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Saffy

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Bisexual Female, 62

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24 Jul 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
what bothers me is..........
................. i go to all the effort of thinking up the nicest and politest way to say no, and then in return get
"you dirty slag, i only wanted to shag you cos i felt sorry for you!"
or something along those lines.

My attitude when i meet people is that its great to meet people from all walks of life & chat openly. If we end up having fun great & if not then i had a pleasant time.
Not all think like this & some feel that if they meet you then it's expected that you will them.
one person in question i had chatted to for a while & finally agreed to meet for a social. Came across at the start of the meet just like on here but when i politely i said no thank you.
I got called a ,dirty sl.t & few other things beside needless to say my drink went flying over the person & they had to go back to their office all wet & smelly lol

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23 Jul 2006

Well i have had the same problem with guys & yes a lady who fall asleep on you.. We all have different levels of stamina & need different amounts of sleep.
I am a day & night person so can cope with very little sleep at times but understand that others may not be able to keep awake like me or on a bad night i might crash out on them.
My advice is always take a book with you lol

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If it keeps happening find another play friend.
To have to much drink the first time you play is ok as we can all have an attack of the nerves but if it keeps happening then i would be questioning why?

22 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
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Never understood why so many men seem to fumble with this piece of apparel. The design of the fastening is really simple. It has to be for women to be able to fasten it on their own...

Seriously though, it would be interesting to see how many women reverse fasten / unfasten their bras because it is easier than reaching behind themselves everytime ???
De_sade

If you have more then a handful or two up front then correct way to put a bra on is to put your arms in the straps, fill the cups & then strap yourself in around the back. Took me years before i learned to do it up at the front & twist it around which isnt great in this weather as it sticks to you.

21 Jul 2006

I'm one of those rare people that can stay up half the night & still get up at 6am. Guess it comes from years on night shifts mixed in with day shifts & double shifts if that makes sence mmmmmmmm.
I have been known to work a 6am to then a to 8am shift so have to have stamina & not need lots sleep 4 to 5 hours tops then again i have the wrinkles effectof pushing the body to its limits smile

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21 Jul 2006

Thought that title might grab your attention smile

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Ok i was watching a program the other night where they had a line of 16 girls in their bras.
Then 5 guys had to see how fast they could undo the womens bras just using one hand.
Most guys managed 3 to 5 in 45 seconds know but one guy who holds the record did it in 20 seconds must say i was impressed.
My question is are guys good or bad as this simple little task? What do you think girls?
I just know you guys are going to have to comment here rolleyes

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21 Jul 2006

Well even though i hate wearing them in the summer as they make you sweat & are dam uncomfortable. I think the only thing i can think that they are useful for is as a slingshot.
I guess have to vote bra as i am smallish around the back (32 ) but i am all upfront (f cup)so if i dont wear a bra i tend to get a lot of back ache so infact i am wearing one for medical purposes lol. Then again maybe its just so men can find another thing to do with their hands lol

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20 Jul 2006

TWO
WEEKS
TO
GO
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16 Jul 2006

Double ender bath works for me with fitted shower over head so best of both worlds. Oh & floor to ceiling tiles so leave mess till the morning. biggrin

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15 Jul 2006

Santana black magic woman. Couldn't live my life without music

14 Jul 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i'm not a sexy under wear wearer, i don't really think i have the body for sexy undies so i don't bother, but i think women like wearing them cause it makes them feel famanine and they know it turns men on

I have few nice sets which i love to wear for myself as i feel sexy & femini. I don't wear them for men, that is just an added bonus.
Problem is that skinny or average ladies have an advantage as you have hundreds of sexy bras,basques etc to choose from but larger ladies don't we are more limited & the larger you are the bigger the cost so guys Noooooooooo wripping them off rolleyes

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14 Jul 2006

Yeah right dam buster some of us do have a life rolleyes

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The way you lot post i would spend all day reading till i got to the end of a post only to find i didnt have time to post myself wink

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9 Jul 2006

omg you mean he can find a pair of trousers to fit it must be dam uncomfortable :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Jun 2006

What really pisses me off is the couples that think they can have a few short words in a chatroom with me & then they expect a meet.
As has been said before desperate or what.
I like to get to know people on line & msn. I also like to do socials as you get a better feel for the people then the written word can put across.
I have had some fantastic experiences but i have also had few bad ones. Doesnt matter how careful you are things can still go wrong but its the good experiences that out way the bad ones.
Body wise i have to agree that i do tend to go for ladies the same as myself but saying that i once played with a very large lady & it was her lovely, funny personality that won me over.

