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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Actually, a dirty and drawn out divorce can do a lot to cure your love problem.
I offered my ex the house and all contents, all I wanted to keep was my pension. She turned it down and resorted to blackmail and abusive texts and various threats, wanting 55% of my pension as well.
I used to dream about her for the first six months, but 18 months later and a few grand in solicitors fees, I don't anymore.
You really get to find out who the person is when money is involved.
Hey dark, I'm phsycic look, I quoted you before you wrote... or maybe I've got premature ejaculation lol
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Kudos to the two who did then eh? :thumbup:
unfortunately its a fact of life that many people get off on just thinking about it and the motions of planning it, with no intention of turning up :sad: but those are the few who spoil it for the rest poke
next time perhaps consider guys you already know & who will feel some sense of comeback if they dont turn up, strangers in LMU quite simply dont have that concern wink

Nail & head....
There are genuine guys, you've just got to know or sort the wheat from the chaff, so to speak.
being single has nowt to do with where I'll be, it's work that rules that....
I'll be in a hotel near Wembley, alone :cry: unless any lady feels equally alone and needs a night out wink
Phoenix waits for the tumbleweed to blow by
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Following break up of my marriage, i suffered very very badly from stress,

Same thing here, but didn't suffer any other physical side effects like you apart from depression, stress related stomach problems, lack of appetite and a complete loss of sex drive.
Once self esteem returned, I could once again "rise to the occasion"...
Maybe in some instances, it is a mental barrier rather than a physical one dunno , was with me.
Happy birthday , hope it's not to cold up there, ruddy well is here.
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which is fine....if you stay as manufactured couples :thumbup:

You take charge of the condoms smile although that's still no guarantee if the only thing on the guys mind is "notches" regardless of protection or not rolleyes Which brings it back to another reason why it's more expensive for single guys.
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've put very little thought into a name, and how it will lead to them being percieved as they're only here for a quick shag anyway.

So, if I change my username to
geriatricoldfartwithviagrasupply, I'll get slow shags lol
Ooops, not an escort redface :shock: , a willing lady, who I will accompany for the entire visit.
Being a gent, I will move away if she wishes but also there when needed. It's just polite to do so and gets you return invites.
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what do all the other single blokes think about this anyway? dunno

Fact of life ...
My local club has a long long waiting list for single male membership, regardless of membership fee and entry fee... I've ordered my zimmer frame to help me in the queue.
Do I care, not really, I can get the occasional female escort in if I want and pay couples entry fees.
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If anyone know where couples only get to pay £10 to £20 ....let us know....the one we use to regularly go to as gone up to an unnessessary ,considering it was always busy there was no need to increase the prices!

Utopia, Weds/ Thurs/Sundays , couples = £15
we've been recommended this place....we must give it a try sometime!
Wet area is great, but there is a reason it's only £15 on those nights..... it's dead confused
yes but even at the weekend,its must still be reasonable priced,i've noticed that clubs north of the watford gap are fairly priced compared to down here in the south east!
£35 on Fri/Sat, which is more expensive than the nearby Chameleons and more expensive then the Manchester clubs.
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all u need is to limit the number of single guys going to a venue,

So, if you have to wait 3 years to get a membership to a club that charges equally for male & female, your not going to moan :shock:
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ps, underwear isnt cheap either and I cant afford new bras every few months.........see avitar!!!

I'll offer to try and sqeeze em back in for you biggrin kind gent I am lol
Quote by Mr-Powers
If anyone know where couples only get to pay £10 to £20 ....let us know....the one we use to regularly go to as gone up to an unnessessary ,considering it was always busy there was no need to increase the prices!

Utopia, Weds/ Thurs/Sundays , couples = £15
we've been recommended this place....we must give it a try sometime!
Wet area is great, but there is a reason it's only £15 on those nights..... it's dead confused
Quote by Mr-Powers
If anyone know where couples only get to pay £10 to £20 ....let us know....the one we use to regularly go to as gone up to an unnessessary ,considering it was always busy there was no need to increase the prices!

Utopia, Weds/ Thurs/Sundays , couples = £15
Supply and demand, it's simple market forces and because they can
There is always a greater number of single men who want to visit a club that single females or couples.
You're lucky, some clubs have long long waiting lists for single males to get membership.
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Phoenix, they have to be usernames, not just something you made up rolleyes lol

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OK, FB & NWfreckles
For me, Phoenix & Red Hot :lol:
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FB & SpottyDick maybe
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I think I'd better go and hide... any one got a big rock I can lend lol

:shock: Is that a real user? :lol:
NO, it's a pudding rolleyes :D
Actually, without looking, it wouldn't suprise me if there wasn't one close to it :shock:
FB & SpottyDick maybe
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I think I'd better go and hide... any one got a big rock I can lend lol
Awww, thanks DD, you softy...
Thanks every one else, I'm really touched
Currently sat in the bar in my hotel in Germany, enjoying a well deserved beer after a busy day. Got up at 5am this morning to travel here. Work of course rolleyes
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phoenix let me know nearer the time if you find a date smile be good to see you again

I'm working on it, I've my tartin' feelers out lol
Fingers crossed the hotel room hasn't been overbooked, unless it's by a group of nice ladies who are willing to share :P
It's too damn cold to sleep outside, no matter how much alchohol has been ingested. lol
Watch out, Pervecam (tm) is being charged up as I type wink
Such a sad loss, my thoughts are with you Midlandsman
Although I only met Newt a few times, I remember a vibrant woman who was happy to get into the spirit of things.
I also remember meeting both at Chams and how happy they were. A sad loss indeed.
A extra prayer will go out tonight..... a star will shine.
May be around Jo, just got to sort out a female for the night. If I can't, have a good time.