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Sauce_n_Honey
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Bi-curious Female, 57
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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Quote by Bloke2005
Polo Lady and I are working as a tag team tonight except she is otherwise engaged right now so it's just me wink
Yes, I'm sure a Mod can add it to the gallery but you have to take your pants off first :shock: :wink:

Ah Hum!!!! I think i'll withdraw from this bout then Bloke! surprised due to a severe sufferin of shyness! redface
as for takin me pants off! i'll leave that one to Polo.. bolt hehe
Quote by Bloke2005
Too late - I saw it wink

pmsl Bloke :wink: I didnt show him 1st Polo Honest! He peeked!!!! :shock:
will it go on the gallery?
Quote by PoloLady
Are you entirely sure these mens bums you want posting are for the ladies rolleyes wink

Here's mine redface
only for the Ladie's Polo cool
Quote by clouseau and kato
Any of you people out there into the bike scene?
We regularly attend bike rally's and think it would be a good way to meet up with some of you socially as we are new to the lifestyle.
What do you ride and why? (bikes that is lol )
Kato

Interesting thread, I got a Veemax 99 import with Z-Boost, What a rush! biggrin
Quote by bobbie2
Sorry about this but did you know if you re-arange the letters in the word Newark you get the new word:
Wanker smile
Sorry Ill get my coat

Nice one Bob! Very Funny!
Though it seem's your eyes are tired from watching all the boys pull their Pricks on cam in the chat room last night! you cant spell "rearrange" lol
Oh! lol here's yr coat! :moon:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi everyone
Just want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a fantastic New Year
I have been on SH for about 6 months now and have made lots of friends on here
So. y'all have a great festive break, and I will be back in the New Year (sorry Sarge, Leave Pass in the post)
NC
xxxxxxxxx

An the same back to ya M8 an anyone else on Swjnging Heaven!!!!!!!
Hi! Straight single male looking 4 hot female to come to mine 2nite for some fun!
I'm 46 single, clean shaven, both ends lol, D an D free! got a nice 2 bed semi, come an try my black light bedroom! is well sexy an great fun!
all the best......................... 69position
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now I prefer to ride other things wink , although the open road still beckons... would love a Harley.

Know the feeling, I still crave a big throbbing thing between my legs confused
A Bike, ya perves :wink:
Mrs Wigan!!!!!!! :shock: how the devil are ya? biggrin Not spoke to you 4 about a year i think? rolleyes
You can get my Veemax between yr legs any day! cool its all Muscle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by robm73
i like the arse and the tattoo but the bike is pretty damn sexy too.......

So you wanna Shag the bike as well do ya Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe cool
Why bother? its all crap anyway! just put on some good music and Shag yr partners brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool
straight single male will be in deep shite if all the boyracers, muggers, robbers and the Old Bill all turn up at the place he mentioned and at the time he mentioned. READ THE RULES
want to meet up with couples an single Females to watch!
I never no my luck? lol
wont recognise me! te he! i'll keep me helmet on! lol
unless of course some lovely lady asks to suck me elmet off!!!!!!! cool
Quote by yammax
well i no i will be bored 2nite! sat at home all alone!!!! boo hoo :cry: (lookin 4 sympathy here!) smile
so any chance of an invite to come an watch some sexy people havin fun!
somewhere near newark or within 20 mile would b nice, gettin fussy now aint i? lol
ad no 22
thanx 4 lookin
Yammax................................... cool
ps; still cant get in chat room lately??????? any ideas?

Still cant get in chat room?????????? mad
well i no i will be bored 2nite! sat at home all alone!!!! boo hoo :cry: (lookin 4 sympathy here!) smile
so any chance of an invite to come an watch some sexy people havin fun!
somewhere near newark or within 20 mile would b nice, gettin fussy now aint i? lol
ad no 22
thanx 4 lookin
Yammax................................... cool
ps; still cant get in chat room lately??????? any ideas?
Quote by midnightryder
Hi,
Only just signed up, but have been reading posts for ages.
I am dead concious of breaking rules, and have yet to get my avatar sorted out.
I live in the midlands and wondered about any locations for couples and also bike locations
Thanks
lol

Welcome midnight! try the locations on the doggin page in the ads!
good luck! Patience is a virtue........
Quote by jomu
Spring's on the way....look out for the geriatric dogger on the BMWK1100 series machine...at a car park near you (east midlands and south east only) (unless I'm at a show oooppp norf)

Geriatric's lol now theres another thread that mite get goin?
Quote by MickyDicky
hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.
wink

thanx for yr input Micky dicky!
next time yr out doggin look 4 a Veemax with a stiff conrod!!! lol
Quote by briansite
hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.
wink

Just started one up myself on check it out m8
i did say it might start a craze!
Quote by briansite
out dogging on a bike in this weather?!! now thats commitment biggrin well done on loosing your dogging cherry :color:

Well done yammax glad to hear that there is someone else out there giving the bike dogging a go :twisted: :twisted:
thanx derby! but wont be makin habit of it though! not till it gets warmer anyway, lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well i'm goin to weston 2morrow, oh no you said wigan! damn it!
not got the bike anymore then mrs wigan?

