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Perforated_cat

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10 Jun 2004

Hi Clare, your not losing it judging by your latest piccy :therethere:
When he gets home (bet he has by now) ignore him all night... then in the morning ignore him and when he gets home tomorrow night... ignore him.
He will be gagging for you by Saturday, just like the rest of us single men on here!!! lol

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8 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
mark hi!
i use aol for my connection, but run it minimised and do all my browsing in IE, and i've never had any probs. but it's cos aol's such a crap browser that i do that, so don't know if this helps in any way shape or form? ;-)
neil

Opps, yeah I do that too.

8 Jun 2004

Hi
Will be popping up to a mates house in Manchester this w/e and wondered what life was like further north.
Anyone fancy 'bumping into us' whilst we are out? One shy, one not.

8 Jun 2004

No
But I doubt if me replying makes you feel any better! confused

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8 Jun 2004

AOL user reporting no problems, I get to see all the boobs I like and occassionally see something orrible by mistake

7 Jun 2004

Red
Dont let it die

6 Jun 2004

Quote by Marya
I'm a newbie and I'm not great - I'm bloody marvellous!
If you don't believe me just ask..... who?
Is it not an invasion of privacy for me to post on here the names of people I've had the pleasure of pleasuring? Or is that just bragging??
Mxx

Hi Marya
Ok fair point, newbies wont have any recommends... what do you want the moon on a stick?
Yes technically you'd have to ask and receive permission to post on the Feedback forum, but still those who agreed would benefit and those who didn't would get along fine without your feedback.
Do I need to ask before quoting you or is a public post fair game? Maybe I would have to ask you if I used an edited version of your post, which I could twist into a whole new meaning for those who skipped your reply and just read mine that appeared below it.
I'm trying to say that all systems have a way they can be got round or misued, but a system based on being nice to people is surely better than one that picks fault? Remember this is all optional, not being forced on people - maybe you have a meet with someone and then say can you say I'm great on the Feedback forum?
P.S. Why has the NE become a bastion of swinging only after I move away from the area?!? (Don't answer that sad

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6 Jun 2004

I have read the replies to this thread briefly, but I get the jist of the thoughts (I think)
People dont want rules, mud slinging is dangerous, the Mods dont want extra work, single guys shouldn't be restricted (ok maybe thats my thought smile

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) but most of all "problem" people could just login with a different name!
How about a new spin on an old idea :idea: Instead of shaming people, you praise people? You dont have to confirm they have a ten foot willy, just says a few nice things about them and state they are genuine.
The only rule is you can only make constructive comments, negative info is deleted by the Mods (sorry guys for the extra work).
Hopefully people (including the deaded Single Man) will want to keep up the air of respectability once they attain it. You can always check someone against what everyone else thinks about them, a little like feedback on ebay.
Yes, yes a guy could login several times and blow his own trumpet but you'd have to credit him with persistance at the very least. Besides, the feedback for such a wunning canker would likely be along the lines of "Yes, its ten foot long", "He was great" or if they are true to form "I'm John, just to say I'm as great as I say I am!" (No offence to anyone called John by the way)

6 Jun 2004

You are dumped! :cry:

6 Jun 2004

Claire
Sex in a lift doesn't have that much appeal for me, whenever I go in one I still think of that scene from Omen 2 confused

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Done: Inside a car in a carpark, not very exciting but for the audience of drunken blokes that were on their way home. But for the fact it was a steamy session in summer and the windows misted up, it could well have been an unscheduled gang bang.
Fantasy: On video, but one with a story, several different scenes and a few different actors. Personal use only, unless I appeared as a masked man!

6 Jun 2004

Hi
There seems to be a growing trend in problems with single guys on this site and soon it could be that single men are BANNED or at the least VETTED. As a newly single guy it would be a pain in the ass if these problems caused me to lose access to an excellant site!
The main problems seem to be:
1/
PMing couples or single women (or single men for that matter) who explictly state NO SINGLE MALES. What are you expecting, they put it down in capitals by accident? :doh:
2/
Getting names wrong? This takes the biscuit. Are you sending out so many PMs that you get confused or is it you can't be arsed to take any care over your replies? Either way it suggests to other people something about your nature. Cut and paste replies are the ultimate insult, you might as well send one email and address it to your list of Potencial Shags. banghead

banghead

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No shows. I'm sure if you said up front you just wanted to exchange PMs or emails then you'd find a few people that just wanted that also. No need to put people through the agony of wondering why you didn't show up. If you do show up and choose to lurk and then think I'm not really up for this, have the decency to go over buy the people a drink and say SORRY! confused

