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Mmmmmmm you've no idea how good that feels. You've done this before hav'nt you!!
Oh, I'll say! Strong hands, yet gentle. Will! Me, next!
Sappho xxx
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Thank you for your good wishes, everyone; however, what Will forgot to mention is that thanks to his being such a clever boy, I feel so physically awful that he's going without right now! And if past experience is anything to go by it's going to be a lean time connubially!
So ladies, take pity on the poor man - for my sake if not his own. If you could see your way clear to helping him to a little executive relief, or at the very least, shag his brains out, I would be very grateful! I think he'd be quite pleased too. Well, pathetically appreciative, probably.
All PMs straight to Will please.
Sappho xxx
So ladies, take pity on the poor man - for my sake if not his own. If you could see your way clear to helping him to a little executive relief, or at the very least, shag his brains out, I would be very grateful! I think he'd be quite pleased too. Well, pathetically appreciative, probably.
All PMs straight to Will please.Sappho xxx
ops: :oops: All this is very chap-oriented so let's hear it for the male newsreaders. Who wouldn't like to get down to the nitty-gritty with George Alleghia for instance? Damn me, but he is gorgeous. But I have to say if there is one news personality I could really have fun with it's Andrew Marr - seriously. He's witty, scarily intelligent and good for a laugh. Oh, the way the strobe light shone through his ears on CIN! Yes please!
Sappho xxx
Sappho xxx
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Hi and welcome
I had seen a few posts from you and didn't think that I had remembered seeing you before, but thought that it was just that I had missed your arrival.
Good to have with us and congratulations on such a frank and honest introduction. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Will
And the above goes for me too! Welcome and have fun in the forum, Em!
Sappho xxx
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Sappho - who can be just as pedantic
Hmmm, no punctuation at the end. :shock: I'll get my anorak.....
Picky, picky, picky! The emoticon was in lieu of an ellipsis. Can I point out that you have too many points in yours? There should only be three...
anorak.....
But it's such a common punctuation error.
Love Sappho (who would wear an anorak in kinship if not in sartorial elegance).
A smile and a genuine interest in the person you're talking to can often lead to a little flirtation; then I rather think instinct takes over and it all comes naturally. You don't have to be overtly flirtatious in the sense of physical contact or suggestive language - that can lead to misunderstandings and embarrassing situations!
Take it easy, keep it friendly, see how they respond and how things progress: you might be very pleasantly surprised!
Sappho xxx
Take it easy, keep it friendly, see how they respond and how things progress: you might be very pleasantly surprised!
Sappho xxx
Vix wrote:
The belly is fine, thanks Vix - but my sleep pattern is buggered! It's nice to be back even if it is at unearthly hours.
AngelChat popped in for a coffee this afternoon and got lumbered with a screaming Twin I - I hope she comes back again! Her help was so much appreciated!
Sarge, do you do parent rescue as well as motorists?
Sappho
Oh, WB Sappho. Hope your belly is fairing well after the trauma.
The belly is fine, thanks Vix - but my sleep pattern is buggered! It's nice to be back even if it is at unearthly hours.
AngelChat popped in for a coffee this afternoon and got lumbered with a screaming Twin I - I hope she comes back again! Her help was so much appreciated!
Sarge, do you do parent rescue as well as motorists?
Sappho
Yes, it's me; a shadow of my former self but slowly returning to the land of the swinging! If I can just stop my brain from atrophying with baby talk and toe-counting and get the posset stains out of my PVC nurse's uniform, I should be more my old self!
For those that'd like to know, the Decadence twins are thriving, gorgeous, smiling, three months old and blessedly asleep right now.
Good to see SH continues to thrive, but there are so many new faces I feel a positive newbie - so hello to one and all! Doubtless my other half will be around before too long to offer drinkies to the ladies in the GFZ. He's awfully good at that - you should see him dispensing the SMA!
Love Sappho the Sleepless in Shropshire xxx
For those that'd like to know, the Decadence twins are thriving, gorgeous, smiling, three months old and blessedly asleep right now.
