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Perforated_cat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
Bisexual Female, 40
0 miles · Stoke-on-Trent

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One wallpaper spotter, a few people declaring their bits are famous and the a hijack about the price of noodles... no bad for the first post in ages.
I think you can pay as much as 34p for a packet of noodles (not those supanoodles), but they taste just as crap as the cheap and cheerfull variety - probably best to make your own flavouring anyway. At least you could prepare them in a kettle when your cooker wasn't working due to the damp having rotted the wiring - happy days confused
Anyone ever looked at an ad in their locality (or from somewhere they have previously lived) and thought "I recognise that wallpaper"?
Just curious
Once again, wait for the cheque to clear - its how things are done on ebay!
Should you end up using paypal, check they pay in the right currency confused
If your bank charges you £30 for their bounced check, change your bank.
I voted for Foxy in the end, but it was close run thing.
Perhaps it should have been broken down into catagories - position adopted to show said bum, additional factors (colouring in the case of Marya), perhaps even a word or two from the ladies about how their bake cookies and visit older relatives on a regular basis?
Quote by DaHamsta
*Bites lip so hard it bleeds*

Why?
I'm not suggesting for one minute that a person taking AD's is wrong to do so... I'm just saying that...
a) 21 is a very young age to be on anti-depressants
b) Doctors today are quick to hand them out
If that's offensive then i'd genuinely like to know why?
21 is a young age to take ADs, but better Funk takes them now than in ten years time wish he'd taken them a lot sooner.
Some doctors hand them out like sweets, so it would be best not to use that doctor if you seriously want longterm help from them. That said, some doctors are very good, so I guess you do a bit of research yourself and then pick your doctors brains - if they know less than you, make an appointment with a different doctor!
Thats what I had to do, i swear one doctor was on commission the way he wouldn't even hear of another perscription mad
Funk
YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT, admitting it was a very big step!
Quote by foxylady 123
How many men opened this thread hoping it was an offer from foxylady, I wonder? :P

LOL, what sort offer would you l ike, perforated cat???
Upon reflection I could ahve picked a better tittle for this thread!!! Still whats done is done!!
If that really is your bum foxy, I can think of lots of offers you could make that would get my blood pumping!
As to this posessive thing, I'm fine with you talking to anyone - and you can do anything you like with them, as long as I can watch ;)
Quote by freckledbird
maybe he wants the mean, mode and the median...though i'm sure i can't understand why he wants any of them to be honest lol

Nor can I.
My idea of a good night in isn't exactly spending it number crunching, unless it was with Carol Vordaman!
I might be tempted to do a bit of arithmatic and work out what the average bra size on SH was, but I wouldn't use mean, mode or medium - I'd use the man method wink
I dont think theres an average swinger... not here anyway. Some are bad, some seem mad, and some are very sad (but enough of the single guys).
Statistically we could find the average age, but thats about it.
Damn, using that Avatar again makes me very sad that I wont be coming to the munch any longer :cry:
Whats the average age of the average swinger?
Is it something you discover later in life?
Just curious.
Drinking alcohol and taking perscription drugs is obviously bad, taking two days off for drinking so you dont mix them is obviously bl**dy silly, but just a thought...
Your mate is at least getting out, and one of the problems I had was NOT wanting to go out. I didn't feel like socialising, I didn't feel like doing anything at all. By going out at weekends at least hes part way to becoming 'normal' so he needs to be encouraged to keep going out, but without drinking alcohol.
As not drinking might make him seem a bit of an outsider, and you DONT want that to happen, why not forgo the alcohol yourself? Sure he'll cope with not drinking if somebody else is missing out too.
When all's said and done, he has one thing in his favour, someone who is taking an interest in him and isn't afraid of getting involved.
NEVER butt out of his life
NEVER say "snap out of it"
NEVER believe him when hes says he's over it
Blue
:idea: :idea: :idea:
I dont know you hardly at all, but I can guess that not ever year of your life has been a fanstastic year. Therefore, if a few guys dont turn up or are completely useless, then that will simply reflect those years that weren't much cop.
