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RollosPet
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · London

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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You've not listened to any of the advice given (which to me suggests that this was always just a mercy shag post)

I'll come straight out with it. Can I 'ave a mercy shag, HLB? Please? wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
And now you'd like us all to change our profiles because it suits you???? rolleyes

How about if it suited me? Pretty please?
lol
Quote by lilacgem
I'm facing my first christmas on my own, not feeling very brave about it at the mo though...

Lilacgem - can't see that happening now you've made that post!
In light of recent legislative changes, won't Munch locations henceforth be ciggie-free zones?
Quote by Maia
Being forward enough to ask for a shag confused

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin
I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that one!
Quote by PoshnBecks
Ok, imagine you are at a fancy-dress party, the night is going well, you have had you fare share of booze and there are loads of different charactors from history and present day, male and female.
The costums are fantastic and the rubber masks the ladies and gentlemen are wearing are so lifelike.
My question is, which one would you have sex with if you had the choice.
PoshnBecks.
'No it's not a strange question, it's perfectly normal........whats normal', lol :lol:

Just out of interest, why would you need plenty of booze to have sex?
But to join in, Halle Berry in the green dress from Swordfish.
Or the actress who played (was it) Blackeyes in the Dennis Potter play of the same name.
Or the really fantastic red-head who gets on my train some mornings in whatever costume she wants - not that it would stay on long!
Did anyone end up out of pocket? If so, I am quite happy to make another donation belatedly.
for your information, BerksBeckz, we were on a mezzanine floor above the regular Gay Club Halowe'en Party, and their code of conduct was clearly more relaxed than ours!
Quote by peterboroughcouple
ive always wanted sex in the sea abroad somewhere or on a trampoline wink

Think about this one. One of you is aways slightly heavier than the other, so if you start bouncing, at some point, you will start to get out of synchronisation. The chap starts to go up as the woman still is on the down leg - oooooh, that would be very painful.
Yes, thanks for me too, Helen. Shame I couldn't stay to see more of those charming naked dancers.
It must be disappointing for people like Helen who put time to organising these get togethers to have something like 40 or 50 name badges uncollected by their owners not turning up.
I know there will be good reasons for not getting there for some people, but I'd like to think the organisers don't put all their work in for someone just to not turn up on a whim.
Moan over.
Quote by davidmad4it
Hi Helen,
We are really sorry but Missy and I are not going to be able to make it today sad
Missy has sent you a PM.
Hope it all goes well and we will definitely be at the next meet!!! :cheers:
Speak to you soon....
David and Missy
kiss

Hope it's nothing serious. Sorry to have missed you.
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Starship Troopers rolleyes :roll:

Starship Troopers is a great film, it took me two or three viewings to actually get what the writers and director were trying to say.
Try and get the original book - it is a sci-fi classic by Robert Heinlein. The film is quite true to the chronology of the book, but treats the subject matter in a less serious and cursory style.
If you liked the film, you'll enjoy the book.
But the red-haired girl trooper who gets disembowelled by the Bug Warrior and dies on the shuttle - she's my dream girl (obviously with all her guts in the right places) so if there's anyone out there who's female and looks like that, please send me a PM!!!!
You could always look for someone with a long thin one and bend it double.
I don't know if I could talk dirty to a woman, I'm too clean minded for that.
There was a satiristic play on More recently - about Blunkett's affair. As he was getting strumped in bed, the woman (can't remember her character's name) said "Talk Dirty To Me!".
He said "Erm ........ knickers ......... bum ........"
I don't smoke - I consider it unhealthy, other people's smoke makes my clothes and hair smell, but most of all if I have a cold my eyes and throat HURT when people are smoking inthe same room as me. It causes me significant distress. Ban it - why are we arguing. Of course it should be banned.
When will the first Munch in a Non-Smoking venue be held? Would everyone who smoked not go because of this? I suspect they'd still go.
Quote by Clare and Steve
So who are we nibbling on first?? :twisted:

Well, ... seeing I'm here and not doing much, .....
Quote by Kit
Any more room in the no mates corner - just got back from Kat's - she was out.

Rollo babes Kat is a 'he'
Phew! Lucky escape, then.
Quote by Kit
.... now if you had gone to Kit's, she might have been in wink

Bugger! That'll teach me to go off half cocked. (copyright Roger Moore, one of the Bond films)
Honoured as I am to be mentioned on the role call, I have to say that, despite having a name made for oral sex, she is not about to receive a full body massage from me.
Mind you, Debbiewebs, if you're passing the airport, ...
Any more room in the no mates corner - just got back from Kat's - she was out.
Quote by MikeC
i once decided to do a "bart simpson" and skateboard down a slide.....
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
lets say it didnt work and concussion was the outcome....
MikeC

Never mind, Mike - I expect it'll wear off soon!
Quote by dambuster
btw . . . . . .
How long should a man hold his woman after doing the rumpy pumpy thing ?

Till you've squeezed all the air out and she can go back in the carton till next time you blow her up.
He did the decent thing - as many decent people would have done.
Shame it was wasted on a cowardly scumbag.
That
SLAM!!!!!
you all heard was the door behind me, and the
BrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmScrrrrrreeeeeetchhhhh!!
was my convertible fishtailing away from the front of the house on the way to KitKat's residence.
Ermmmmmm, anyone know where she lives?
I need a Moderator, and I need a Moderator right NOW!!!
Dear Mod:
Everytime one of these splendid women puts my name in their shag list, some bastard with high privileges sneaks in and removes it.
I want them found and kicked off the board!!
I have changed the link to Tabbi's tattoo - is this now working for everyone?
Near where I used to live was a pub that hired a hall out for functions.
Every two months, a sign went up saying "Next Sunday: Psychic Fair, 1100 - 1500"
I always thought to myself ..... why advertise if it is a Psychic Fair ??
Quote by tabbi
Ooooooooo he's a clever boy ain't he biggrin

And stuck in tonight on his own!!!! :D