Good to see SH continues to thrive, but there are so many new faces I feel a positive newbie - so hello to one and all! Doubtless my other half will be around before too long to offer drinkies to the ladies in the GFZ. He's awfully good at that - you should see him dispensing the SMA!
Love Sappho the Sleepless in Shropshire xxx
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Morning Will - coffee and bacon sandwiches OK? How're those twins and the lovely Sappho?
Hi Tune!
Will is currently crashed out on the sofa, the twins (now 11 weeks old!) are in their cot and Sappho is officially knackered! So much for the decadent life! It seems eons since I was last here but I blame the two little darlings who look as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouths. Appearances can be deceptive, believe me.
Now I shall enjoy the comparative calm of a quiet GFZ with a cold glass of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel and put my feet up. I wonder if the Jacuzzi is free...?
Thanks every one for your good wishes - you're all wonderful. 
And here's the very latest...
Unless Mamma Nature gets in first, we shall have the Decadence twins making their first public appearance by the end of next week! I'm going in for an induction so keep your fingers crossed if nothing else!
Rest assured Will will make the announcement as soon as he can.
Love Sappho xxx
PS: So looking forward to having ankles again!
And here's the very latest...
Unless Mamma Nature gets in first, we shall have the Decadence twins making their first public appearance by the end of next week! I'm going in for an induction so keep your fingers crossed if nothing else!
Rest assured Will will make the announcement as soon as he can.
Love Sappho xxx
PS: So looking forward to having ankles again!
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Hiya everyone.
Is it just me or is NOBODY interested in the younger man on this site!? (I HOPE it's not just me! :shock: )
At 22 I thought we were supposed to be young, eager and full of stamina! But I seem to be outside everyone's age brackets (sob!)
Is there NOBODY out there who wants a bit of oung flesh!? lol!
There, there, I'm sure that somebody will want to play with you, but you are rather setting your stall out in a very limited way. Your one and only angle for attracting other people is your age, even in your nick. Life is more than just a numbers game, my friend, and I'm sure you have attractions which go way beyond your birth certificate.
Sappho xxx
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And not just him, but Kat too! This is what happens when Kit leaves him to his own devices. He can't resist being drawn into madcap schemes by that reprobate I'm partnered for life with. Just to get my own back I shall be counting white chest hairs - very loudly!
And just for information - I think I've solved my own weight lifting problem. As Will so sweetly described it, I'm carrying all in front. I can take on a 4x4 with cow catcher just at present. However, on a serious note, this has been causing me physical problems and so much so that I was referred to a physio today.
I got to play with a 65cm gym ball all to myself! :bounce: There was a 55cm one, but frankly I prefer it larger. Yes, girls, in this instance I would say that bigger is definitely better.
Before I forget, (blame it on hormone-induced amnesia) I am so pleased to see DJohn back on the forum that I'll forgive his remarks with regard to my nipples.
Actually, when I'm horizontal I do resemble the Wrekin - a bloody big hill in this part of the world. Attach a mast to my abdomen and you wouldn't just get the World Service, you'd make contact with Martians.
Sappho xxx
Oh Will I shall offer my deepest sympathies to you now,as you are surely a dead man when Sappho reads this
And not just him, but Kat too! This is what happens when Kit leaves him to his own devices. He can't resist being drawn into madcap schemes by that reprobate I'm partnered for life with. Just to get my own back I shall be counting white chest hairs - very loudly!
And just for information - I think I've solved my own weight lifting problem. As Will so sweetly described it, I'm carrying all in front. I can take on a 4x4 with cow catcher just at present. However, on a serious note, this has been causing me physical problems and so much so that I was referred to a physio today.
I got to play with a 65cm gym ball all to myself! :bounce: There was a 55cm one, but frankly I prefer it larger. Yes, girls, in this instance I would say that bigger is definitely better.
Before I forget, (blame it on hormone-induced amnesia) I am so pleased to see DJohn back on the forum
that I'll forgive his remarks with regard to my nipples.Actually, when I'm horizontal I do resemble the Wrekin - a bloody big hill in this part of the world. Attach a mast to my abdomen and you wouldn't just get the World Service, you'd make contact with Martians.
