I've been 'playing' now for about 18months and have over that time met some wonderful people from this site (yes, this site alone, its the best!) on my travels but also some wierdo's. The people I have met up with socially or otherwise all have their own experiences and tales to tell regarding the weirdo's, wasters, liars, egoists, fraudsters etc. For example: the well endowed guy who looked great in his picture but had a 2" ...I was going to say cock but I dont think you could call it that...or the 42 year old woman who turned out to be a minimum of 54....The couple who want to meet you, then when you meet up 'she' could'nt make it....the single guys that couples meet for an evening of total pleasure that turns out to be a quicky and another notch on their bedpost...I am sure the list is endless. This is a major contributor to the creation of an atmosphere of distrust between the most genuine of people wishing to meet. When as a genuine 'player' you have taken the time and effort to put a decent ad together and any ads that you reply to, you do with sincerity and honesty. There is always that chance, due to these idiots, that many people out there will consider you to be a let down or timewaster etc. I am sure that many a genuine 'player'(s) have not even got past the initial posting due to these idiots and their antics. What a shame, and yes I know it has been requested before, but could we have a name and shame list which is available to Forum Members Only or a contact where we can verify couples or singles.
Your thoughts and your Horror stories please
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Thanks for looking, we are a bi 3some based in south birmingham looking to meet another bi couple for some fun one evening over the next couple of weeks. The (f) must be bi though it is ok if (m) is straight. If you think you would like to spend a little time with us then please post away...NO SINGLE GUYS..we have 2 already
What a weekend i've just had, quite a contrast to last week...Thursday it began, I had arrange to meet a couple for a little fun on the evening but woke up looking as if I had swallowed 2 golf balls (yes golf balls) lol. Had to cancel the meeting and I hate letting people down, although they were very understanding. So that was Thursday, Friday and most of Saturday up the swanny. Saturday evening had about 15 kids in the house for a bonfire come birthday party f*****g mayhem, Sunday clearing up after the party...Monday morning, 2 staff late in 
then I had to go to the doc's for my holiday vaccinations and am now feeling like I have been punched in both arms, oh yes, and Wednesday have to have a tetanus (really looking forward to that) please tell me things can only get better.....Richie XXX
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then I had to go to the doc's for my holiday vaccinations and am now feeling like I have been punched in both arms, oh yes, and Wednesday have to have a tetanus (really looking forward to that) please tell me things can only get better.....Richie XXXMy ad 82788
Have you noticed in the ads that people put a certain age group they are interested in i.e. 18 - 22 etc. etc. I am sure that this is to weed out the unsuitables, but think about it?
If I advertised for a female or couple with an age range of 18 - 40 who would I miss out on meeting?
Kim Catterel:cry:
Charlotte Church :cry:
lets have a few more added....
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If I advertised for a female or couple with an age range of 18 - 40 who would I miss out on meeting?
Kim Catterel:cry:
Charlotte Church :cry:
lets have a few more added....
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Can't remember when I lost mine though I can remember a girl giving me a hand job in a tent when I was young.....but I can remember 'Denise' when she gave hers up and it must have been very special to her as she reminded me some many years later that it was I.
Let me tell you..........We were at my parents house one afternoon, alone, young and very inquisitive. Mom and Dad (god bless him) had this large, padded, swiveling black leather chair. Anyway we started playing around and ended up naked on the floor writhing and a little bit of fumbling (lol) when all of a sudden she stood up and sat on the chair with legs apart and I suppose you could guess the rest. Funnily enough when she reminded me about it, it did come back to me quite clearly so it must have meant something to me and to be honest I would loved to have done it again there and then but on checking her handbag and my pockets neither of us had a leather chair on us...
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Let me tell you..........We were at my parents house one afternoon, alone, young and very inquisitive. Mom and Dad (god bless him) had this large, padded, swiveling black leather chair. Anyway we started playing around and ended up naked on the floor writhing and a little bit of fumbling (lol) when all of a sudden she stood up and sat on the chair with legs apart and I suppose you could guess the rest. Funnily enough when she reminded me about it, it did come back to me quite clearly so it must have meant something to me and to be honest I would loved to have done it again there and then but on checking her handbag and my pockets neither of us had a leather chair on us...
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Little confused here, getting lots of conflicting body signals...well here goes...
My mind says 25
my body says 34
my arms say 24
my legs say 22
my eyes say 35
my dick says 17
If you ad all these figures up individually i.e. 25 = 7, it comes to 40
BANG ON!
Unlike the 42 yo couple I met once...Yeah right 42 some years ago
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My mind says 25
my body says 34
my arms say 24
my legs say 22
my eyes say 35
my dick says 17
If you ad all these figures up individually i.e. 25 = 7, it comes to 40
BANG ON!
