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Richie469
Over 90 days ago
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UPDATE:
Thanks for your input
Beechams, Lem-sip and pampering: Devil, let me know when you and Rob next have colds XXX
A Mansize for frogster: any VVWE bi guys willing to help?
A knee in the bollox: Someone else can try that one!
Sleep water and TLC: You forgot the sex in between sleep and water
Poteen: great with a little warm water and a little sugar
Ok Lets keep up to date here...
We have so far:
Rubbing vix (vic) all over your chest: can someone please try this and report the outcome.
Fuck and pass it on: I am sure this will be given a try
Tom-tun Soup (recipe would be nice)
3 weeks in Florida or South Africa £££££££££££
a bottle of blue/black label vodka: If you try this give it a few hours before you type your reply as it may be a little illegible
Richie469...YES its my REAL name, OK not the 469 bit
My outlook on life is mind my own business, don't judge anyone and live and let live and I wish lots of other people were the same, maybe it would be a better world then.
If anyone recognised me from my pics and made a "comment" I would initially ask them if
they enjoyed the pics and "was I what they were looking for". hey they're not on this site by mistake!
My Ad 82788
heres one that should get some good replies!
I was in the chat room for the first time yesterday and lots of peeps complaining about the flu... so what would be your best cure for the dreaded virus thats going around at the moment?
All you budding doctors and sanghoma's (witch doctors) out there get typing and maybe some of us (guinnea pigs) could try these cures. Then at a later date we could have a vote for the best one.....
My Ad 82788
Since started shaving my balls and trimming above I would not have them any other way...theres nothing wrong with a little grooming
OK DAWN DON'T PANIC
All you need to do is tell him that youv'e been practicing your new diet with a good looking guy from Birmingham. It goes something like this 69position hump blast
Then tell him that you feel very flustered and refreshed by the workout and maybe he will give you a little workout of his own and forget all about dinner kiss
Or maybe he will want to know who I am and :sparring:
My ad 82788
Hey Dawn, thats my line......
I think mine would say..
"here lies Richie, now at peace,
at one with the gods his soul does sleep,
never a trickster, cheat or fraud,
and died with his dick still stiff as a board"
The Perfect Solution
Judy, just do what I did when I had a virus on mine
Now heres what to do:
1st take out all the leads at the back
2nd Carefully manouver the PC unit from its location
3rd Grab hold and lift
4th Throw it up in the air
5th On its way down to earth give it a drop kick, continue kicking it for several minutes until it is in pieces.
6th Go and buy a new one
I guarantee this works as I have had no problems with it since
My ad 82788
I have travelled a lot and come across some real big ba*****s in Oz and Africa etc. but in my opinion unshaven ladies are frightening.... Theres nothing worse than a female with whats known as "spiders legs" sticking out from around the crotch area in her panties biggrin
OK got it now,
It said shoot, but I could only do it once in 30 seconds :wanker: and wondered how on earth some peeps scored 11
Then I realised ther was a gun....
So I wiped the screen clean, used the gun and scored 8
My ad 82788
For a guy to reply to an ad that specifies "NO SINGLE MEN" he is being ignorant of the wishes of the advertisers.
On the other hand I have seen ads where it doesn't specify "NO SINGLE MEN" and the approach there must be to ASK POLITELY if they meet with single guys and don't just assume that they do. Afterall if you don't ask you don't get...
Manners cost nothing but there value is great!
my ad 82788
Dawn.....I hope your not implying that you sell your body? lol
Anyway, I'll pop round, as your in the Midlands, measure you up, and advise you on some different ways of shedding a few extra pounds from certain areas of your body i.e. 69position hump
If you like we can practice a few of the together, this will involve working up a bit of a sweat though but I guarantee you'll find the whole weightloss experience very worthwhile and very satisfactory. kiss
"nice tits" by the way...
Ad 82788
Thanks for answering my query about meeting people redshift.
Can't remember asking that, though thanks for the advice anyway, I'll bear it in mind
Annoying isn't it! mad
Reading through some of the ads on the site I notice that several people have the same body? Is this cloning at its best or just someone trying to be something they are not?
How embarrasing will this be when they meet someone redface serves them right if the people they arrange to meet politely tell them to flipa ...these people should be named and shamed...it would get rid of a lot of timewasting idiots
my ad no 82788
When you find out can you let me know, been looking for months??????
A nursery rhyme for you clare, just to give you that little grin and hopefully turn it into a laugh and hopefully cheer you up a bit, lol
lol Humpty Dumpty lay on the bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
When he came she began to weep,
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep!
:lol:
Have as little sleep during the evening, get your body clock going...... then take a nap in the afternoon (siesta) well thats what you tell the kids, your gonna go and f**k eachother really. smile
Further advantages of being cut is, they wouldn't be able to roll that back in Asda!
Me I'm talking about.....
I submitted a post yesterday (come on people, get real and stop messing around)
and had some feedback which was appreciated.
I also had four PM's in my email box this morning but they came to my junk mail box as I have'nt got it set up properly, and do you know what?
I deleted them, hence the heading (what a twat), so if you did PM me I'm so sorry but could you send again XXX
XXXXX - love you and thanks yet again. I do like to play with single fems but really prefer to play with couples, I see it as where there is a guy and his wife or partner then there are no future commitments.
BAD BAD VERY BAD mad
I'm with Steve on this one, and Clare, you are a wicked wicked girl
catch me on 82788
Ther is just no excuse whatsoever for having a "cheesy" dick or smelly armpits etc. have a shower before you play, I insist on it and would not play without having one myself................
go to search and look for Zone alarm, it is fantastic and you can have the free version to downlod, also worth installing AVG this is great and free too, again go to search and type in AVG
Addy 82788
So many time wasters out there mad
I only want to meet a couple and have some fun, not to much to ask eh?
Why do people seem up for the fun and then duck out at the last minute?
I am a very very genuine guy, polite, clean and all the rest, addy number 82788
Please if you are GENUINE bear me in mind and make contact.
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Hi, Richie from Birmingham, clean, discreet, genuine, considerate guy. I'm looking to meet with a bi couple this evening or tomorrow evening for some non pushy, no strings 3 way fun. I have a venue arranged and this is a totally genuine addy, so no timewasters please (how many times have I said that) but they still keep coming (well they don't actually cum as they don't turn up)! If you can make it please get in touch, my ad is 82788 if you are interested...XXX
Hi Nicky, just posted an ad 133570 have alook hun and let me know, we can have an evening together if you like?
I'm Richie from the Midlands, very fit 40, good body and a very considerate guy, non pushy, clean and discreet, shaved, trimmed and generally well groomed with a great sense of humour. Into long foreplay, oral (bi), DIY and safe sex, not into w/s or pain, Respect to your limits and wishes is guaranteed as is cleanliness and discretion, I have met couples from this site in the past but not a hardened player by any means. I will be totally honest with you, will not waste your time, nor do I collect pics. I can accopmmodate this week at my home so if you want to spend some time playing, get in touch soon. I'm on msn if you want to talk so please add me to your list, if you want to see my ad its No: 82788, after initial contact you can have my mobile number. XXX