Absolutely fantastic, GT. This could replace the sadly lamented SH version of Jerusalem as the site anthem.
Sappho xxx
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Anybody else need serving?
Well, I'll confess I could do with a service but I'll make do with a drink! So, where are the gents in feather boas and silkies, striving to grant every lady's request? This is the Gentleman Fondling Zone isn't it?
Off duty? Oh well, just my luck. Warwick, can I play with your snorkel?
Sappho xxx
Hi Kazsawllows and welcome to SH! All of the advice given by my esteemed colleagues is sound so I won't repeat it, apart from to say, to become a muncher stick around the forum, post, and get to know us as we get to know you. As for preferences between the chatroom and the cafe, try both and see which one you feel happiest with - or even better do both!
This scene is all about choice and on this trip you're the driver. Go with your instincts as a couple and above all relax. Looks like you've made a pretty good start.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
This scene is all about choice and on this trip you're the driver. Go with your instincts as a couple and above all relax. Looks like you've made a pretty good start.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH Leprechaun! I hope you have fun in the forum - but I'm not sure about the goat. Strange things happen to animals particularly in the GFZ (Gentleman Fondling Zone). There was Fly the sheepdog who went seriously TV and as to what happened to Dolly the sheep...! Used as a paint roller during the refurbishment, last I heard! So keep an eye on the goat, okay. As for the rabbit... we ladies of the forum have a special place for her!
Enjoy!
Sappho xxx
Enjoy!
Sappho xxx
I was heavily into the Kinks as a teenager - started out as a Mod listening to Tamla Motown and ended up as a 'Sixties Child' listening to psychedelia like The Perfumed Garden and Tintagel Abbey. The Kinks, the Who and most particularly the Small Faces were a big part of the music I listened to.
'You Really Got Me' was one of 'my' songs during the eighties (that and the theme to Hawaii 5-0!) when I frequented the King John pub in Nottingham at weekends, working my butt off in Fine Fare on a Saturday to afford Friday and Saturday nights out. Then, there was a discoteque downstairs called 'Dummies' and the only music played was Sixties stuff from R Dean Taylor to the Action and the Creation. I remember introducing psychedlia from John's Children and the Electric Prunes. Anybody else remember 'I had to much to dream last night'?
Anyway, the Kinks were really important to us, so when they had a gig at the Royal Centre we snapped up the tickets. Thing was, we had to stay seated, and all we wanted to do was dance. The bouncers kept telling us to sit down. For weeks after that people came up to us in the street and asked if we were the chicks who go-goed at the Kinks. A while after that the Animals played there and Eric Burdon got really pissed off at the sound system.
Hell, Alex - you've really brought back the memories with this thread! Thank you!
'You Really Got Me' was one of 'my' songs during the eighties (that and the theme to Hawaii 5-0!) when I frequented the King John pub in Nottingham at weekends, working my butt off in Fine Fare on a Saturday to afford Friday and Saturday nights out. Then, there was a discoteque downstairs called 'Dummies' and the only music played was Sixties stuff from R Dean Taylor to the Action and the Creation. I remember introducing psychedlia from John's Children and the Electric Prunes. Anybody else remember 'I had to much to dream last night'?
Anyway, the Kinks were really important to us, so when they had a gig at the Royal Centre we snapped up the tickets. Thing was, we had to stay seated, and all we wanted to do was dance. The bouncers kept telling us to sit down. For weeks after that people came up to us in the street and asked if we were the chicks who go-goed at the Kinks. A while after that the Animals played there and Eric Burdon got really pissed off at the sound system.
Hell, Alex - you've really brought back the memories with this thread! Thank you!
Welcome to SH Kangaroo! Have fun in the forum - it may seem like a merry-go-round in here some days but it's best to just hop on and go with it. The vast majority are as mentally challenged as a Mad Hatter's teaparty, but they're awfully sweet for all that. If you see a chap with a rapier and a quill pen, don't worry, he belongs to me.
Just one note of caution, seeing as my esteemed colleagues haven't yet mentioned it: this place is highly addictive, and whilst several have tried the cold turkey of abstinence, they invariably scuttle back to the warm embrace of SH. You have been warned.
Sappho xxx (not in the least away with the fairies!)
Just one note of caution, seeing as my esteemed colleagues haven't yet mentioned it: this place is highly addictive, and whilst several have tried the cold turkey of abstinence, they invariably scuttle back to the warm embrace of SH. You have been warned.
Sappho xxx (not in the least away with the fairies!)
Quote by mindblowing
In the main we have no idea just what it is you are all talking about, but maybe one day we will learn this secret swinging code, or maybe we just need to get so shagged that or minds are blown and we too talk complete bollocks!
P&C
Now you're getting the hang of it! Mmm, was that pun intended? Not originally, but I like it...
