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Sarcasticcupid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
0 miles · Stoke-on-Trent
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Sarcasticcupid
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The nurse insulted me on tuesday
"oh broken nose I take it"
"erm, no, pain in my side"
Ive had a complex all week
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Usually people just look the other way, Im clearly not very good on the eye

Oh I don't know redface
surprisedops:
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Quote by Freckledbird
It upsets me when I see "no guys with facial hair" on ads sad

Hello, long time no see wave smile
Hi biggrin
miss me? redface
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Quote by noladreams30
I prefer purple.

Interesting. Any reason?
It reminds me of the Ribena advert.
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I did meet someone that looked completely different from the pics.
Not that im superficial rolleyes
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Its been soo long since I came that im scared il be drowning in the stuff when it happens.
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Quote by H-x
I'm a card carrying idiot - and last time I checked I was a girl (although there has been some debate on this issue)
H.x

lol
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Quote by H-x
Maybe you should change it to 'Ironic Eros'?
Or 'Ignore me, I'm just taking the piss but by the way d'you fancy a drink'?
Maybe not biggrin
H.x

My dad is called Eross but with 2 s's cause he likes to be special so I cant use that name lol
Dont give me false hopes, ive been dying for a shandy all day.
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Quote by H-x
They obviously didn't read your name properly.
H.x

Maybe I should highlight the sarcastic part
oh well lol
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