Sappho xxx
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:twisted: If you hadn't let him have his comeuppance, you wouldn't be pregnant! :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Ah, but his comeuppance is so bloody irresistable! Worth every stretch mark, twinge and buffet to the diaphragm :love:.
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I want to do a demi-moore style photoshoot
Thanks for the offer Jon! You could call it Baleen Whale a la Demi!
Sappho xxx
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NO GIRLIES IN THE GFZ :P :P :P
Kat, my angel, I knew he'd get his comeuppance sooner or later!
I wish I could say that there will definitely be two Daughters of Will but it's not a certainty.He is getting into the spirit of having daughters though - he copes with Sappho Jnr beautifully. She gets her own way and he doesn't argue!
Sappho xxx
Right, I think it's my turn to update you as poor Will is in something of a state of shock at the moment. At least I think that's Will on the sofa, the gibbering wreck clutching a bottle of Hardy's Crest whimpering "Too many, too many, I'm outnumbered, I'm surrounded..." Oh dear, his straw has fallen down inside the bottle...
Perhaps I'd better start at the beginning. On Thursday we went for our consultant's appointment. (Yes, I know it's Monday but I've only just stopped laughing, and it's taken a midwife's needle in the butt to make me calm down at last.) First we had the 28 week scan. I need to explain here that we have it on good authority, ie Will's sister's second sight, that we are expecting a boy and a girl. The scan went well; Trouble and Strife were doing their usual version of foetal Quidditch and zooming around. I had convinced myself that Trouble (Twin One) was a boy because of the strength of the kicks, but no it appears that 'it' is a girl according to the sonographer (80% sure). This should not surprise me because Sappho Jnr acted in a very similar way and is now into rugby.
Enter :shock: because we figured Twin Two was the girl. However, Twin Two was being extremely coy and covering up its modesty with the umbilical cord - so its sex is unconfirmed. But, an ill-considered and off the cuff comment from me - "We could have TWO girls, darling after all" - sent poor Will into a panic, somewhat exacerbated by the following comments:
From the sonographer: "Oooh, that'll be expensive."
From the duty midwife: "Oooh, little twin girls in pink."
From the duty doctor: "I suggest very expensive dark chocolate to help with your anaemia, perferably Thornton's."
Chaps, I think Will needs some manly support in the event that the twins are in fact both girls. He'll be feeling rather outnumbered what with me, Sappho Jnr, them - and my mother is coming to stay. (She described him as an over-fertile git, though quite affectionately you understand. She loves him really.)
Sadly, we did not see the gorgeous and seriously-shaggable consultant this time round. Perhaps they might have called him in if my gales of laughter had set off labour.
As for me, I'm fine - though looking like a cross between a weeble and a space hopper. They tell me I'm going to get bigger! Oh f**k! I've already had the humiliating experience of not being able to pass between two cars in the car park. I daren't go swimming - the back stroke would be an impossiblity because of my 'keel' - or I'd look like a floating island. Just stick a palm tree on my abdomen!
Thanks again for everyone's good wishes!
Sappho xxx
Perhaps I'd better start at the beginning. On Thursday we went for our consultant's appointment. (Yes, I know it's Monday but I've only just stopped laughing, and it's taken a midwife's needle in the butt to make me calm down at last.) First we had the 28 week scan. I need to explain here that we have it on good authority, ie Will's sister's second sight, that we are expecting a boy and a girl. The scan went well; Trouble and Strife were doing their usual version of foetal Quidditch and zooming around. I had convinced myself that Trouble (Twin One) was a boy because of the strength of the kicks, but no it appears that 'it' is a girl according to the sonographer (80% sure). This should not surprise me because Sappho Jnr acted in a very similar way and is now into rugby.
Enter :shock: because we figured Twin Two was the girl. However, Twin Two was being extremely coy and covering up its modesty with the umbilical cord - so its sex is unconfirmed. But, an ill-considered and off the cuff comment from me - "We could have TWO girls, darling after all" - sent poor Will into a panic, somewhat exacerbated by the following comments:
From the sonographer: "Oooh, that'll be expensive."