26 Jun 2006

Hey i'm first in the que been trying on & off since 9pm never knew i had such patients :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

26 Jun 2006

YOu are not alone Mmmmmmm song there some where biggrin

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It seems over the last couple of days they are having problems with server2 either that or i need lessions or the worse i need new pc.
Very fustrating isn't it?

26 Jun 2006

Getting very fustrated now.
Fire i thought you was a gentlemen why didnt you hold my hand & pull me in :cry: wink

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26 Jun 2006

Seems this site of late has more problems then ihave hot dinners.
lonely :cry: & bored without my friends :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

26 Jun 2006

butternut squash loaf & roasted veg ( diet food) god what i would do for a nice caramel & coffee chocolate cream eclair Yummmmmmmmmmmy fruit instead evil

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26 Jun 2006

Is anyone else having problems tonight getting into the chatroom. I keep getting put onto server2 & just blank room comes up?

25 Jun 2006

My mum sure to moan about how big my boobs where (32f/ff) my reply to this was i can't help it if god blessed me with your share as well mum(34aa)
I think my biggest problem is finding bras to fit, ones that are pretty as i am still yooungish & don't want to wear what i call full cupped granny bras. Oh & the cost is shocking.
Any suggestions of where i can look would be fantastic as so far i can only buy from Bravissimo who have a limited selection that fit me so helppppppppppppp please.

24 Jun 2006

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh didn't think about a hotel. Hope you lot have left a room spare for me
Please can you let me have details.
Thanks biggrin

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24 Jun 2006

I have great difficulty in spelling & with son gets sick of me asking if i have spelt this & that right. My problem is even when i do spell a word right it looks wrong to me.
Looking at this from a person that does have difficult if someone was to judge me on just my spelling & grammer, then i'm afraid that i wouldn't want to know them. As they to me are judgemental and i think more of myself then a few words on a piece of paper.
I have meet people from all walks of life & it is their personality(hope thats right), manners
and how they treat people that is more important. You can be the spelling & grammmer queen or king and still be a or
Hope i haven't offended anyone but when you grow up with this hanging round your head & are judged by it. Then it does you off.

22 Jun 2006

Would love to come chat. Though judging from the forum i might have a job getting a word in biggrin

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Could i pleaseeeeeeeeeee have the password?

20 Jun 2006

Hey Crissie
You should come as you won't be the only shy one there. I can talk the feathers of a bird when i'm on the other side of a pc but in person i get all tongue tied & yep am still known to blush so be brave hun & come say hi

Quote by Candycouple
My wife Crissie loves BBC and is slowly but surely increasing her experience. She may be a bit shy to come to a social but she sure would love to be able to arrange meets via the board. She's not weekly at this but once every six months or so. Also we are looking for a BBC to meet as at Cap d'Agde between the 14th and 17th July.

17 Jun 2006

Hi i would love to come just need to check my rota & if invited hope my sence of direction
is working as i'm hopless at finding place.
Looking forward to it brill idea

17 Jun 2006

Just think if you are a lady that is quiet at least you don't have to warn the neighbours in this hot weather to close their windows

17 Jun 2006

Just think if you are a lady that is quiet at least you don't have to warn the neighbours in this hot weather to close their windows

14 Jun 2006

Hey kiss me
I live about 30mins from bedford would be up for meeting for lunch not weekly as of the shifts i work but maybe once a month if we get on but hey you have to promise not to eat yummy cakes in front of me. Let me know if your up for it? Be nice to chat with a localish lady

13 Jun 2006

I'm afraid i have to disagree with you there as some times it doesn't matter how many times you show a guy what to do he just doesn't get it so you then get very fustrated, which can then lead to anger as he is getting satisfied but you are let unsatisfied.
I do agree that if you love him that much then doesnt he deserve for you to be honest with him & explain that you are not happy. Good luck

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You could teach your fiance some of the tricks your old FB knew and improve your sex life together that way. You're obviously with your fiance for the best of all reasons and that's because you love him. Things like sex can be taught and learnt along the way. Your old FB is in the past and best kept that way.
Good luck
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8 Jun 2006

hi guys & gals
did try to come & say hiiiiiiiiii in real time but i must have lost the power of speech as that dam password wouldn't come out.
Hope you all have fun catch you next time