No and we both really miss the bike, but to be honest, I dont think we have time to enjoy a bike anymore!
The last bike we had was a GPZ500. We had it three years and sold it with less than 5,000 on the clock! If it looked like rain, it stayed in, if it looked to be getting frosty, the heating was put on in the garage! At least I got a new carpet cause Mr Naughty wanted the old one to park his bloody bike on it!
We once came off one of our bikes while going on a camping trip. I had a rucksack on which contained a gas bottle (for the camping stove). The fall seemed to happen in slow motion, all could I think was that I was going to explode when I hit the floor! Anyway, I obviously didnt explode but luckily for us, a police man was near by, and helped Mr Naught lift the bike (fully loaded with all the camping gear). They both spent ages checking the bike over. I was still lying on the floor, couldnt get up with the weight of the rucksack! No-one bothered checking if I was ok evil
Could be worse though, when I first moved in with Mr Naughty (yes we lived 'in-sin' before getting married) he kept his bike in the Kitchen!

sounds like you enjoyed it though while you ad the bike! mr naughty sounds like my kinda chap! ( non sexual that is!) good on yr mate!
now i'm divorced the bikes wont fit in me kitchen!!!!! sad yeh you guessed it the wife didnt like bikes????????
Quote by felneymike
No, but have you ever dogged in xxxxxxxxxxxx park, i think someone signalled me there on new years day (2005), but i didnt think about what they meant until afterwards...

Mods Message: FFS READ THE RULES mad :x :x

you missed out on the new yr sales there felney lol
Quote by felneymike
Thats even better then XD, some bikers get uptight when people assume they are "all in the hells angels", just read some Ogri XD

well done felney!
thats y i said it, yr reply has proved that point!
pleasure to make yr aqauntence,
idont get uptite or ever assume any thing? if you assume things it makes an ASS out of U an ME !
is that a quote or is that a quote? lol
sorry got carried away there lol
Quote by felneymike
What about turning up to dogging in a Hearse?, plenty of room in the back, heh. I almost bought one once, a Daimler Majestic Major (as i later found out it was called), could do over 100mph allegedly, 5.4-litre V8 up front XD
Or how about a Coleman-milne Granada? the mk2's are used for banger racing a lot, but mk3's must be avilable if you know where to look..heh
Hm, as for dogging bikers, if the boy racers show up and give you shit, you could pretend to be in the hell's angels..heh

what if i dont need 2 pretend to be in the hells angels?
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yammax, get yourself to Wigan! As Big G, so elequently put it, you've pulled!
Cupids arrow strikes again!
Actually, we did our very first bit of dogging on a bike about 10 years ago (well not proper dogging but outside fun at least). We had gone out one night and I decided to have a play with Mr Naughty as he was riding the bike, getting his 'bits' out and resting them on the tank (very cold a petrol tank :shock: ). Anyway after a while we pulled up in to a lay by and had some fun leant over the bike! There was no one arround to watch us, but we certainly enjoyed it!
Those were the days!!!!!!

well i'm goin to weston 2morrow, oh no you said wigan! damn it!
not got the bike anymore then mrs wigan?
Quote by Silk and Big G
I think hes pulled ! Did i just matchmake a lurid sexual encounter ? AAAAAAAAAww
im fillin up :-)

well done silk! perhaps you should change yr name to cupid?
can i come an fill you up? redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Excuse me boys, do I have a say in this?
As long as you come on your bike you will score, come on your mower and you can do my lawn lol

Now then mrs wigan! did you mean cum on me bike? (i'll av to wash it again!) or come over on me bike? lol. oh an i av cum on me mower! cos its like a giant vibe! :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Wonder if it's been done in a Mini?

i could try it on me bike? but i thinks i mite fall off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
He'll never get it thru the width restrictions ! As for scoring with Mrs Wigan , well youd have to ask her :-)

petrol tank on me mower aint big enough 2 rech wigan! lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Bikes cars vans , shes easy really Yamma LOLOL ( giggles and ducks fromMrs Wigan :-) )

lol Silk!
ere ive got a ride on mower an all! do you think i'd score if i went out on that 2nite? lol
oh yeh i bet some clever bas*t*d got a combine harvester? lol lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Good on the Bikin Doggers , theyre as welcome as anyone else . Although as a tip id say if you frequent our haunts perhaps trading the sport tourer for a super-motard might be wise what wiv the pot holes and mud and all :-)

good idea silk! but where i went last nite needs a challenger tank! lol now wheres the nearest army camp?