Hmmm. I tried posting this a few hours ago and yet it wasn't up on the forum. If it's being deleted for some reason, let me know and I'll stop posting it!
Anyway...
Anyone up for this?
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SymonOUna
Over 90 days ago
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I'm actually tempted to join in with this project - it sounds like fun, it's in a good cause and it will, at least, be another wacky story to put in my autobiography.
As for onanism, it is a word I've encountered frequently in day to day life (not always referring to myself, thank you), hence jokes about Onan The Barbarian and so on. Dorothy Parker called her budgie Onan because it "spilled its seed upon the ground". Onan came to a sticky end, pardon the pun, killed by a vengeful God for interrupting the sex act. Bit rough.
As for onanism, it is a word I've encountered frequently in day to day life (not always referring to myself, thank you), hence jokes about Onan The Barbarian and so on. Dorothy Parker called her budgie Onan because it "spilled its seed upon the ground". Onan came to a sticky end, pardon the pun, killed by a vengeful God for interrupting the sex act. Bit rough.
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Anything along the lines of......
FANNY_FUCKER
iluvtits
hard_throbber9inch4U
... and I fear I just can't take them as being serious (or even human sometimes)
same here hun. Any guy with a name like HornyStudBollocks or SpankMeLikeABadBoy would have me running...............away
Be fair, though. They may actually be their real names and they've had that stigma all their lives...
I didn't want anyone who knows me in my day job as an artists' model thinking I was getting turned on or indulging my exhibitionist nature at work. So I opted for a pseudonym.
There is a reason that Symon O'Una was my non de plume. It's not difficult to work out and I'll pm anyone who does a photo of my bottom as a prize. Or, in a day's time when no-one's replied, I'll just post the answer anyway.
There is a reason that Symon O'Una was my non de plume. It's not difficult to work out and I'll pm anyone who does a photo of my bottom as a prize. Or, in a day's time when no-one's replied, I'll just post the answer anyway.
There are a few modelling jobs that look like great fun but wouldn't have been interested in me as an odd-looking man but as a lady probably would be. As I was going to change back I could effectively be anonymous too.
In fact, come to think of it I could do anythinganonymously! Streak through the House of Commons or whatever...
The time limit is what makes it interesting actually. Being coarse, one could say to every one of one's friends "now's your chance! But you've only got until the end of the day as I cease to exist after that time! It's literally now or never!"
But of course one would still be the same person underneath it all. So I don't think I'd start fancying men (sexuality is more than the hold the body has over the mind in my opnion) and after I changed back anyone who took me up would still have that history with me.
As for looking for lesbians or bi ladies to have some fun with, as much fun as it seems on paper (or a PC screen) I'd actually feel like I was lying to them. But then, if I explained exactly what had happened and they were still interested...
You know, what would probably happen is that I'd spend the whole day talking about my situation and not actually doing anything at all!
In fact, come to think of it I could do anythinganonymously! Streak through the House of Commons or whatever...
The time limit is what makes it interesting actually. Being coarse, one could say to every one of one's friends "now's your chance! But you've only got until the end of the day as I cease to exist after that time! It's literally now or never!"
But of course one would still be the same person underneath it all. So I don't think I'd start fancying men (sexuality is more than the hold the body has over the mind in my opnion) and after I changed back anyone who took me up would still have that history with me.
As for looking for lesbians or bi ladies to have some fun with, as much fun as it seems on paper (or a PC screen) I'd actually feel like I was lying to them. But then, if I explained exactly what had happened and they were still interested...
You know, what would probably happen is that I'd spend the whole day talking about my situation and not actually doing anything at all!
If the forum regulars have frequent interest in rooms in the chatroom, would it be feasible to have a "next chat" thread which has the next scheduled chatroom room meet thing, plus password? It'd be the same thread getting bumped up when the next meet is.
Or would that be (a) too close to the Let's Meet Up thing and (b) a bit too organised and strict for the happy-go lucky bohemian types that we all are? And (c) Completely impractical?
I can see problems already with it. Ah well, ignore me. Carry on, carry on...
Or would that be (a) too close to the Let's Meet Up thing and (b) a bit too organised and strict for the happy-go lucky bohemian types that we all are? And (c) Completely impractical?
I can see problems already with it. Ah well, ignore me. Carry on, carry on...
Only just spotted this thread!
I live down south! I've got blue hair! I've even been known to not only attend Electrowerkz but also to DJ there!
My own taste in electronic music is the odder and gentler stuff - Aphex Twin, Boards Of Canada - but I'm a big supporter of Nine Inch Nails (last album - bit ropey) as well as people like Lorraine Bowen, Cardiacs, Laurie Anderson, Orbital...
I live down south! I've got blue hair! I've even been known to not only attend Electrowerkz but also to DJ there!
My own taste in electronic music is the odder and gentler stuff - Aphex Twin, Boards Of Canada - but I'm a big supporter of Nine Inch Nails (last album - bit ropey) as well as people like Lorraine Bowen, Cardiacs, Laurie Anderson, Orbital...
Not in any way answering your question but relevant to the thread subject...
Whenever I visit the chatroom I'm tempted to invent a new perversion and list it as the room name to see if anyone bites. ("Unfettered flanging", "Blomping - no directing", etc.) The problem is of course twofold. (a) There are stranger things here than I could imagine and (b) whenever I visit a room, no-one's talking about anything to do with the room title anyway.
Oh and I'd also like to start up a "No webcams, directing welcome" room.
Whenever I visit the chatroom I'm tempted to invent a new perversion and list it as the room name to see if anyone bites. ("Unfettered flanging", "Blomping - no directing", etc.) The problem is of course twofold. (a) There are stranger things here than I could imagine and (b) whenever I visit a room, no-one's talking about anything to do with the room title anyway.
Oh and I'd also like to start up a "No webcams, directing welcome" room.
In an effort to improve my reading I decided to finish off the book I started seven years ago: Reasons & Persons by Derek Parfitt. I also carry a copy of The Problems Of Philosophy by Bertrand Russell around with me.
Now ask me if I'm reading them...
In fairness, the latter is very readable and I'm enjoying it. I got it second-hand from a charity shop for 20p and it's got teeth-marks on it, always a good sign for a philosophy book. The former is also readable and deals with things I'm interested in (if you're replicated and your original body destroyed, is that as good as surviving?) but I realised I wasn't taking it in so it's going back to the library.
> run to the hills the official autobiography of one of the best bands in the world iron maiden...
Ray Davies once wrote an "unofficial autobiography".
Now ask me if I'm reading them...
In fairness, the latter is very readable and I'm enjoying it. I got it second-hand from a charity shop for 20p and it's got teeth-marks on it, always a good sign for a philosophy book. The former is also readable and deals with things I'm interested in (if you're replicated and your original body destroyed, is that as good as surviving?) but I realised I wasn't taking it in so it's going back to the library.
> run to the hills the official autobiography of one of the best bands in the world iron maiden...
Ray Davies once wrote an "unofficial autobiography".
hwell:> Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have. 
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> Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes!
Oooh, deep. The advantage of duplication, though, is if there's no-one else around to join in, you needn't spend your Friday night on your own...
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> Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes!
Oooh, deep. The advantage of duplication, though, is if there's no-one else around to join in, you needn't spend your Friday night on your own...
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> Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have.
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> Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes!
Oooh, deep. The advantage of duplication, though, is if there's no-one else around to join in, you needn't spend your Friday night on your own...
> Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have.
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> Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes!
Oooh, deep. The advantage of duplication, though, is if there's no-one else around to join in, you needn't spend your Friday night on your own...
Ministry magazine had a top ten of things not to listen to in bed. Their number one was "Come To Daddy" by Aphex Twin, which I can see some BDSM people really getting into! "20 Seconds To Comply" and "Bohemian Rhapsody" were also on the list.
I have released songs and mentioned to someone that I'd like to be on that list one day... to which they replied that I was already at the top of their list...
I have released songs and mentioned to someone that I'd like to be on that list one day... to which they replied that I was already at the top of their list...
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yup...i'd like to be able to stop time...so many possibilites!
Have you read "The Fermata" by Nicholson Baker? In this marvellous book the protagonist has the ability to stop time... which he onlyuses for taking off women's clothes, looking at them and then putting them back on.
It might be a bit rude for people, though...
