Quote by anais
Just discovering that there's a second season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
When does it start please? I didn't hear what they said after the last one... :sad:
I've no idea for this country. I just d/l the Xvids from the US airings. Sorry.
But if it's of any help they're up to episode 11 as of this week.
Quote by Ice Pie
If money can't buy love, why don't tramps have girlfriends?
If money can't buy happiness, why is Richard Branson always smiling?
If money can't buy loyalty, why don't I quit my job every time I get a pay rise?
To those who say money isn't everything, I say you're right. It isn't everything. It just happens to be the medium of exchange for everything.
It's been scientifically proven that there is only one thing money can't buy... poverty!
Quote by foxylady2209
It's just the same as any bank holiday... ie a fricken' nuisance that interrupts my routine and means that I'm bound to have run out of something cos the shops are shut
They're only shut for one day. You're not THAT bad at planning are you? I bet not really.
:D:D:DPlanning isn't the problem. I never know what day I'm on so can never be sure that when I show up at a shop whether it will be closed or not.
The other reason planning isn't a problem is because I never plan... I never know what I'm going to need beyond 'tomorrow'. I have no concept of the passage of time. It's a real ball-acher
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Respect...
It's about knowing the difference between what's appropriate and what's not. Knowing when the time is right to have a joke and when it's time to take a moment and think about other people's feelings before you open your gob and let your belly rumble in an attempt at humour.
:undecided:
Nahhhh! :twisted:
Quote by kentswingers777
Is there anything there that anyone wants to pick the bones from in that? :shock:
As a single male...
Do you validate parking?
Do you refund fuel costs?
Do you supply complimentary mints on the pillow?
You know what Peanut, I am def warming to you....Wicked reply.
I did think that free condoms maybe overstepping the mark though
Quote by splendid_
Is there anything there that anyone wants to pick the bones from in that? :shock:
As a single male...
Do you validate parking?
Do you refund fuel costs?
Do you supply complimentarymints on the pillow?
can I just have the abusive ones ?
Sorry, I think you misread mints for markz :P
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