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Sgt_Bilko
Over 90 days ago
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:kiss:Ooooh!! I have only just found this!
Thanks for your good wishes guys. I am touched! :?
We have just moved into our house in Oz and are just about to spend our first night here. It is warm and there is a possum making a noise on the roof but it feels good to be in our first Ozzy home and not to be living out of suitcases as we have been for the last few weeks.
We have lots of boring things to do tomorrow (open bank accounts, buy mobile phones, change our driving licences etc) but hopefully we can do a few touristy things before we look for jobs.
It will be strange coming on here in the afternoon instead of at night, but I'm sure I will get used to it.
Anyway.... things to do! I will let you know how we are getting on as often as possible.
Cheers!! :cheers: :cheers:
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Thanks for your good wishes guys. I am touched!
:? We have just moved into our house in Oz and are just about to spend our first night here. It is warm and there is a possum making a noise on the roof but it feels good to be in our first Ozzy home and not to be living out of suitcases as we have been for the last few weeks.
We have lots of boring things to do tomorrow (open bank accounts, buy mobile phones, change our driving licences etc) but hopefully we can do a few touristy things before we look for jobs.
It will be strange coming on here in the afternoon instead of at night, but I'm sure I will get used to it.
Anyway.... things to do! I will let you know how we are getting on as often as possible.
Cheers!! :cheers: :cheers:
8-) 
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Quote by jumptoit
I live in the Yorkshire Dales when i am home, and we know around here that as soon as the sunshines come on Saturday and Sunday afternoon all we are going to hear is the sound of roaring motorbikes closely followed by the sirens of police,fire and ambulance as they have to be scraped up off the roads with the rabbits and badgers.
What?? The rabbits and badgers ride motorbikes in Yorkshire??
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:? :? As a caring community, we have to do something about this, so some time ago we started the PM Victim of the Week scheme. The rules of the scheme are:
As many people as possible should send the victim a PM.
The PM should contain at least one question.
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The week lasts from Friday to the next Friday, when the Victim will then nominate the next victim.
So, even if you have never had any contact with the PM Victim before, please feel free to send them a PM and await your reply.
Right, all we need now is a victim.
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........ Resonance !!
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Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:
It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?!
I see no point in buying the short ones.
I like to suck mine to a pointy end :lol:
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.
Now then Res...are you sure your good lady is with you?
Or are you really a single guy pretending to be a couple??
Would I be this miserable if I was single?
I'm very impressed with the interior decor Sarge... Not many pubs I know have a Glory hole in the corner and a set of stocks instead of a pool table... As for the bar in the Jacuzzi, that is a work of Genius, though it is a brave soul who tried the "lime and lemonade" last thing on a Friday night.
Whats a glory hole please???
Show her Res!!!
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:whistling: :whistling:Quote by Resonance
But what? Who? How? Where?
I pop inside this manicured den of blokeyness, expecting to hear talk of gammit ridges, MG Spitfires and farting, and yet the entire place is populated by nubile young women and a chap clad in Thomas the Tank Engine underwear attire that verges of the very boundaries of decency...
How do you do it Sarge? Please don't say a bottle of night nurse and flagrant bribery as I've tried both and they don't work...
Note to self... Must buy some Thomas undies at the earliest available opportunity...
Well this place won't clean itself Res!! Now, do you want a beer while we watch the ladies cleaning?? :cheers:
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Now then.....I was just saying you dont need adverts on, on another thread I have just posted on............and low and behold get a sort of lovely compliment off Sarge and my profile pages gets lots of new visitors on it!!!!
Thanks Sarge xx
I'm an ace cleaner by the way, but I dont empty ash trays!!
Do you clean gents toilets????
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