Willxx69 wrote, rather masterfully:
As for fondling zebras I shall have to have a word with that young lady of mine!
Fondling zebras indeed!
Okay, okay. GFZ actually stands for the Gentlemen Fondling Zone. It's where the ladies of the forum go to be waited on hand and stiletto heel; every feminine whim is catered for, every desire satisfied by the chaps who don feather boas and silkies especially for our delight and delectation. And if they're very good and obsequious and properly worshipful, we fondle them!
Sappho xxx (in whimsical mood)
PS: Will, do you want to play some more?
Ah, stuff it! Red Stiletto has it down pat:
Misschief, I loved the way you spelt anonymity - exactly the way I usually pronounce it when I've had a glass or two! It's one of the hardest words to say without any moistening!
Thanks, Blue!
And Sarge? :twisted:
Sappho xxx
its horrible being new
so stop moaning and get posting and replieing to threads
and come get to know us all
Misschief, I loved the way you spelt anonymity - exactly the way I usually pronounce it when I've had a glass or two! It's one of the hardest words to say without any moistening!
Thanks, Blue!
And Sarge? :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH Jan and I! I know what you mean - whenever we've settled into a hotel at a munch we wonder if our neighbours are also SH members. (Our neighbours have so far been very tolerant of the post-munch party in our room!)
I hope you find what you're looking for, but in the meantime have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
I hope you find what you're looking for, but in the meantime have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Quote by john4252
having experience of surveylience,I see that I was right,
new people dont get a chance.
all the forum seems to be the people who know each other get on but most adds dont get a look ,or get some stick.
you all critasise me for having a go but why must you all take the piss of other people for trying to have some fun which you all advertise
maby we are all new to this .
I see that an add gets loads of replyes
then an add of someone unknown whith the same sort of add gets no reply , or taken the piss of, so let us in.
we have no problem,just want sex like you
Mmm, I think you have issues John so let's try to address them.
Firstly how does your experience of surveillance lead you to the conclusion that new people to the site don't get a chance? Or is this a euphemism for voyeurism or lurking?
Of course it must appear that all the people in the forum - I assume you mean the cafe - appear to know each other. There's a reasonable explanation for this. Every one of us was once a newbie to the site. We made our first tentative posts after delurking and began to interact with other site members through threads and posts. Many of us have met up in purely social contexts such as munches, and others have met for swinging - having got to know people first.
With regard to ads not being looked at or having the Michael extracted, there is no rule which says ads must have responses. Any response is engendered by the quality of the ad. If someone is placing an ad with the hackneyed and worn out 'Fancy a shag, I'm up for it, call me', then it's asking to be ignored or derided. It has nothing to do with whether the advertiser is new to the site or not, it depends on their approach. People demand respect and deserve it no less.
As for taking the piss generally? This site is rich in members possessed of wit, insight, humour and respect. We all tease each other and equally we all support each other in times of need. It's what friends do, and that's what the regular members and posters on the fora are - friends.
And lastly, we all want sex, newbie and regular alike, but there are other things too which this site is here for. Friendship, support and laughter. Points I think you have missed.
To become accepted on the site is to show who you are as a person, and giving of yourself as an individual will make you accepted as part of the family. It may also lead to sexual liasions if you're very lucky.
Sappho
It's a curious thing, but it does seem that the majority of dedicated swingers are in the northwest of the country! So, is OotD the first to defect from the South to the North; is he in the van of a new migration in search of fun and friendship? I do hope so!
Welcome to the North West, OotD! May your life in Wales be one of peace and tranquility and that you achieve all you desire.
Sappho xxx
Welcome to the North West, OotD! May your life in Wales be one of peace and tranquility and that you achieve all you desire.
Sappho xxx
and all our mates are going too! Is it too late to put our names down please Steve?
assionkiss:Thank you everyone for all your birthday wishes by post and phone - what a wonderful lot you are! I've been overwhelmed with love and kisses and it's a damned good feeling!
Most of all, thank you to my other half, for the champagne, the flowers and trekking to Shropshire in the face of pain and discomfort. How is that nasty little wisdom tooth? Sappho promises to kiss it better.
By the way, in case you were wondering just how old I am today... I am 38.
Well, off to bathe sensuously in the posh bath salts Sappho Junior got me, ready for dinner this evening with her and the Bard. The champers is chilling, as are the flutes, and the strawberries are ready for later... :twisted:
Yours, Sappho xxx
Most of all, thank you to my other half, for the champagne, the flowers and trekking to Shropshire in the face of pain and discomfort. How is that nasty little wisdom tooth? Sappho promises to kiss it better.
By the way, in case you were wondering just how old I am today... I am 38.
Well, off to bathe sensuously in the posh bath salts Sappho Junior got me, ready for dinner this evening with her and the Bard. The champers is chilling, as are the flutes, and the strawberries are ready for later... :twisted:
Yours, Sappho xxx