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4/
The shite standard of posts in the Lets Meet Up forum. Maybe they are getting PM replies, but as it looks on the forum the success rate is dire. Having to wade through endless "Up for it", "I'll shag anyone", "I'm huge, let me prove it" or "I'm the only pussy eater in the UK" is a real chore. Its the sheer volume of the bloody things! mad

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Posting as a single guy in the Women seeking Men catagory, which frankly is most annoying for other single men! If you can't get this right I expect you are going to have very few replies, though it could be a clear marketing trick. wink

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Please, please, please think about what your doing. Single men are getting a reputation worse than junk mai, in fact I was surprised we weren't on that Brassed off Britain program. biggrin

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31 May 2004

Silly question, easy answer biggrin

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31 May 2004

Whenever I'm out running along the canal I pass lots of Narrow Boats and the curtains are always shut. Now, obviously they are watching Eastenders and don't want the sun reflecting on their TV sets but...
Does any swinging ever go on inside these Narrow Boats or is that as likely as dogging in a Reliant Robin? :dry:

31 May 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
How do you go up to a complete stranger and start talking to them?

Easy. Enrol in a media studies course at your local Poly. They'll give you a clipboard and a hi-vi and you can stand outside supermarkets saying "Hello, I wonder if you could spare a few moments of your time to answer this really fucking stupid survey I'm doing for my Mickey Mouse degree."
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This is a new type of degree surely, as mine consisted of pissing it up down the Union and learning to zoom in and out as much as possible with an outdated camera.
But I can make a passable porno if anyones interested.

31 May 2004

That should have been YOUR smile in the flesh!
Honest wink

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31 May 2004

Hi Claire, hope you had a great weekend.
I dont what to cast doubt on your character but I'll except anything your offering. You are so sexy I would even experience the joys of driving in Grantham at 5 o'clock for a chance to see you smile in the flesh.
Maybe you could adopt me, I'm well trained. :taz:

26 May 2004

:idea: How about a compromise? :idea:
You change the avatar to the secretary look (must have the glasses on!) and show a little cleavage, perhaps a stocking top if Kb's permit.
If that offends any boob lovers, you could always send them a photo via PM.

26 May 2004

Hi Claire
I'm ready :sparring: to fight them all off duel

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just to kiss ya kiss

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As long as I gets me platefull biggrin

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26 May 2004

A variety of hairstyles is a good thing, it makes everybody different and going from one style to another can be quite exciting. On a purely practical note, being trimmed prevents valuable time being lost (plucking hairs from your mouth) during oral sex confused

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A possible reason for 'shaven havens' in strip clubs could be to do with getting a licence, as its an offence to show pubic hair in public and not having any kind of gets around this - you know what the laws like for loopholes!

25 May 2004

I have noticed something recently, that the stories by men don't last very long!
Anything in that?

25 May 2004

My vote goes to Claire
Not only are they great looking but its the way they seem to be being offered to you!

18 May 2004

Hi
After watching Executive Decision last nite (quite a good film) and seeing Miss Berry in action, I was wondering if anyone looked a little like her? A Will Smith double is optional.
Thanks smile

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18 May 2004

Hi Clare and Steve
First off, can I say I wished I'd joined this site before I left Lincolnshire a few years ago. If I'd seen Clares picture I never would never have left!
To the poll, give Steve his FFM threesome. The reason being if either of the two ladies likes the idea of a strap-on then you can have your FMM threesome the same night without another person (kind of confused

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I've just talked my way out of a job haven't I sad

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Have fun anyway

16 May 2004

Erm, when you send a PM the file has to be under 50KB. We are trying to send a PM but our JPEG is 98KB. Help!
Thanks in advance

12 May 2004

A packet of Smash
A tin of corned beef
A kettle of water
Take a bowl, make up Smash using boiling water. Whilst its still hot, mix in the corned beef and serve from the bowl.
Add a knob of butter, if you want real luxury.

12 May 2004

Why did I do this twice?

12 May 2004

I agree that they should be enjoyed, rather than taken as a life experience you have missed out on that "normal people" are experiencing every day. In fact the slightly dubious ones are often the most enjoyable.
Whats the other option? Adding BASED ON A TRUE STORY will only lead to the trend towards every story being true, then some being somehow truer, leading to the truier, the truiest, the truely true and the stories that are preceeded by A N Other's: The Best Night of My Life.
Thanks for your thoughts so far.

11 May 2004

Just wondered (not doubting anyone) if the stories are... erm... 100% accurate?
Some seem a little... too good to be true.
Not suggesting "prove it or remove it" or anything, was just curious.
Ta

11 May 2004

Yeah, ok I know the answer to that!
But, anything happening in the swinging sense in Wiltshire? Any friendly PM's welcome.
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11 May 2004

Try chopped liver.
Not sure if you cook it or take it raw, but as you want pink pussy I suggest you do the later confused

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