Maybe you could refer to guys as years, rather than buy name. So after a very exhaustive and fantastic shag, you'd say "wow, you were like 2001 all over again" and the ones who don't turn up would simply be referred to as the years from your childhood as they act like bl**dy children! mad
Any guys who last a few minutes, we'll those would represent those years that just seemed to fly by wink
Wow, a thread I started that didn't die within days!
Thanks Venus, it helps me sleep at night to know I brought that girl a small amount of pleasure by looking awkward, when she just saw me as the umpteenth person to buy a porn mag after pretending to look at everything else in the shop.
It may have been crap, but it was the cheaper end of the market and at least one story was fairly good (but nothing on the Swinger Stories). It was my first pruchase in years, my ex-girlfriend always used to buy the mags - hows that for equality Claire!
Any of the ladies want any old (not worn or erm, used confused ) magazines to look at, just ask and I'll bring them to the Munch.
Anyone tried burning them off by applying a naked flame. :twisted:
I've had problems with ingrowing hairs on my face, so I have to go around looking like Phil Mitchell. Have to say thats the last thing I'd want to see if I was going down on someone!!!
Anyone find a miricle cure, pass it on. King of Shaves did a little good, but as to cutting the hair below the skin I found wet shaving or electric shaving still gives you the same problem. Even heard it was genetic from somewhere. mad
Good luck
Hi Claire
Wow, a chance to meet you... and Steve
Seriously, I'd like to be invited and bring along my sometime girlfriend if she decides if she can get the time off.
Hope you'll still offer your sillyhwoar: on a plate (with Steve's permission of course)
Good luck with the organising!!!
I bought a certain type of magazine (not naming it, as it was crap) at a service station late on sunday night. I was served by a young and attractive girl and I couldn't help thinking it was a little uncomfortable for her (and a bit for me). redface
At least a bought a chocolate bar and a drink at the same time but should I have taken my own brown paper bag (as they don't do carrier bags in service stations)? Perhaps bought it somewhere else entirely? Or in this day and age, should I just flaunt my crap porn mag in public and be damned?
Shagging a porn star wouldn't really be all that good would it?
All hot and sweaty under the lights, half a dozen people watching you, a woman on standby to play with you when the old fella was getting a bit tired, the insistance on anal sex to play a part, that and two women having to be involved most of the time...
Mmm biggrin
But then some idiot shouts "cut" and tells you to pull out and go back to what you were doing in scene 5, which frankly wasn't as fun cos you had a camera nearly stuffed up your ass mad
I guess you take the good with the bad.
>Yet to be decided. come on people, what do we want? a camping w'emd starting fri >through till sunday, a shorter w'end or a meet in a pub/other venue?
Camping friday to sunday gets my vote, especially in this weather! If we camp near a pub then that allows for everyone to be happy. Sure a few hotels will rear the heads too.
>I know of a campsite in somerset that advertises specifically for "members of certain > Adult Groups". If there's enough interest I'm happy to visit and check it out
Mmm, not sure one that advertises for certain members is the best to go for? For one thing I thought a munch was mainly a meeting that didn't descend into an orgy, so any campsite would be ok. Besides, a poll a while back (I found that in at the same time I found this thread) suggests that the most popular place for a SW munch was Devon with 31% of the vote.
Guess your just born lucky mate!
As to the organising, what say we cut through the crap and organise it ourselves then get a beautiful local girl to front the munch so we at least attract one other person than ourselves? But even with three of us, at least we tried and partially suceeded... what do you think? Personally I think you should keep it all in public (the info not the munch), these PMs keep things secret and fill up your inbox and stops everyone seeing that the idea is still hot. Besides that, if the host drops out or their email access goes down, then the whole thing grinds to a halt.
That way you can have it the first w/e of September, which gets my vote too.