From the duty midwife: "Oooh, little twin girls in pink."
From the duty doctor: "I suggest very expensive dark chocolate to help with your anaemia, perferably Thornton's."
Chaps, I think Will needs some manly support in the event that the twins are in fact both girls. He'll be feeling rather outnumbered what with me, Sappho Jnr, them - and my mother is coming to stay. (She described him as an over-fertile git, though quite affectionately you understand. She loves him really.)
Sadly, we did not see the gorgeous and seriously-shaggable consultant this time round. Perhaps they might have called him in if my gales of laughter had set off labour.
As for me, I'm fine - though looking like a cross between a weeble and a space hopper. They tell me I'm going to get bigger! Oh f**k! I've already had the humiliating experience of not being able to pass between two cars in the car park. I daren't go swimming - the back stroke would be an impossiblity because of my 'keel' - or I'd look like a floating island. Just stick a palm tree on my abdomen!
Thanks again for everyone's good wishes!
Sappho xxx
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Umm... I confess - but I was 16 at the time!
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No.
3 Had a one night stand? Yes.
4 Had a threesome? Yes.
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No.
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No.
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No.
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No.
9 Pulled your mate's boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No.
10 Snorted cocaine? No.
11 Dealt drugs for money? No.
12 Given oral sex in a public place? Yes.
13 Received oral sex in a public place? No.
14 Screwed someone so minging they don't deserve to be called a person? No.
15 Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes.
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No.
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the same room? Yes.
18 Beaten someone up? No.
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No.
20 Played pull a pig?
No.
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No.
22 Got high/drunk in school? No.
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No.
24 Got naked playing strip poker? No - can't play cards!
25 Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No.
26 Got it on with someone from your work (past or present)? No.
27 Snogged a family member like your cousin? No.
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No.
29 Been skinny dipping? No.
30 Been to a strip club? No.
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No.
32 Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) :dunno:
33 Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No.
34 Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? Yes.
35 Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No.
36 Had sex on the beach? I wish!
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No.
38 Had sex with someone on the day that you met them? Yes.
39 Been called a slag? Yes - but I think that was jealousy!
40 Called your mum a bitch? No.
41 Been videoed having sex? No.
42 Got off on watching porn? No - but Ken Russell's sex scenes do it for me!
43 Had a shag in your parents' bed? No.
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes.
45 Killed an animal? No, it survived - thank goodness.
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? No.
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when you're drunk) No.
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No.
49 Snogged one of your best mate's brothers or sisters or both? No.
Sappho scores 20.
God's truth, your Honour! Nice to know Will has been naughtier than me!
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Umm... I confess - but I was 16 at the time!
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No.
3 Had a one night stand? Yes.
4 Had a threesome? Yes.
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No.
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No.
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No.
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No.
9 Pulled your mate's boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No.
10 Snorted cocaine? No.
11 Dealt drugs for money? No.
12 Given oral sex in a public place? Yes.
13 Received oral sex in a public place? No.
14 Screwed someone so minging they don't deserve to be called a person? No.
15 Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes.
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No.
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the same room? Yes.
18 Beaten someone up? No.
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No.
20 Played pull a pig?
No.21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No.
22 Got high/drunk in school? No.
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No.
24 Got naked playing strip poker? No - can't play cards!
25 Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No.
26 Got it on with someone from your work (past or present)? No.
27 Snogged a family member like your cousin? No.
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No.
29 Been skinny dipping? No.
30 Been to a strip club? No.
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No.
32 Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) :dunno:
33 Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No.
34 Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? Yes.
35 Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No.
36 Had sex on the beach? I wish!
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No.
38 Had sex with someone on the day that you met them? Yes.
39 Been called a slag? Yes - but I think that was jealousy!
40 Called your mum a bitch? No.
41 Been videoed having sex? No.
42 Got off on watching porn? No - but Ken Russell's sex scenes do it for me!
43 Had a shag in your parents' bed? No.
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes.
45 Killed an animal? No, it survived - thank goodness.
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? No.
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when you're drunk) No.
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No.