Unlike the 42 yo couple I met once...Yeah right 42 some years ago
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Sorry to but in ladies....
I feel so strong about this, There is NEVER EVER ANY EXCUSE for a guy to abuse or beat his partner. The words coward and insecure ring to mind and if I had a pal who was like this he would be a pal no longer and probably get a dig for it.
To the woman beater, If you are so insecure in your life and your always being put down in your work or by your mates, dont take it out on her...GET YOUR LIFE SORTED OUT or you will continue to be a loser and suffer your insecurity for a long time to come.
Thanks for letting me have a rant
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I feel so strong about this, There is NEVER EVER ANY EXCUSE for a guy to abuse or beat his partner. The words coward and insecure ring to mind and if I had a pal who was like this he would be a pal no longer and probably get a dig for it.
To the woman beater, If you are so insecure in your life and your always being put down in your work or by your mates, dont take it out on her...GET YOUR LIFE SORTED OUT or you will continue to be a loser and suffer your insecurity for a long time to come.
Thanks for letting me have a rant
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Hi, looking to meet a couple with a bi male for some fun this saturday afternoon'ish for some all round considerate fun. I do have experience and am willing to travel as I cannot accommodate, can also forward pics to you, iv'e have been let down in the past so if you're not sure don't reply and any single guys wanting to reply to me DON'T DO IT.
100% GENUINE
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2 women walking home after a night out, dying for a pee, so they ducked into the graveyard, obviously there was no loo roll so one used her knickers and the other grabbed a ribbon from a wreath and used that.
The next evening their husbands were out and one said to the other "I'll have to keep an eye on my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on".
The other replied, "you think thats bad? mine came home with a card stuck up her arse"
"What did it say" asked his mate
"from all the lads at the firestation, we're really gonna miss you".
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The next evening their husbands were out and one said to the other "I'll have to keep an eye on my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on".
The other replied, "you think thats bad? mine came home with a card stuck up her arse"
"What did it say" asked his mate
"from all the lads at the firestation, we're really gonna miss you".
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Go with your instincts on this one. Nothing is free in this world 'Except SH of course'
and replying to such things can be dangerous 'virus wise' I personally never reply to emails if i do not recognise the sender. Unfortunately I learnt the hard way.
Have fun on SH is the best place to be...............
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and replying to such things can be dangerous 'virus wise' I personally never reply to emails if i do not recognise the sender. Unfortunately I learnt the hard way.
Have fun on SH is the best place to be...............
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Poteen: OK, neat, but you won't be able to speak for 5 minutes afterwards
Goose Grease Rub: I'm sure vix would be a better option
Bed, Water, Paracetamol: You forgot the sex! that helps you sweat too
The gym and a sweaty steam room: alone?
A roll: There you go McGuiness theres an invitation for you (go and sweat it out together) or you can just dip it in your soup (the roll I mean)
Wibbly Wobbly,its not a cold that makes your lips sore?
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Poteen: OK, neat, but you won't be able to speak for 5 minutes afterwards
Goose Grease Rub: I'm sure vix would be a better option
Bed, Water, Paracetamol: You forgot the sex! that helps you sweat too
The gym and a sweaty steam room: alone?
A roll: There you go McGuiness theres an invitation for you (go and sweat it out together) or you can just dip it in your soup (the roll I mean)
Wibbly Wobbly,its not a cold that makes your lips sore?
Keep em comin'
Lay naked, face down on a table or flat surface with aromatic candles burning in the room with your favourite scent and most importantly not a sound and don't have the room to warm either.
Get your partner or playmate (also naked) to take a bottle of scented oil and gently pour into their hands and warm slightly. Gently apply this across the whole of the body to give a thin layer of oil allover. Then have the partner or playmate use their fingertips to stroke your body until the oil has gone, turn yourself over and repeat, not missing a single part of the body.
You would not believe how relaxing this is especially if there isn't a sound, and there are 2 outcomes to this. 1. you get so horny you just want to have some there and then or 2. you fall asleep and the partner or playmate has to settle for Mrs palm and her four duaghters.
If you would like to try this?
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Get your partner or playmate (also naked) to take a bottle of scented oil and gently pour into their hands and warm slightly. Gently apply this across the whole of the body to give a thin layer of oil allover. Then have the partner or playmate use their fingertips to stroke your body until the oil has gone, turn yourself over and repeat, not missing a single part of the body.
You would not believe how relaxing this is especially if there isn't a sound, and there are 2 outcomes to this. 1. you get so horny you just want to have some there and then or 2. you fall asleep and the partner or playmate has to settle for Mrs palm and her four duaghters.
If you would like to try this?
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