What with threads sinking to the bottem of a page in the space of a few minutes, I never saw this till today when I searched for "anything happening in the southwest, no matter how seemingly unimportant it my seem, you damn computer!"
Is this SW munch going to go ahead, are any dates being pushed around at present, is it in Bristol or the Southwest wink and is it under canvas or inside a pub?
Genuine offer of help given, clearing up and stuff, but somebody needs to bite the bullet and say when and where - we can sort out the details after that. Otherwise we may as well have it in an apple orchard, so at least by the time its organised we could have made some cider smile
It seems to me that the people who are partly responsibly for the terrorist attacks, the govenment, are those who will be the safest during them. evil
The same was true during the threat of nuclear war, the people who instigated it (or didn't prevent it) would be in a bunker whilst the rest of us would just face the consequences of THEIR actions, though on the upside at least you couldn't moan about the lack of hot weather and could do a bit of sunbathing during the initial ICBM strikes. cool
Perhaps the thing to do, if you ever got a warning about a Terrorist/Nuclear attack, would be to grab your local MP and make sure they faced it out with the masses. At least that would be one less idiot that would be helping to rebuild the country! :idea:
VenusnMars
Glad you both are getting this sorted as I had the experience of being ilegally evicted once, nothing through the courts, just the landlord came round changed the locks and said be out by tomorrow. This was in my student days, where crap landlords were the norm, but it still has left a few scars.
Very happy you will not experience this, good luck for the future biggrin
P.S.
When will Venus be voted funniest boobs of 2004, for that avatar?
I think Marya has made some good points and I would like to read her assignment in full as, having completed a media degree, I too ranted on about the subject in at least one essay.
If these games were cutting edge, "wow, games that are full of blood and guts" then maybe (just maybe) that could be seen as influencial. But they are in fact imitating the world as it is, where people do go around streets and cause other people harm and most people look the other way. Don't blame the PC game or the films for violence, they are just reflecting how people are now-a-days.
I disagree with Mayra that we didn't have "golden days" when you could "keep your house unlocked", I think we did. I am just 31, but in my life I have seen a worrying trend in people not giving a toss about their fellow man (or woman). How this came about, who knows, but it's how things are now and that is why its acceptable to fill the shelves with bloodthirsty games and gory films. It wouldn't surprise me if we actually went back to Gladiators, starting with a bit of violence and soon ending up with people dying on TV, televised executions, "documentaries" on abuse to children and animals would be old hat by then of course. Life is surprisingly cheap nowadays, lead stories in papers are about Beckham having a fling, whilst on page seven hundreds die in earthquakes somewhere. The war in Iraq seemed so bad, as did 9-11, but does it invoke such feeling now? I don't think it does, unless your directly involved, its just yesterdays news sad to say.
Phew! So I guess I'm saying the worlds crap, except for the bit you exercise your influence over. So do your best, but don't worry because in a decades time this will all have been a mildy violent time.
NOTE
I have now thought of another reason why I'd like to see Marya's essay and it has something to do with the redness of her ass in that Avatar. Guilty, even I have been corrupted.
Wow I thought it was only me that had this accent thing
1/ Scottish, though I accept that is a bit vague for a country with a wide variety of
accents but I'd know it when I heard the area I'm after.
2/ Welsh, having a quarter welsh blood I guess this is just going back to your roots but it
could be from all my time spent watching Zulu
3/ Somewhere up north, where the girls who phone up at work come from. Can't remember if they say chuck, duck or pet?
Up the British!!! lol
Hi Steve
I am one of those idiots that posted a few times and then went away sad
It wasn't my fault though, honest, I lost my internet connection and could visit the site from work as we have a snopper who checks all the sites visited. Why else do you think I would miss out on seeing the lovely Clare's avatar? confused
I'd still like to come to the NW munch, please can I come if I promise to be more active now that I'm able to visit the site again?
Hi Mel
No replies yet, dont let it get you down sad Hopefully you'll meet lots of people at the NW munch including myself, as otherwise I'm a bit far away from you.
What are you looking for by the way?
Take care