49 Snogged one of your best mate's brothers or sisters or both? No.
Sappho scores 20.
God's truth, your Honour! Nice to know Will has been naughtier than me! Everyone knows how Will and I met! It was all thanks to Mark and Helen for setting up this site! I joined a week after Will did and we rather hit it off from the first. I confess it was his avatar that hooked me and his prose just reeled me in before we'd ever spoken or met. We've survived the separation of nearly 200 miles to meet practically every weekend and any other time we possibly can, and now we have twins on the way and the next fifty years to look forward to.
The poor sod - whatever did he do in a former life to deserve that? :shock:
It was all thanks to Mark and Helen for setting up this site! I joined a week after Will did and we rather hit it off from the first. I confess it was his avatar that hooked me and his prose just reeled me in before we'd ever spoken or met. We've survived the separation of nearly 200 miles to meet practically every weekend and any other time we possibly can, and now we have twins on the way and the next fifty years to look forward to. The poor sod - whatever did he do in a former life to deserve that? :shock:
A little bird told me updates were required - thanks Kat!
Before that, bigs hugs to Devil - I hope you're getting as much rest as possible and you're feeling better. Roll on April!
Okay, the SH Twins are 20 weeks on Tuesday and have been conniving to kick hell out of mummy for the past few weeks. So, yes, they are fine and are delighted to have found that sensitive spot between diaphragm and rib cage that makes mum go "ouch!".
I am getting bigger - I look past six months rather than five and so Zeppelin predictions are starting to come true. To quote Will, "there's no hiding it now, sweetheart!". We have a scan in about a week so we'll update then too.
Thanks again for all the good wishes, everybody!
Sappho and Will xxx
Before that, bigs hugs to Devil - I hope you're getting as much rest as possible and you're feeling better. Roll on April!
Okay, the SH Twins are 20 weeks on Tuesday and have been conniving to kick hell out of mummy for the past few weeks. So, yes, they are fine and are delighted to have found that sensitive spot between diaphragm and rib cage that makes mum go "ouch!".
I am getting bigger - I look past six months rather than five and so Zeppelin predictions are starting to come true. To quote Will, "there's no hiding it now, sweetheart!". We have a scan in about a week so we'll update then too.
Thanks again for all the good wishes, everybody!
Sappho and Will xxx
As promised by my significant other, here's the update on the decadence twins...
As you know, last week we went for a scan to date them but also to have the Nuchal test where the the thickness of the area around the neck is checked for possible signs of Downs Syndrome. As Twin One refused to shuffle round for its measurement, I went back today.
Well they were both on form, pootling around and the doctor got all the measurements she wanted. The twins are absolutely fine, developing beautifully and look pretty damn perfect! (Please note, absolutely no hint of maternal pride there whatsoever.)
It's now 13 weeks into the pregnancy and I am seriously running out of things to wear. I thought the photo my mum sent of me with a flat stomach in the summer was a shade tactless in light of the distinct pot-belly I have now. The 20 week scan is booked and the Name Game is gathering apace with suggestions from me often being shot down in flames by Will and Sappho Junior.
Let us know if this gets too cloying or dull and we'll move to PM! In the meantime, what's happening with xxdevil69?
Love Sappho the burgeoning xxx
As you know, last week we went for a scan to date them but also to have the Nuchal test where the the thickness of the area around the neck is checked for possible signs of Downs Syndrome. As Twin One refused to shuffle round for its measurement, I went back today.
Well they were both on form, pootling around and the doctor got all the measurements she wanted. The twins are absolutely fine, developing beautifully and look pretty damn perfect! (Please note, absolutely no hint of maternal pride there whatsoever.)
It's now 13 weeks into the pregnancy and I am seriously running out of things to wear. I thought the photo my mum sent of me with a flat stomach in the summer was a shade tactless in light of the distinct pot-belly I have now. The 20 week scan is booked and the Name Game is gathering apace with suggestions from me often being shot down in flames by Will and Sappho Junior.
Let us know if this gets too cloying or dull and we'll move to PM! In the meantime, what's happening with xxdevil69?
Love Sappho the burgeoning xxx
