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Peanut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
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Quote by travlinmanukok
good karma and the voice of others on here gonna take a back burner and just look and listen .....mail me for info but the forumms....hmmmmmmmmmm good luck exceptm that knows me for a genuine guy the rest,,,,jst fuck off ....
you know who
you are ( conccience )
steve xx
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Quote by Calista
non practiscing ..............are you blind oh for buddahs sake ?......read the manuel ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''///////////
Do you mean the emanuel? Hallaulah we have converted him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Praise the lord.
Yeah, Hawaii 5-0 won't ever be the same since he's gone
Wasn't she the soft porn queen?
Yup, soft and a little bit sweaty. Mmmmmm
Quote by Lucyandmike7
non practiscing ..............are you blind oh for buddahs sake ?......read the manuel ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''///////////
Do you mean the emanuel? Hallaulah we have converted him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Praise the lord.
Yeah, Hawaii 5-0 won't ever be the same since he's gone
Quote by Calista
I like a drink to relax me as I get dreadful nerves, but I'm a terrible drunk, not in a nasty way, I just get daft and over friendly
I try not to drink socially now, just at home.
Hmmm, an anti-social drinker who gets daft when drunk... now where did I put that bottle of brandy?
Quote by Calista
here, in the urban sprawl Jimmy may be indulging that new popular urban sport named by the French; Parquet I believe it's called called.
Free-running, roof-top to roof-top. Using the street furniture as they go for spring boards and jumping-off points.
very gracefull and quite a philosophy behind it all so I understand.
lp
:giggle: I think you mean Parkour!
Isn't that what the French fans of Quadrophenia wear on their scooters?
Quote by __random_orbit__
That Jimmy must be lucky enough to live near the sea I should think.
here, in the urban sprawl Jimmy may be indulging that new popular urban sport named by the French; Parquet I believe it's called called.
Free-running, roof-top to roof-top. Using the street furniture as they go for spring boards and jumping-off points.
very gracefull and quite a philosophy behind it all so I understand.
And eventually the whole of the Metropolis is to have wonderfull woodblock layed on all surfaces. Quite astounding.
lp
Sod the parquet, I want to be laid on all surfaces :shock:
Quote by Dave__Notts
As I have been typing this. Another example has sprung in my head. Child says "But I only did it coz Jimmy done it" Dad says "Would you jump off a cliff if Jimmy told you to do it?" This has been told to kids for generations..........this is the same as the excuse "I was expected to......" in my mind.
Is that Jimmy the base-jumper or Jimmy the bungie-jumper?
Quote by Calista
And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd have swapped a vasectomy with a hysterectomy with you Peanut ... but you'd have had to go through all the problems pre and post to appreciate it ;) :twisted:
With the peculiar, and long lasting side-effects of mine I'd be happy to swap.
Hot flush anyone?
Do cold flushes count? After every bloody meal courtesy of Novorapid. Cold flushes, hot flushes and everything in between. It's like bloody menopause in reverse
Quote by Dave__Notts
So, apart from the bread......
what have the French ever done for us??!!
Perfected the short back and sides?
They taught us how to stick two fingers up to everyone (a l'Agincourt)
Do you mean Azincourt? Can't find an Agincourt on a French map, only Azincourt.
Dave_Notts
See? I told you about the French letters... in this case it's the z :P
Quote by travlinmanukok
.....another good tip look for the scars left and right
Mine was done right down the middle. The sadist git even flopped both testicles out and asked me to look!
The worst bit was lying flat on my back, cock taped to my lower belly looking into the eyes of a masked female trainee GP who was drop dead gorgeous with the eyes of a film star.
So I've got a doc with a knife at my balls and a doc with the sexiest eyes ever at the top end. My dick just didn't know what to do...
...in the end it just lay there, looking forlorn and shrivelled (even more than normal!).
Not my finest hour
Oh yeah, it fucking hurt too!
Yes they use a local, but in those days they didn't even use anaesthetic gel to dull the first jab.
And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:
