Well I wish I could come up with such an amazing character profile based on a few posts, a nickname and an email address.
Amithelion is taken from a song that my best friend wrote about unrequited love and seeing the person you're in love with leave you for someone else. So it is about being king of the jungle in a way, or more accurately about never being in that position.
No references to premature ejaculation in the lyrics at all as far as I know. (Cheap shot by the way Libra-Love).
I chose the name squirtfan because I'm quite a fan of female ejaculation, but femaleejaculationfan is (excuse the pun) rather a mouthful.
You really don't know me at all, and what you've said about me is in fact pretty much all wrong... and some of it downright insulting and rude. Also posting "please don't take offence" and then actually being offensive doesn't really work.
All I posted for was to get a little advice (and thanks to those that gave me that), but now I think I'l leave as quickly as some of you judged me.
Squirtfan.
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Squirtfan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 60
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Just because I haven't read every post in the forums here doesn't mean I can't
read and understand someone's ad, and I feel a little insulted that you think as
much to be honest.
Of course I only reply to ads with criteria that I fulfil, and I would expect the
same courtesy to be shown to me. My replies are polite, brief (as I am
aware people are busy) without being one-liners, and I always include a
current face photo when requested, ditto if one 'further south' is asked for.
I'm not sure what you meant by your last comment about my profile, are you
saying that if I include a photo of myself and a signature quote I'd get more
responses to my ads? And besides, what's the point of ads if, as Neilinleeds is
suggesting, we should all move to the forums to arrange meeting up.
Now 'm even more confused! ;)
Squirtfan.
read and understand someone's ad, and I feel a little insulted that you think as
much to be honest.
Of course I only reply to ads with criteria that I fulfil, and I would expect the
same courtesy to be shown to me. My replies are polite, brief (as I am
aware people are busy) without being one-liners, and I always include a
current face photo when requested, ditto if one 'further south' is asked for.
I'm not sure what you meant by your last comment about my profile, are you
saying that if I include a photo of myself and a signature quote I'd get more
responses to my ads? And besides, what's the point of ads if, as Neilinleeds is
suggesting, we should all move to the forums to arrange meeting up.
Now 'm even more confused! ;)
Squirtfan.
Two to three hundred replies a week? Wow! Seriously? I won't hold out much hope then! LOL!
The trouble is that I'm often too busy to read through the forums, which is kind of why I'm looking to meet someone just for sex really - hence my ad. Oh well, I'll try to hang around on here more often! ;)
Squirtfan. x
The trouble is that I'm often too busy to read through the forums, which is kind of why I'm looking to meet someone just for sex really - hence my ad. Oh well, I'll try to hang around on here more often! ;)
Squirtfan. x
Lil_Bunny, I check my junk folder daily in case anything important has made it's way there by mistake.
I was really talking about people who I send messages to - I'm concerned that my emails are being missed by them because they're going straight into the junk folder and they don't even know they're there.
Squirtfan. x x
I was really talking about people who I send messages to - I'm concerned that my emails are being missed by them because they're going straight into the junk folder and they don't even know they're there.
Squirtfan. x x
Hello all,
I must have contacted dozens of women on this site and so far I haven't received a single reply, not even to say "thanks but no thanks", which would be nice if only to show a bit of courtesy.
I understand the ratio of men to women etc. but I'm starting to wonder (actually I'm starting to hope!) that it's because my emails are making their way automatically into peoples' spam or junk mailboxes which are being auto-deleted without even being read. MSN deletes mails in 5 days, I presume others do pretty much the same.
Are the Swinging Heaven owners able to make folks aware about this happening, if only so that I might get laid at least once in the new year! ;)
Happy holidays!!
Squirtfan. x x
I must have contacted dozens of women on this site and so far I haven't received a single reply, not even to say "thanks but no thanks", which would be nice if only to show a bit of courtesy.
I understand the ratio of men to women etc. but I'm starting to wonder (actually I'm starting to hope!) that it's because my emails are making their way automatically into peoples' spam or junk mailboxes which are being auto-deleted without even being read. MSN deletes mails in 5 days, I presume others do pretty much the same.
Are the Swinging Heaven owners able to make folks aware about this happening, if only so that I might get laid at least once in the new year! ;)
Happy holidays!!
Squirtfan. x x
When will I learn that men and women don't think the same! 
Being bi I would never reply to an ad from a guy that didn't have a cock pic in it, I do want to see exactly what I'm getting (then again I am particularly fussy about the cocks that I play with!) so maybe I thought that women would think along the same lines.
Also I never pay any attention to ads from women who don't have some kind of picture. Again I like to see what I'm getting, plus I like women who are fairly forward so I often think that if they're not bold enough to post a photo of themselves then they're not bold enough to meet for fun. (Of course that's just what I think remember, I know it's not true of everyone).
Squirtfan. x
Being bi I would never reply to an ad from a guy that didn't have a cock pic in it, I do want to see exactly what I'm getting (then again I am particularly fussy about the cocks that I play with!) so maybe I thought that women would think along the same lines.
Also I never pay any attention to ads from women who don't have some kind of picture. Again I like to see what I'm getting, plus I like women who are fairly forward so I often think that if they're not bold enough to post a photo of themselves then they're not bold enough to meet for fun. (Of course that's just what I think remember, I know it's not true of everyone).
Squirtfan. x
I have a couple of cock pics in my ad, but reading what you folks are saying has made me think about removing them, although I wouldn't replace them with a face photo in case someone I know recognises me!
I always privately send a face photo to those who request one mind you, and I do have a body shot (without my face) that has my cock in it, do women find these more acceptable?
It's an interesting subject though; from reading a lot of ads in the 'women seeking men' section all that most women want are impossibly endowed men - and one would expect them to provide proof of that, so I suppose by posting pics of my cock I'm kind of being honest and laying my cards (cock?) on the table as it were by saying "this is what I have, I'm not going to lie to you and tell you it's the size of a telegraph pole when it's really a bit of a matchstick in comparison!"
Squirtfan. x
I always privately send a face photo to those who request one mind you, and I do have a body shot (without my face) that has my cock in it, do women find these more acceptable?
It's an interesting subject though; from reading a lot of ads in the 'women seeking men' section all that most women want are impossibly endowed men - and one would expect them to provide proof of that, so I suppose by posting pics of my cock I'm kind of being honest and laying my cards (cock?) on the table as it were by saying "this is what I have, I'm not going to lie to you and tell you it's the size of a telegraph pole when it's really a bit of a matchstick in comparison!"
Squirtfan. x
Hello all,
I've had that one too. I've also had a few emails from what I thought were genuine members linking me to another swingers website, stating "If you are serious and want to contact me please go here and email me".
Of course the link she gave was to the main page of the website and not to her page itself, although after a little searching I did find her ad and surprise surprise; the wording was exactly the same as I was sent. Cut-&-paste-tastic!!
Squirtfan.
I've had that one too. I've also had a few emails from what I thought were genuine members linking me to another swingers website, stating "If you are serious and want to contact me please go here and email me".
Of course the link she gave was to the main page of the website and not to her page itself, although after a little searching I did find her ad and surprise surprise; the wording was exactly the same as I was sent. Cut-&-paste-tastic!!
Squirtfan.
